Warnings: Yaoi, AU. OOC.

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters.

Pairings: Hidan _ Itachi.

AN: those who reviewed, thank you very much! I'm glad you're enjoying the story and I can just hope you won't be disappointed at how it will turn out. In truth I just want to get this story out so I can present the next one...

Just his luck...

Pein sighed and stepped forward. "Fine... so Itachi... I'm offering to be your master, what do you say?"

Itachi blinked. "And what my duty's would be if I agree?" he asked apparently loud enough for Hidan to hear, the silver haired male snorted loudly and then chuckled sounded half like choking to Itachi.

"Your duty would be to spread your legs for him whenever he so wishes!" Hidan nearly shouted sounding amused or pissed it was hard to tell. Pein closed his eyes looking like he's clearly wanting to go and smack Hidan on the head. Itachi had that craving too.

"Basically... uhh basically he's right of course I have physical attraction to you but it's not as he says 'whenever I wish'. I'm not a monster to take you when you're not willing...and Hidan's just being an ass, look at me and Deidara...and Sasori...I'm not forcing them into anything, its more like we're friends including Hidan."

Itachi couldn't deny that Pein was an attractive male and so was the blonde dove sending him almost sultry looks behind Pein's back... there was just one thing nagging him, the platinum haired demonologist in the cell across from his laying on that bed as if this wouldn't concern him, Itachi guessed that Hidan really didn't want to be concerned, damn it.

Pein apparently caught where Itachi's gaze was lingering, he saw the orange haired man smirk somewhat cutely. Itachi couldn't shake the feeling that Pein and Deidara was up to something.

Itachi stood up slowly and threw the blanket on the bed uncaring that two hungry eyes were scanning his half naked form.

The stubborn kitty in Itachi's veins came alive craving safety like nothing else. he walked over Pein stopping only when his chest nearly brushed on Pein's grey vest covered one, the man before him stood his ground and looked into his black eyes calmly, Itachi took that as a sign of strength.

Getting on his tip toes he brushed his nose on Pein's cheek sniffling the scent it didn't repulse him it was actually making him want to bury his nose into the nice looking neck, but his cat senses weren't tingling like they did when Hidan was close to him. The orange haired man let him sniff and let him brush his probably cold nose on the soft neck next.

Itachi moved till his plump lips were directly against Pein's without touching. "Then why didn't you save me from those guards?" he asked quietly brushing his soft lips against Pein's slightly parted ones, he heard the man swallow but Pein didn't show any sign of moving or interrupting with Itachi's examination.

"Because I knew Hidan would and only Hidan can get rid of them without pools of blood and a great mess..."

That made sense.

He wanted Pein's protection, he really did safety was everything for a cat, without it they were bound to have a mental breakdown. He was lost. He pulled back slightly looking down and chewed his lower lip what he honestly wanted was the damn demonologist to take care of him.

"I don't know..." he finally muttered hearing another snort from Hidan before the demonologists deep voice came from across the corridor clearly annoyed.

"You are one stupid cat Itachi! Can't you fucking see Pein's your best option and clearly you're not repulsed by him, if you refuse tomorrow your ass will be handed around starting with Orochimaru, you fucktard! Pein's a good master!" Hidan butted in standing lazily in the frame of his cell-door the violet eyes somewhat darker than usual.

Itachi stepped to the side so he could see the man clearly, his black eyes narrowed and his tail went crazy accidentally smacking the blonde's thigh.

"What do you care? It's not like you're interested in my ass, what it matters for you whose fucking me? Maybe I want that Orochimaru guy!" his anger was visible he was sure, he only hoped the hurt wasn't.

Purple eyes squinted into slits and then Hidan was advancing...slowly...just as slowly as Itachi was stepping back till his back pressed on the wall, till Hidan was hovering over him like a predator looking down at him since the man was a bit taller than him. Itachi shivered not sure from the proximity or the cold his back was receiving from the stone wall behind his back.

He was rather sure he was about to die...or he was getting this all completely the wrong way...one of those.

Really... damn his tail for betraying him so! He blushed like a tomato when he realised that as soon as Hidan was in reach his tail had wrapped around the manly hips pulling the demonologist closer.

"I'm going to ask this only once, do you want me to be your master?"

Itachi shivered all through, his tail unwrapped from Hidan's hips and batted against the wall excited, his ears misbehaved too, twitching and sagging slightly in a form of submission. Before he could answer Hidan leaned closer till their lips almost brushed letting Itachi get a sniff of the man's scent, which he liked a lot by the way, liked it so much that he let out a tiny cat-moan.

"If you say yes Itachi you will have to accept me in any form I see fit and you won't be allowed to leave me or choose someone else..." by now the man was brushing their lips together and Itachi's mind long since didn't fix what Hidan was saying, it was tuned on the soft feel of the lips caressing his. "If you decide to leave for someone else I'm going to kill you!" that however he did fix in his mind and he could clearly hear Hidan was being serious. Hm, possessive aren't we?

"Don't expect me to be sweet and loving, because I'm not! Don't expect me to treat you like a god, because I won't! And don't expect me to not punish you if you misbehave because I sure will punish! Now... your answer!"

Itachi swallowed with difficulty he wasn't nervous because of the things Hidan had jus said he was nervous and breathless because of their tiny proximity.

"Yes, I want you as my master."

Hidan pulled back instantly grinning like a psychopath. "Great, now take a hold of your tail!"

Itachi thought that sure that was some kind of test and grabbed his tail not letting it wrap around any part of the man, he whimpered when the platinum haired god turned and went for the cell opposite his, but when he heard Hidan rummage through things he realised that he should stay put and just wait.

He stole glances at Pein and Deidara as they were still there. The blonde was smiling almost grinning holding on to Pein, Pein looked like a mother proud of her child, Itachi suspected that those feelings were towards Hidan not him.

When Hidan did come back he gave Itachi two pieces of cloth. A vest since the guards had ripped his and to Itachi's delight a warm looking hoodie, now he was really ready to do anything the man asked, seriously all day long he had been cold.

"Put them on, you're turning blue!" Hidan simply said and Itachi nodded letting a small tiny smile appear on his lips. The feeling of someone taking care of him was...priceless. Not only because he was in this place, also because no one had ever done that for him all through his life.

When he was dressed in the grey vest, that was a bit too big for him but he didn't mind, and the black hoodie he wrapped his arms around himself rubbing his arms and enjoying the warmness, before he knew any better he was looking into purple eyes and purring.

"Now, is there anything you want from me before you go to bed, you look like you need sleep!"

Itachi shook his head biting in his lower lip, he could ask for a lot of things right now but he really was almost unconscious how he needed sleep, this felt so weird almost as if over a minute he had become married or something, the feeling wasn't bad in the least.

"Good then go to bed and don't worry about anything, I'm not a heavy sleeper I'll hear trouble if there will be any."

He nodded again, if he could put his life on a silver platter and pass it around he would give it to this man. Bliss was the feeling when you don't have to worry about a thing. Bliss was to know that someone is there and will take care of everything.

Hidan turned around. "You two, the shows over..."

Deidara giggled and Pein gave the platinum haired a wide grin. "Never thought I'll experience you becoming someone's master, dude. Congrats and remember...sharing is caring!"

"Yea, yea we'll see about that, get lost."

Itachi's black eyes observed Pein and the blonde leave the cell and observed Hidan stepping by his bed, he wondered will Hidan want to...tighten their relationship right now, he really wanted to but he was tired. The day had been too long. But still he was sure he wouldn't say no.

He shivered when Hidan crouched down by the bed. "You stopped purring..." the man stated.

"The bed's cold... I purr only when—"

"When you're feeling safe and content, right?"

Itachi nodded, blushing once more when his tell tale tail sneaked out from under the blanket and brushed on Hidan's arm.

He remembered Hidan saying he shouldn't wait any sweetness but in his opinion providing him with the vest and hoodie already was sweet, he wouldn't push his luck he caught his own tail and pulled it under the blanket.

"Let's see..." Hidan murmured and he could only tremble when Hidan's hand sneaked under the blanket laying on his chest lightly, instantly he felt heat spreading through him, it made him drowsy and it made him wonder what wondrous powers demonologists possessed and it sure as hell made him close his eyes and purr like a happy kitten.

He didn't even notice how or when exactly he fell asleep he only knew that when he gave in sleep the hand was still on his chest.

He awoke once during the night because he thought he heard a banging sound his night vision let him see Hidan sleeping on the back across his cell and he could hear the man breathe steadily, when he didn't see anyone dangerous lurking around he settled back to sleep, he smirked and then chuckled hearing moans coming from the cell next to his, the moans were surely coming from a certain blonde dove and orange haired master.

He could only curse his sensitive ears when they picked up naughty whispers Pein apparently was whispering to Deidara. Itachi didn't feel grossed out or even embarrassed of the sounds they were all sleeping in one big room parted with thin walls and bars after all, privacy was a term only and besides, imagining those too would make him hot if he wouldn't be so sleepy.

There was a low whisper of "spread them for me baby!" and then a delighted scream-like moan from Deidara.

Grinning like an idiot Itachi put his blanket on his ears in case he really did get aroused from the erotic sounds of skin smacking on skin.

The next time he awoke it was morning already he could tell by the bright light coming from the corridors. He stretched turning on his back, really feline-like stretching out his fingers and wriggling his toes too, he felt warm and somehow...just good.

Still half asleep he licked his hand like a cat would lick his paw and brushed his ears not caring that the action might seem gross to people, no one was watching him anyway.

"Morning ritual, kitty?"

His eyes snapped open again and with his tongue still out of his mouth he turned to the side where a smirking Hidan was standing and watching him with amusement.

Itachi decided to kindly ignore the heat rushing to his cheeks and rubbed his eyes with his fists. "Kind of..."

"Cute...anyway, you should get up, shower time and then breakfast!"

He also decided to ignore the 'cute' comment, he really didn't understand Hidan. Then the man seemed attracted then not, then sweet then cocky...

He threw the blanket aside shivering from the sudden coldness and stood up taking the two steps to reach his miniature night table grabbing his hair brush blushing when he realised he must look funny right now with his hair all tangled.

He slid the brush through his black silky strands watching Hidan through the little mirror, that's how he saw the purple eyes slide all over him from behind and then they found his eyes in the mirror.

"Why are you looking at me...like that?" he mumbled turning around and slipping on his grey sneakers stroking his tail from the base to the top to tame the sleep messed fur and make it shiny again.

Purple eyes narrowed. "Don't do that in front of anyone else."

"Do what?"

"Stroke your damn tail or brush your ears with your hand or whatever you were doing, don't lick yourself before anyone else, damn it..."

Itachi blushed, god why did this man made him blush so much? He nodded nonetheless. Being a feline he never spent much time thinking how other races would look at his behaviour.

"Um Hidan?" he started and turned slightly to hide his red face.

"Yes?"

"Are the showers...you know, like... the typical prison showers, Bunch of people in the same room, w-with no privacy?"

"Yes..."

Oh at least the blush was gone, now he was simply pale as a corpse.

But the showering went smoother than he thought it would, no one dared to stare at him and really Hidan was being a gentleman or something of the sort and stayed with his back turned to Itachi covering him from others, Pein was doing the same with Deidara's body, shielding it from the others though it didn't seem the blonde cared much the blue eyes were shamelessly ogling Sasori who by the way was ogling the blonde back just as shamelessly.

however the fact that Hidan was being such a nice gentleman only made Itachi feel like the demonologist really was not attracted to his body whatsoever and it only made him stare at Hidan's wide muscled back the perfect manly ass and the strong legs all wet with soap suds and water sliding over the pale expanses of skin, he nearly choked and frankly he couldn't wash himself properly he had to hold his tail with one hand terrified where it might want to sneak otherwise.

But it was okay he could soap himself with one hand too after all. When they were finished, well Itachi was finished before Hidan but there was no way he would go anywhere alone after last night so he pretended that he was double soaping himself, so when they were finished Hidan passed him a towel without looking at him... for Itachi it seemed weird because he sure as hell saw Pein and Deidara ogling his naked bits along with everyone else present.

Clean and redressed he and Hidan went back for their cells where Itachi was drying his tail while Hidan was twelve feet away in his own cell combing the silver hair back neatly till they stayed that way, god the man was hot.

Itachi was wondering why Hidan agreed to be his master when obviously the man didn't want his body.

Great, first he was worried about his ass being fucked now he was worried why his ass wouldn't get fucked... irony, eh?

"Ready?"

"Yes."

So they headed for he breakfast, it wasn't so bad Itachi decided, he was given a bowl of porridge, it looked like somebody's vomit and it tasted...well how should he put it, he had thrown up a few times in his life and the aftertaste was pretty close to what the porridge tasted like, not to mention that the taste wasn't sweet and his sweet tooth was aching badly.

Scowling and nearly gagging he got it down anyway washing the taste away with weak coffee that tasted like urine.

Then they went into the yard with loads of inmates chilling and warming their bones in the weak sunlight. He ventured for a bench and sat down when Hidan stayed behind chatting with Pein.

The blonde though followed him and sat next to him looking up at the sky looking rather happy.

"You did want to be Hidan's little kitty, right, un?"

"I guess..." he admitted remembering the blonde's delighted moan from last night he closed his eyes chasing it away. "Though he acts like he doesn't want to... uhh... doesn't... well to put it simply I don't think he sees me sexually attractive..." the blonde spluttered and giggled looking at him incredulously but seeing his sour expression the blondes lovely features turned serious.

"Well I think I know why you think that way un, but I'll tell you a secret, un... he's that way because he's scared shitless to get attached to someone, he's that kind of guy you know, thinks that if he opens up and shows his sweet side people will see him as weak, un... Pein knows this because he and Hidan are closer than you think, they were buddies outside too, they're like brothers, un. And Pein says Hidan had always been that way, last night Pein was lying to you when he said he knew Hidan would save you, he didn't know but he hoped Hidan would... and Pein only offered to be your master to make Hidan jealous, which worked by the way... me and Pein had it all planned out, un! Sasori was the first one who said that Hidan would go mental on the spot if Pein offered to be your master and Sasori is always right."

Itachi just stared but the blonde wasn't finished the cute face leaned closer to his pale one. "By the way since Pein and Hidan are such good buddies they like sharing... Hidan has never been a master but Pein never denied my ass if Hidan wanted, are you jealous Itachi? Knowing your master has fucked me numerous times, un?" the blonde was vicious. And no, Itachi wasn't jealous he was...getting hot from the damn mental images and his tongue itched to ask naughty questions about Hidan.

He offered a lecherous smile for Deidara. "Well Deidara, if our masters so like to share...are you jealous that your master might want a piece of me?"

The blonde seemingly appreciated his comeback, a hot breath on his lips bounced as the blonde chuckled and leaned closer still, brushing the sweet plump lips on his. "No, as long as I can see my master screwing you good and hard and as long as I can join in and get a piece of your ass as well, un!"

"Hey birdie... my cat instincts been tingling around you from the very beginning you know!" was Itachi's answer. The blonde gasped on his lips and the blue orbs gazing in his widened for a moment.

"Mh Itachi I knew that once you settle in you would turn into a little naughty kitty and I was right, un!"

They pulled apart at the same time when Pein landed on the bench beside Deidara and Hidan sat next to Itachi.

"Ready for a show kitty?"

"Huh?"

Hidan scowled not looking at him the violet eyes somewhat darker as usual. "Well we ought to make this somewhat public so the bitches know who you fucking belong to..."

"Oh... what do I do?" he asked bluntly, Hidan didn't answer but a strong hand grabbed his wrist and guided him up and then guided him right unto Hidan's lap, straddling the man with his slender legs, he couldn't help but shiver and gasp and he could do nothing at all to make his tail stop swinging in the air in excitement like crazy when Hidan all but grabbed the nape of his neck and pulled him forward till their lips met.

Absentmindedly he wondered would Hidan kiss him for other reasons then just to make them public... but that thought left him as a hot wet tongue pressed between his lips praying his mouth open and stroking his tongue. Itachi's arms went around Hidan's neck his heart raced up and he leaned closer into the kiss at the same time as Hidan pulled him closer.

So what that dozens of eyes were on them... Itachi didn't care one bit about it and the thought of Deidara and Pein watching from close up only excited him further.

They parted and Itachi opened his eyes slowly panting for air gazing into purple orbs trying to figure out did Hidan even liked the kiss. He couldn't tell because Hidan remained oddly... serious and calm.

"That's enough, you don't want to give them ideas by going further." Hidan said and Itachi swallowing his excitement was about to get off of the comfy lap, now completely sure that Hidan simply did not want him, but two strong hands on his hips stopped him, the purple eyes were boring in his skull as if reading his thoughts.

The demonologist caught his swaying tail without looking at it, the purple eyes watched him closely as the hand moved down his tail slowly and...and just in the way that made Itachi shiver and gasp and blush and imagine.

"Hidan..." he breathed as if in a warning tone, didn't sound like much even to him.

"Yes, kitty?"

And bam suddenly Hidan tuned into the teaser again. Smirking at him naughtily and putting the hand on his hip rubbing, it drove him mad not understanding how exactly the man felt for him.

Flustered he couldn't respond he could only bury his face in the crook of Hidan's neck breathing there and hoping the man won't think he's acting too sweet and wont slap him or punch him stupid instead of fucking him stupid. He was never resistant to teasing and when this man did it...

Pein's next words made him gasp on the soft neck. "Hidan since you're inexperienced with being someone's master I think your kitty is silently asking for you to please him!"

"I'm not!" he nearly shouted diving out of the neck and glaring at Pein with his cheeks blazing.

The orange head chuckled. "Sure you're not..."

Hissing was something he just did, being a feline and all, so when Hidan's hands pushed him off of the lap he did just that showing his canines, he damn well liked to be on Hidan's lap!

But he was pulled for the entrance to their sleeping barracks his hissing stopped and he fell silent following his master and wondering what will happen.

AN: yes indeed, do you wonder what will happen? ... I'm in the process of editing the next chapter I wonder should I...err make it less perverted... I seriously don't want to traumatize anyone.

Thank you for reading and thanks again to those who expressed their opinion about the story so far.

Mettlei.