A/N: I'M NOT DEAD! Can you believe it? Well those who know me won't, but I'm sure the rest of you thought I had fallen off the plant. I just kinda . . . uh . . . FORGOT about this story, to but it mildly. Then my good friend Chary Moota (who didn't review chapter 2) reminded me that I still had this. So yeah. I'm really sorry! Not that many of you cared, anyway but I'm sorry. This chapter is mucho-ly long compared to the other ones, but after I've straightened them out, I'm sure it won't be.

Reviewer Replies:

Streamheart: Thank you dahling. I know I'm funny.

ZippoQuarterHorse (Chapter 1 review): Well you know what? My organization is loads better in this chapter. And if it's so weird, you obviously didn't notice that I wanted to call this Humour Club before I changed the name to what it was. This is meant to be weird and random and funny and stupid!

ZippoQuarterHorse(Chapter 2 Review): It can't have been that weird if you're still gonna keep reading. Anyway, as promised, you will discover why horses are so bad.

Shmorgasopoly: Jeez, that's one heck of a name to spell. And YES! Love the craziness for what it's worth! I fixed the dialogue in this chapters, and I will go back and fix the other ones.

Chair82: Yes, the school is insane. But it's insane that's in a fun way to write.

PenguinDust: YEAH YOU GO GIRL! No offense Zippo (can I call you Zippo?) but she is one of MAI HOMIES in real life.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything! I don't own Lisa. I technically don't own my characters, since they're all based off people I know (sorta).

"I don't like the sound of this." Lisa muttered to herself.

"I don't care what you think." Blue snapped back. Speaking into the walkie-talkie she said, "Ready?"

"Steady." Chary replied.

"GO!" They exclaimed at the same time. A door swung open nearby, and Blue pushed Lisa in as an arm stuck out to pull her in. Blue looked around to make sure no one was nearby before jumping into the room herself.

Lisa looked around. It was a rather spacious living room with bare, white walls. There were two couches, a T.V., three computers, a shelf filled with books. Lisa noted that none of them were on horses.

"You okay?" Chary asked Blue.

"Peachy. Assuming no one saw that." Blue said, panting. Her face was flushed, but there was a wide grin on her face. "That was fun."

"FUN?!?" Lisa nearly screeched. "I almost dislocated my shoulder from that fall."

"Oh poor baby!" Another girl snapped from the computer. "You could've gotten the rest of us expelled."

"Easy Kimiko." Blue said getting up from the floor. "She hasn't had time to read the code of conduct yet. She's one of them. From Willow Creek. She doesn't know any better."

A gasp sounded from the other girl nearby. "She's one of them? What's she doing here?" Lisa looked down at the floor, unable to take all this attention yet also curious at the same time about why she was such a specimen to these insane girls. And also why they knew so much about her already. "I mean, seriously, what are they thinking about letting her here?"

"She's one of them?" Kimiko, still in the computer chair, swiveled around to face Lisa. She looked similar to Chary. A glare was etched into her features. "What is she doing here? They should know better than to accept someone who could get everyone she knew expelled."

"I don't understand!" Lisa exclaimed.

"Read the code of conduct." The other girl, whom she now assumed was Lee, shrugged.

"The code of conduct doesn't explain anything!" Blue exclaimed. "It's like riding a chocobo to Mexico."

"A what?" Lisa asked.

"It's obvious she's never played Final Fantasy." Chary muttered.

"So are you going to explain it to her?" Lee asked, ignoring Chary's Final Fantasy comment. Lisa still sat there confused.

"I suppose I'll have to. Unless one of you want to explain it. We've been at the school the longest, and someone has to explain everything to the youngsters." Blue said, shaking her head. It was really her least favorite part of having a new student accepted into the school. Explaining why everything was the way it was. "Give me a minute." Blue said, disappearing through one of the five doors.

"What's Blue getting?" Lisa asked.

"Nothing." Responded Lee. "She just needs a minute to collect herself."

"Why? I still don't understand." Lisa asked.

"Do you remember Andrea Barry?" Kimiko asked.

"How do YOU know her?" Lisa asked, stunned.

"She's Mr. Witazap's daughter." Lee said.

"So is that why you can't say . . . you know? The 'h word'?" Lisa asked.

Blue emerged from her room, shaking her head. "That's hardly the reason. It's a part of the reason, but no necessarily the entire reason." Pausing, she looked over Lisa for a brief moment. "You don't know who Brooke Dempsey is, do you?"

Lisa shook her head. "Is she related to Patrick Dempsey?" She asked. The other three girls snickered, as Blue rolled her eyes.

"No." Blue said seriously. "Brooke Dempsey was a lab rat. They ran all sorts of cholesterol medication tests on her. One day, after a serious testing, her blood pressure rose exponentially. After testing, she liked to . . . ride, as you would put it, to keep her mind off the side effects. The horse got spooked by a cat, and began to run uncontrollably. Her blood was pumping so fast that her heart just . . . stopped."

"Where does the insane part come into all this?" Lisa asked.

"I was getting to that!" Blue snapped irritably. "Patience is a virtue. One that you clearly lack! As do I, but let me finish."

"Blue? You're rambling again." Kimiko said.

"What? Right. Anyway. The doctors said that Brooke's mind was deteriorating from all the tests, so she basically went insane." Blue finished.

"So where does Andrea Barry come into all of this?" Lisa asked.

"You're looking right at her." Lee growled.

"You, Lee?" Lisa asked.

"NO!" Lee exclaimed. "Blue."

DUNN DUNN DUNNNN! Is Blue really Andrea Barry? I'm not gonna tell. For those of you who have no idea who Andrea Barry is: Andrea Barry was in an episode of the Saddle Club back in the first season. If you want more info, go look it up on Wikipedia.

Next chapter, Lisa will get her code name, and we get to see Katie again. And maybe, just maybe, the plot will actually suit it's description.

So review, my wonderful friends and don't forget to put this on alert.