I'm not dead! I haven't been on forever... I honestly forgot about my fanfiction. I'm back now, though, and hopefully better than ever.
"Four hours honestly isn't that bad." Reim said as the RV drove on. It was Break's turn as driver. Sharon, however, was not comforted by Reim's comment, since she was the one who drove them off track. She pouted while sitting at the RV dinner table.
"Lady Sharon..." Reim started, as Alice barged into the room.
"I want some meat!" Alice exclaimed.
"Oh, hello Alice. The meat is in the refrigerator." Reim said. Alice opened the refrigerator a pulled out a huge chunk of raw meat. She plunked it down on a plate, and sat next to Sharon at the table.
"Hm? What's got you down?" Alice asked.
"Nothing." Sharon said.
"You sure? I'll bite your cheek."
"No, I'm fine!" Sharon laughed. Alice still had yet a lot to learn. Ooh, right now would be the perfect time to read out one of my favorite novels- Sharon thought, smiling.
"Aaa-oomph!" Alice took a huge bite out of the meat as Gilbert entered the room.
"Gyaah! Stupid rabbit!" Gilbert ran up to the table.
"What do you mean, I can't eat it?" Alice asked.
"Raw food can give you diseases if not cooked properly!" Gilbert exclaimed. "Hand it over, I'll cook it!" He tried to grab the plate of meat. Alice narrowed her eyes and bit Gilbert's hand.
"Ahhh!" Gilbert let go of the meat and grabbed his hand, which was now throbbing.
"Ooh, what's going on out here?" Oz walked into the room.
"She bit my hand!" Gilbert exclaimed, pointing at Alice.
"The seaweed tried to take my meat. Stick to eating sunlight." Alice exclaimed. Reim tried to ignore them, polishing his glasses. Sharon, amused, laughed.
"I was just trying to help!" Gilbert exclaimed.
"Calm down you two." Oz said, trying to be the peacemaker. "Gilbert was just trying to make sure your food was safe to eat, ok?" Oz said, trying to calm Alice down.
"So you're saying that the seaweed was trying to keep me from getting sick?" Alice asked.
"That's what I'm saying." Oz sighed, relieved that Alice got it.
"So that means raven actually does care about the rabbit!" Emily called from the front seat. Gilbert's face went red from embarrassment, and he looked up at the front of the car. "Be quiet Break!"
"I didn't say anything!" Break chirped. "It was Emily! Not that I don't have to agree with what she's saying..." Break chuckled.
"Ughhh. Just hand over the meat." Oz laughed as Gilbert started to cook the meat at the stove. Alice watched, her mouth watering.
"Meaatttt..."
~~~~~~Timeskip~~~~~~~~~
"We're almost back on track!" Sharon exclaimed as she watched out the window. Alice and Oz were eating the meat, which Gilbert had just finished cooking.
"Not bad for seaweed." Alice commented as she tore off chunks of meat with her teeth.
"Gilbert is a pretty good cook!" Oz exclaimed. Gilbert cleaned off the stove, mumbling to himself.
"So, where is this ice cream place, anyways?" Reim asked.
"I'm not sure. Break chose it." Sharon said.
"That's comforting." Reim sweat-dropped.
"Did someone ask for me?" Break asked, popping out from under the dinner table. Alice, startled, kicked Break in the face.
"Ouch!" Break exclaimed. "That wasn't verrry nice!"
"Stop being such a creep you clown!" Alice growled.
"This place we're going to is a bit away. Far away from Pandora's headquarters!" Break chirruped, brushing dust off his shoulder.
"Does that mean there will be illegal contractors and chains around here?" Reim asked. "If nobody is out here to take care of that?"
"Noo! This place doesn't need any Pandora or organization like them, because the chains aren't as frequent." Break exclaimed.
"What is this place called?" Reim asked.
"It's called-" Break started.
"Wait a minute." Gilbert said, his eyes wide. "If you're not driving the RV... who is-" Everyone went silent as the RV, if on cue, started to swerve.
"Xerx-nii, you idiot!" Sharon exclaimed.
"It seems that I forgot to trade places with someone at the wheel." Break lifted his hands up while smiling. "Woopsies!"
"Pull over! This is the police!" A siren blared from outside. Everyone went pale.
"Oh great." Reim facepalmed.
"Someone pull over!" Sharon exclaimed, wide-eyed. Everyone else scrambled towards the front of the car, trying to get to the wheel. The RV suddenly skidded to a stop.
"Who got the wheel?" Sharon asked. Everyone who had came on the trip was still in the main room.
"My my, what an interesting time to barge in, isn't it?" Gilbert recognized the voice from the front of the car all too well. As the man entered the room, Break narrowed his eyes, while everyone else stared, shocked.
"Hello, Nii-san."