'This'=boys singing
'This'= girls singing.
'This'=all
Sakura's POV
"Ino, you whore," (We ignored Karin's cry of 'that's my name!') "What happened to breaking the news slowly?" I snapped, glaring at her with an intensity that rivalled Yumi's.
"I didn't mean to!" she flailed, arm flying everywhere.
"I fucking hate you all and am officially becoming a hobo." Yumi said emotionlessly.
"You said that when you cat ran away in sophomore year, Bitch." Karin pointed out.
"But I didn't have a box that year." she deadpanned. "But I stole the tv box. Now I can be a hobo."
"Yumi, there is no appeal in being a hobo." Tenten said with a sigh.
"There is too!" Yumi face went all dreamy, meaning she was day-dreaming or she was planning something that would most likely get us all killed. "Hobo's are excellent are planning world domination. If I become one, I can earn their trust and have my own army!"
"Sometimes," I said, blinking at her. "I think I like you better drunk. At least we can get blackmail then."
"You suck." Yumi stated. "And I should probably inform you that, chances are, Naruto and Gaara are the only boys who will wake up tomorrow. Actually, Shikamaru might, too, just because it's more fun to wake him up rather than kill him."
And with that, she waltzed out the door.
"I swear to god, if we don't stop at Dairy Queen right now," Yumi hissed, reaching for out chauffer's throat. "I will castrate you with my pocket knife!"
"For fuck's sake, Yumi!" Temari snapped, rubbing her temples. "Calm down! We have ice cream at home!"
"I don't want ice cream!" Yumi yelled. "I want a fucking ice cream cake! Or am I not allowed to have that either?" she raised an pierced eyebrow. "Because I will kill you all if I don't get an ice cream cake!"
"Ice cream and cakey-cake!" Tenten began to sing. "Ice cream and cakey-cake! Ice cream and cake, do the ice cream and cake! Ice cream and cake, do the ice cream and cake!"
"Jesus Christ." Karin muttered hanging her head. "Would somebody please kill me?"
"Not until you sing with us!" Tenten, Yumi and... aw, shit... Ino chorused. "And we mean all of you."
Karin and Temari shrugged and joined in, Hinata was asleep, her head on my lap, Naruto, Kiba, and Suigetsu had (for the most part) grudgingly joined in the song. Neji and Sasuke seemed to be trying their hardest to pretend they didn't exist.
"I hear my song." Hinata said suddenly, waking up and glaring around. "Who started my song without me?"
We all pointed to Tenten.
"But I don't wanna die today!" Tenten cried, attempting to cower behind Neji, (whom she was sitting beside) and clawing the air.
"We can just sing a new song, Little One." Yumi said, using the nickname she had given to Hinata because she was so much shorter than then rest of us.
"Oh!" Ino exclaimed, bouncing in her seat. " Can we sing Monster?"
"Skillet or Lady GaGa version?" Yumi asked. "And before any of you morons ask. Yes, I still want a fucking ice cream cake."
"Who the fuck is Skillet?" Ino asked. She was normally sleeping when Yumi was showering, so she didn't quite know her odd taste in music. "Lady GaGa, Bitch!"
"Then what are we waiting for!" I yelled. "Charles, the CD please."
I'm not one to brag, but our bus was tricked out. We had a stereo system, and a flat screen tv, and a mini fridge. Even though it was filled with chocolate and beer. (And some water for Ino and Hinata. The prudes.)
"Here, Miss Sakura." Charles said, handing back the disk.
"Honestly, man." I chided, shaking my head. "Don't put 'Miss' in-front of our names. We're only eighteen."
"Uh, nuh-uh!" Yumi protested, snatching the CD from me. "I'm nineteen, Pinky! I'm the reason we can get alcohol, thanks!" I cast her a cold glare and she winked at me, popping the CD in to the player.
"Stop arguing!" Ino snapped. "It's starting."
The beat began and Yumi started to speak . She was the only one of us who's could give the eerie effect.
Don't call me GaGa
I've never seen one like that before
Don't look at me like thatYou amaze me
Ino was next to sing.
He ate my heart He ate my heart
He a-a-ate my heart
(You little monster)
He a-a-ate my heart out
(You amaze me)
Next was Temari and Tenten began as well.
Look at him
Look at me
That boy is bad
And honestly
He's a wolf in disguise
But I can't stop staring in those evil eyes
I looked over at Yumi and smirked before starting as well. I asked my girlfriend if she'd seen you round before
She mumbled something while we got down on the floor baby
We might've fucked not really sure, don't quite recall
But something tells me that I've seen him, yeah
Karin and Hinatawere the last to join in. They seemed to love to do things last. I asked my girlfriend if she'd seen you round before That boy is a monster He ate my heart He ate my heart I wanna Just Dance That boy is a monster
That boy is a monster
M-M-M-Monster
That boy is a monster
M-M-M-Monster
That boy is a monster
Er-er-er-er
He ate my heart
( I love that girl)
He ate my heart
(Wanna talk to her, she's hot as hell)
He licked his lips
Said to me
Girl you look good enough to eat
Put his arms around me
Said "Boy now get your paws right off me"
She mumbled something while we got down on the floor baby
We might've fucked not really sure, don't quite recall
But something tells me that I've seen him, yeah
M-M-M-Monster
That boy is a monster
M-M-M-Monster
That boy is a monster
Er-er-er-er
He ate my heart
(Wanna talk to her, she's hot as hell)
He ate my heart
Instead he's a monster in my bed
But he took me home instead
Uh oh! There was a monster in my bed
We french kissed on a subway train
He tore my clothes right off
He ate my heart then he ate my brain
Uh oh uh oh
(Wanna talk to her, she's hot as hell)That boy is a monster
M-m-m-monster
(Could I love him?)
That boy is a monster
M-m-m-monster
(Could I love him?)
That boy is a monster
M-m-m-monster
(Could I love him?)
Er-er-er-er
"I'm not sure which is scarier," Sasuke muttered. "Yumi's voice or the fact that three of my friends willingly sang along to that song." "Just because we have to live with you," Naruto pointed out. "Doesn't mean we have to listen to the same emo shit you do." "Hey!" Yumi yelled, throwing her purse at him. "I listen to that kind of music! So do Temari and Tenny!" "And it's why the rest of us won't get in a car with you." I pointed out dryly. "Because we don't want that shit breaking our eardrums." "At the level they listen to music at," Karin muttered. "We have to hear it anyway, even with our stereo turned up full blast." "It's because we don't want to listen to Justine Beaver, or whatever the fuck that fags name is." Tenten snapped, crossing her arms. "It's Justin Bieber!" Ino shrieked, glaring at her. "And he is the bane of my existence!"
"I thought Taylor Lautner was the bane of your existence?" I asked, raising an eyebrow.
"He's, like, soo three days ago!" Ino drawled. "And he can't sing!"
"Neither can Justin Bieber." Hinata muttered. "We can sing. And we can-"
"The next songs starting!" Yumi snarled.
"Blood On The Dance Floor!" those of us with a brain (read; everyone but Ino, Brother-Bitch, and Hinata's Ice-Cousin) exclaimed.
A pirate walks into a bar Now I've been ridin 'cross the seven seas
The bartender asks
What's with the steering wheel in your pants?
And the pirate says
ARRR! its driving me nuts!
Lookin' for a girl from another fantasy
I keep a big ship
They call me Captain Kid
I got the eye-patch
Tri-hat
Rollin' like a pirate
Fuck you til your limber
Freaky deaky
Till you get leaky
Like run DMC
It's tricky
So animated might as well call me Mickey
Pedal to the medal
Red eyes like a devil
Raise the white flag
Can't reach my level
Like ARR! ARR!
Flow wick like SARS
XXX till I hit your mark
AHOY! AHOY!
I put the happy to the joy
Fuck with me
And I'll play you like a gameboy
Ninja
Skin yaThrow you in a blender
Chop chop chop!
I'm a mother'fuckin pirate!Yo ho ho
And a bottle rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho
And a bottle rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho
And a bottle rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty
It's a pirate's life for me
It's a pirate's life for me
Yoooo hoooo!
Sorry bitch
I wasn't callin your name
We be burnin' so hot
You can't even capture the flameStreet rat, hood rat?
Freak with tats, spoiled brat?
No, wait. guess again
I'm a motherfuckin pirate!
I'm over you like I just got dunked
Battle ship you just got sunk
Boy you think you can handle this?
Is your port hole big enough for my ship?
Its not the motion of the ocean
And size of the thing
Cause we ain't getting no where
With these fuckin water wings
I used to be ballin
Now I'm just straight dunkin
Gold stars for my rhymes
I got all the boys suckinJealous bitches be hatin
Cause its not them we fuckin
That game you claim you play
Is the game that I'm runninYo ho ho
And a bottle rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho
And a bottle rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho
And a bottle rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty
Yo Ho Ho
It's a pirate's life for me
It's a pirate's life for me
now and then we had a hope.
That if we lived and were good
god would permit us to be
PIRATES FIRE! Ima pirate niggah!
Yo ho ho
Its a pirates life for me
Yo ho ho
Its a pirates life for me
And a bottle rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho
And a bottle rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho
And a bottle rum we go
It's my duty to please that bootyIt's a pirate's life for me
It's a pirate's life for me
Yo ho ho
It's a pirates life for me
Yo ho ho
It's a pirates life for me
"I hate you all so fucking much." Ino moaned, putting her head in her hands.
Yumi's POV
"Ino, Babe." I said, snickering. "Put your head up. Your roots are showing."
"I'm a natural blonde, Bitch!" Ino screamed. "Unlike you!"
"Babe, I have short black hair with electric blue streaks." I leaned forward, elbows on my knees. "There is absolutely nothing blonde about me."
"Except your history and geography grades." Sakura said with a grin.
"Those don't count!" I snapped, glaring at her. "I can't even recall a class that I was awake for!"
"When we were leaning about ancient food and the teacher brought in a bunch of samples for us." Hinata said, taking a water from the fridge. "You were wide awake for that."
"Until I figured out that it had all grown ancient in her fridge!" I giggled at the disgusted looked on all my girls faces.
"And you never thought to tell us this?" Tenten shrieked, trying to lunge at me.
"I thought about it." I protested, ducking as Ino's purse came flying at my head. "But then I got sleepy and decided not to."
There was silence for a moment.
"What happened to Shikamaru?" Naruto asked suddenly, looking around.
"He's currently the sleeping lump we're sitting on." Ino replied, shifting around slightly.
"Who's 'we'?" Neji inquired icily.
"Me, Yumi, Hinata and Sakura." Ino stated, standing up slightly, then dropping herself down again.
"I would appreciate it if you'd stop moving." someone mumbled. "Or better yet, if you'd get. Off."
"I would appreciate it if you weren't such an ass." Ino replied happily. "I guess we don't always get what we want, do we?" Shikamaru rolled over, causing all of us to fall to the floor.
"I hate you." I muttered, getting up, and throwing the boy to the floor. "You can endure the rest of the ride on the floor. And you get no ice cream cake!"
"I don't like ice cream." the lazy man drawled. A collective gasp rang through the bus.
"I think I may have to kill him after all." I said coldly. "And not particularly quickly either."
"No killing him, Bitch." Ino growled. "I have almost thirteen years of torment to make up for with this bastard."
"I hate you all." Shikamaru said, rolling under the bus seat.
"We all say that a lot." Hinata said dreamily. I cast her a wary glance.
"Little One, can I see the label on that bottle?" I asked slowly, reaching for it. She turned it to face me. "Shit."
"What?' Neji did not sound amused.
"Damn kid took my Russian Vodka!" I attempted to lunge at Hinata, but Tenten ino held me back.
"You have full-sized fridge in your room full of the stuff." the bun-haired girl reminded me.
"That shit's expensive!" I screamed, struggling to get free. "That bottle alone was, like, one-fifty!"
"You, my dear Bitch," Karin said. She had placed herself on Suigetsu's lap. "Are an alcoholic. You need to start attending those AA meeting again."
"I am not an alcoholic!" I was not a happy woman. I was being held in place, stereotyped, and my sister was drinking my booze!
"Bitch, calm down!"Sakura snapped.
"Never, Pinky!" I snarled back. "That was the only bottle I had in here, and now she's taken it!"
"We can always put more in." Temari pointed out.
"Your all so mean to me!" I cried, crossing my arms and pouting. "Why are my sisters such big meanies?"
"Because you a big baby." Sakura muttered. "Maybe you and Ino should switch names."
"And maybe you and Karin should." I replied coldly.
"Look at that!" Naruto said nervously. "We're here!"