COMEDY3! Disclaimer-I don't own the show Smallville or its characters.
This is just something to make you laugh.
Whitney's car
Whitney-I hate Kent, I hate Kent
Lana-I love Kent, I love Kent
Whitney-LANA!
Lana-Oops, it just came out
Whitney-That freak tried to kill me
Lana-I wish he did, you were lucky Clark was there AGAIN
Back seat rider-I know the feeling
Lex's mansion
Lex-(on phone) Hello, Clark can you come over?
Clark-Yeah (hangs up)
He walks in seconds later
Lex-How did you get here?
Clark-I don't know
Lex takes a look at him
Lex-I want to show you something...walk this way...
Clark-Right behind ya
They enter a room with a shrine to a blue bottle
Clark-Is that?
Lex-Yes it is
Clark-OH!
Clark bends down before it
Lex-I promised it would live life like a king for doing what he did
Clark-Oh Sir. Blue Bottle, you have made me so happy by killing Victoria
Pete's house
Pete-HA HA HA! I get four lines and this will be one long one cause I'll never stop because I think like I'm some pimp but ya know that I'm not because I'm a looser like Clark but I'm not acting like a nerd like he has to I'm Will Smith oh yeah ohhhh yeah. I guess I will get to know Lana sense I am going to marry her.
Road
A watery substance crawls across the road, meeting Whitney's car. The Water forms into a cow. Oh wait, its VICTORIA!!! (What's the difference?)
Whitney-OMG!
Lana-If Clark wants anything heavier on his back then the world, he would put her on his shoulders.
Whitney stops the car in front of her. He gets board just staring at her. He floors the gas, and runs her over.
Lana-You killed her! Now she is dead! Like my parents! NOOOO!!!!!!
Whitney-Bad, Whitney, bad
Lana-MY PARENTS! THERE DEAD! AHHHH!!!!
Whitney-I just remembered, I ordered the fight on paper-view, I better just leave you here...
Lana-Some other time then Whitney
Lana smiles at him while he drives off fast. Lana didn't get to see this, but after the curve, he ran into a tree.
Victoria-I'm still alive, I must kill Lex
Kent Farm
Mrs. Kent-I still miss him
Mr. Kent-It was a cat
Mrs. Kent-It was MY cat, if it could bench-press the tractor or not
Beanery
Clark, Chloe, and Pete are sipping their coffee, when Lana walks in tired and sweaty.
Chloe-Are you ok Lana?
Clark-Chloe shut up! That's my line. Lana, how are you?
Lana-I'm not that great, I lost my necklace
Pete-I can't say I'm sorry for you
Lana-It was made out of...no! MY PARENTS!
Clark-I'll make you a new one
Lana-Out of what?
Clark looks around, and remembers. He pulls out a blue bottle, throws it on the floor, grabs Chloe's necklace, grabs a piece of the glass, and some how sticks it in the necklace, and hands it to Lana.
Lana-Oh my gawd. How did you do that?
Clark-If I told you I'd have to kill you and it looks like you had enough trouble for one night
Lex is crawling on the floor, and reaches the group.
Clark-Lex, what's wrong?
Lex-She's back! She's alive!
Clark-Where?
Lex-Outside that hotel over there....
This is just something to make you laugh.
Whitney's car
Whitney-I hate Kent, I hate Kent
Lana-I love Kent, I love Kent
Whitney-LANA!
Lana-Oops, it just came out
Whitney-That freak tried to kill me
Lana-I wish he did, you were lucky Clark was there AGAIN
Back seat rider-I know the feeling
Lex's mansion
Lex-(on phone) Hello, Clark can you come over?
Clark-Yeah (hangs up)
He walks in seconds later
Lex-How did you get here?
Clark-I don't know
Lex takes a look at him
Lex-I want to show you something...walk this way...
Clark-Right behind ya
They enter a room with a shrine to a blue bottle
Clark-Is that?
Lex-Yes it is
Clark-OH!
Clark bends down before it
Lex-I promised it would live life like a king for doing what he did
Clark-Oh Sir. Blue Bottle, you have made me so happy by killing Victoria
Pete's house
Pete-HA HA HA! I get four lines and this will be one long one cause I'll never stop because I think like I'm some pimp but ya know that I'm not because I'm a looser like Clark but I'm not acting like a nerd like he has to I'm Will Smith oh yeah ohhhh yeah. I guess I will get to know Lana sense I am going to marry her.
Road
A watery substance crawls across the road, meeting Whitney's car. The Water forms into a cow. Oh wait, its VICTORIA!!! (What's the difference?)
Whitney-OMG!
Lana-If Clark wants anything heavier on his back then the world, he would put her on his shoulders.
Whitney stops the car in front of her. He gets board just staring at her. He floors the gas, and runs her over.
Lana-You killed her! Now she is dead! Like my parents! NOOOO!!!!!!
Whitney-Bad, Whitney, bad
Lana-MY PARENTS! THERE DEAD! AHHHH!!!!
Whitney-I just remembered, I ordered the fight on paper-view, I better just leave you here...
Lana-Some other time then Whitney
Lana smiles at him while he drives off fast. Lana didn't get to see this, but after the curve, he ran into a tree.
Victoria-I'm still alive, I must kill Lex
Kent Farm
Mrs. Kent-I still miss him
Mr. Kent-It was a cat
Mrs. Kent-It was MY cat, if it could bench-press the tractor or not
Beanery
Clark, Chloe, and Pete are sipping their coffee, when Lana walks in tired and sweaty.
Chloe-Are you ok Lana?
Clark-Chloe shut up! That's my line. Lana, how are you?
Lana-I'm not that great, I lost my necklace
Pete-I can't say I'm sorry for you
Lana-It was made out of...no! MY PARENTS!
Clark-I'll make you a new one
Lana-Out of what?
Clark looks around, and remembers. He pulls out a blue bottle, throws it on the floor, grabs Chloe's necklace, grabs a piece of the glass, and some how sticks it in the necklace, and hands it to Lana.
Lana-Oh my gawd. How did you do that?
Clark-If I told you I'd have to kill you and it looks like you had enough trouble for one night
Lex is crawling on the floor, and reaches the group.
Clark-Lex, what's wrong?
Lex-She's back! She's alive!
Clark-Where?
Lex-Outside that hotel over there....