Skye the dragon slayer here! I am writing an incredibly random chapter that involves the therapist and food fights.
Shout out to Team Edward Mbr who is mah best friend. She has asked me to call her Bella in the chapter because she does not want to be named.
Disclaimer: I don't own bleach or Too Cute **anime tear waterfalls**
My POV
I was clinging onto Grimmjow who was clinging onto the stair railing.
"You can't make me go! The therapist is evil! Evil I tell you! EVIL!" I shouted in near hysteria.
"The therapist isn't evil and you need to go, or we're going to be late!" Lucy shouted back at me.
"Why are you two so f***ing strong?" Grimmjow asked almost being pulled off the railing.
"Because we…" I started to say.
"Classified information!" Lucy said cutting me off.
"You never let me finish my sentences!" I said letting go of Grimmjow for a minute. Lucy then grabbed me and shoved me into the car and drove away.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO! SOMEONE HELP ME!" I shouted while pounding on the glass as we drove away.
Third person POV at the house
Nel, Orihime, and Haribel made a pillow fort and were in it playing cards while the boys had a food fight.
"God d*** it! Why do you keep dodging?" Grimmjow shouted as Ichigo dodged the pudding that Grimmjow threw.
Aizen then got an exploding egg to the face courtesy of Gin. Ulquiorra had joined the girls and was playing cards. Stark was asleep and covered in food. Szayel was unconscious thanks to a frozen ham to the face that Shiro threw. Shiro was laughing insanely. Aizen was throwing a pie at Gin. Ichigo was shoving fudge down Grimmjow's throat hoping he would choke. Byakuya was drenched in whip cream. Gin was covered in pizza.
My POV
"Anime characters aren't real sweetheart. It is all your imagination sweetie." My therapist said in the 'I pretend I care but I really don't' tone of voice.
"Lies! Lies I tell you! I know they're real!" I shouted at my therapist
"I'm sorry she has an overactive imagination." My sister said as we left.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~1 hour later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
We walked in the door and all I could smell was food. I turned my head to see a pie coming at me. I ducked and it went over my head and hit Lucy dead in the face. Everyone went silent as Luce gained a murderous aura. I then ran for my life to the pillow fort and played cards. Nel was taking a nap, and somehow we ended playing BS. Ulquiorra is amazing at this game. I suck at lying so within a few minutes I had almost all of the cards.
"Ace of hearts." I said lying.
"BS." Haribel said.
"DANG IT!" I shouted.
I then got a text from my best friend Bella.
"I just finished Eclipse again." Bella texted me.
"This is the millionth time you've finished it." I texted back.
"Hey can I come over? I'm so bored." Bella texted.
"But I have people over and there is a food fight." I texted.
"I'm on my way." Bella texted. She then used her vampire super speed and rang my door bell. I let her in. She then grabbed the nearest piece of food and threw it randomly and hit Byakuya. Apparently Bella decided that coming over was moving into my closet? She put up all her twilight posters inside the closet. I then ripped them down and burned them in the stove.
"NOOOO EDWARD!" Bella screamed at the burning posters.
"MUAHHAHHAHAH!" I laughed evilly.
We then we both ran screaming back into the pillow as food was thrown in every direction.
~~~~~~~~~~20 Minutes Later and after several rounds of card games~~~~~~~~~~
"It's safe to come out." Lucy called out.
We then popped out of the pillow fort, stuck our heads in the kitchen and gasped in shock. (Except for Ulquiorra, his eyes just widened a little bit, but still.) There amidst the food carnage was Lucy standing atop a pile of food battered corpses victoriously, covered in whipped cream and fudge, but still victorious! Ok I don't think they were really dead just unconscious…. I think…. Maybe? I started poking them with a stick, Gin then groaned so that means that at least one of them is alive. I started poking Grimm with the stick and he then grabbed it and broke it.
"Meany." I pouted.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~A Few Minutes Later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Everyone got up and now began the scary part. Finding out who started it.
"Ok which one of you started it?" Lucy asked still covered in food, but still terrifying.
"Not it!" I shouted.
"I know it's not you idiot. We weren't here when it started." Lucy said face palming.
"…. Now I feel stupid….." I mumbled.
"Good." Lucy said.
"Now…" Lucy said ominously with shadows covering one eye making her look terrifying. How did she do that? Is she secretly an anime character? COOL Lucy's an anime character.
"No I'm not an anime character I'm magic." Lucy said telepathically.
"Darn." I said back.
"Gin started it!" Grimmjow yelled while everyone simultaneously pointed at Gin.
"T-t-traitors." Gin stuttered
"Well then Gin you will clean up the living room." Lucy said because the living room had taken most of the mess.
"Everyone else that participated will clean up the rest that means you to Bella. And someone clean up Stark. I'm going to take a shower." Luce said walking away.
"Have fun~" I said also walking away.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~However long it took to clean up the mess~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Finally it's done." Bella said exhausted. She tried using her vampire super speed, but Lucy said that would be cheating.
"Great we have no food! This is your fault!" I said pointing at Gin. "I shall eat you first!" I said with a psychotic smile.
"MUAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA" I laughed. Everyone looked utterly scared sh*tless. Lucy then sat on me and shut me up.
"There shall be no cannibalism in this house! AM I UNDERSTOOD?" Lucy said darkly.
Everyone else said, "Yes ma'am!"
I said, "Aww you ruin my fun. How can live yourself?"
"By dragging you to the grocery store, and if we come home and there is another mess someone is going to get it." Lucy said in her 'no nonsense tone.'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~At the Grocery Store~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I then ran home terrified and alone because I saw this kid from my school who stalks me. He has been stalking me since 6th grade it's been 4 years now.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~At home~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Of course I left my key at home so I rang the doorbell till Grimm let me in.
I then decided to watch tv and there was a Too Cute marathon. Nel, Orihime, and Grimm were instantly hooked. Everyone else just sat around and watched it because they couldn't break anything or suffer the consequences.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~1 Hour later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When Lucy finally arrived she found us watching Too Cute in the living room.
"Aww the Puppies!" I said while hugging the closest person who happened to be Shiro but I didn't notice it at the time.
Lucy's POV
I walked in to find everyone on the couch either bored out of their mind, asleep or in tears. Nel was hugging Grimmjow who were both crying. Ok that was weird. Orihime was hugging also in tears, Ulquiorra looked like he was about to suffocate. Skye was hugging Shiro?! He looked really conflicted. Well actually I saw it coming since the caffeine incident.
Shiro's POV
She's hugging me? Why is she hugging me? Why do I like it? It's not like I'm devouring her soul. Ok I must have gotten some type of serious head injury during the food fight. Yeah that's it. I think?
MUAHAHHAHAHAH! I am evil I left it at a cliffy!
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Anyway, all flames will be used to create my evil robot army. With the help of alligators to tear down the fourth wall and conquer anime and the world. MUAHAHHAHAHAH!
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