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Chapter 2: Greetings

A Fan Fiction by Fish Friend

Characters:

Janeaustenfan: Bella

Pianoman11: Edward

Philosophy101: Jasper

Myclosetsbigger: Alice

GrizBearsrok: Emmett

Homedecor4fun: Esme

Modelingbeatsreading: Rosalie

Dr.C.C.65: Carlisle

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Pianoman11 Has entered the chat room

Pianoman11: Bella?

Janeaustenfan Has entered the chat room

Janeaustenfan: Hmph

GrizBearsrok Has entered the chat room

Modelingbeatsreading Has entered the chat room

Homedecor4fun Has entered the chat room

Myclosetsbigger Has entered the chat room

Philosophy101 Has entered the chat room

Dr.C.C.65 Has entered the chat room

GrizBearsrok: Looks like Edward's in trouble for something.

Modelingbeatsreading: She's just angry at him because Carlisle is making him let Bella go on Alice's little trip.

Homedecor4fun: Come on, Bella. :-) It'll be fun.

Janeaustenfan: Shopping is not fun, just as a general rule.

Myclosetsbigger: Don't…ever…say….that…

Philosophy101: Alice, Calm down. I'm sure Bella is just a little agitated.

GrizBearsrok: Bella, you shouldn't ever say anything like that around Alice.

Dr.C.C.65: She gets very…heated.

Modelingbeatsreading: Then I have to deal with her, by taking her shopping.

GrizBearsrok: Then I have to hear about Rose being annoyed

Homedecor4fun: So avoid it in the future.

Janeaustenfan: Ya…sorry. Am I not allowed to have my own opinion?

Pianoman11: Bella is allowed to be opinionated.

Dr.C.C.65: Very well, we've heard enough about my problems.

Myclosetsbigger: Now, Bella, be sure you pack enough clothes for 2 days incase we get a layover and our other clothes are stuck somewhere.

Janeaustenfan: NOT GOING!!!!

Homedecor4fun: Maybe if she knocked her out we could drag her onto the plane and then somehow make sure she doesn't leave…

Pianoman11: Isn't that illegal?

GrizBearsrok: Illegal never meant much to us before.

Philosophy101: Carlisle? What would work for that?

Janeaustenfan: I AM NOT A GUINEA PIG!

Dr.C.C.65: I am a bit surprised Esme would suggest such a thing, though I'm quite sure that sleeping pills would do the job. If you could get her to take them, of course. I do not approve, to let you know.

Pianoman11: Cold medicine knocks her out for a good 8 hours. You could get a flight at night.

Janeaustenfan: You said you were on my side!

Pianoman11: Sorry, Bella. But Alice would kill me if you didn't go.

Philosophy101: It's true, unfortunately.

Myclosetsbigger: What's that supposed to mean?

Philosophy101: Nothing, Alice, dear!

Janeaustenfan: This is insulting!

Janeaustenfan had left the Chat room.

Pianoman11: I'll go after her.

Pianoman11 had left the chat room.

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Private AIM with Janeaustenfan and Pianoman11

Janeaustenfan: EDWARD!? How could you do this to me?!

Pianoman11: Bella, Carlisle said it would be a good idea. They ganged up on me. You know I'm on your side.

Janeaustenfan: You better be! You know how Alice gets around too many…clothes.

Pianoman11: I'll find a way to make it up to you.

Janeaustenfan: You could just change me. That's the only thing that could make this up to me.

Pianoman11: I'll find a reasonable way to make it up to you. Maybe a dog? Don't you females find those furry nuisances attractive?

Janeaustenfan: shudder No. Dogs.

Pianoman11: I'll find another way.

Janeaustenfan: sigh Got 2 go make dinner. You coming tonight?

Pianoman11: Of course.

Janeaustenfan: Good.

Janeaustenfan had signed off.

Pianoman11 has signed off.