Yeah...I'm a liar. "Tomorrow morning" was yesterday morning and its Monday afternoon. Sorry! I just really didn't feel like doing anything yesterday. Also thanks to everyone who reads this series, from Canadia (aka Canada) and everywhere else in the world (too lazy to look back now.) Enjoy!
"*Yawn* get up douche bags!" Misaki screamed in their ears, but of course only Tora "woke up". Poor girl, Takumi just won't listen, so she tried her second approach, get them to wake up, meaning play a prank on them, or him in this case.
It was pretty simple, Misaki would pretend to turn on Tora and pretend to push him off a cliff, but he'll land on a wide rock, beneath. So that's what happened kind of.
"Bitch!" Tora screamed out. "Why are trying to kill me? We're the good guys."
"Yeah, right. And thanks for calling beautiful." Misaki replied back. Little did they know that Takumi "woke up" ever since Tora "called" Misaki a bitch.
"Beautiful?" Tora said with confusion, real confusion. "Uh, yeah. Duh. What else did you call me?" Misaki said like it was the most obvious thing ever. "Bitch is to female dog, dog is to bark, bark is to tree, tree is to nature, and nature is beautiful, so thanks! Now say bye-bye to the world!" And she pretended to push him off the cliff, but tripped over a rock and fell off herself.
This Takumi saw. He rushed over to the cliff quicker than his usual speed and then heard laughter, of 2 people. He looked over the cliff to see Misaki on that larger rock, laughing. Laughing? Why? She almost died!
Oh. Of course. The answer is obvious, she's a crazy psychopath.
"Ha!" Tora exclaimed. "Got you! Did you really think I would call her a bitch! And-and let her push me off a cliff!" He managed out of his laughs.
"Hey!" yelled out a distant yet so close voice that obviously belongs to Misaki. "Will one of you gentleman help me up? Or you just going to leave me here?" Of course Tora replied "Nah, suit yourself" to get the still unknown love birds some alone time.
Takumi reached for her hand and pulled her up with his inhumane strength. Yes, with his alien strength she was able to get to the ground level, but not quite. She wasn't really on the ground but really on Takumi's feet.
"Get me off!" our dear little Misa yelled out. "Get me off now!" Takumi just smiled and pulled her closer so she can hear him whisper.
"You scared me there for a moment, don't tell me that you really do want me tie a rope around your waist and secure it to mine, do you?" She was still struggling and trying to squirm out of his grip, but tough luck. "You know I won't let go until you answer" and with no control, he kissed the top of her head.
"CLICHER!" Misaki suddenly screamed out. Takumi quickly released her and took out his knife, just to have Misaki run off towards camp.
"YOU FUCKING ALIEN PERVERT!" She yelled as she ran away. Little did she know, Takumi saw that she was blushing the whole way. Cute. She escaped my evil clutches, but I'll get her back. And he sprinted back for her, before killing off a clicher behind him and stabbed him with 10 daggers, because throwing them would be too slow to stop the clicher, for they were really fast, and ran after the girl he finally would admit he loved; while the clicher he hated bleed to death.
Lessons learned: Don't get on the bad side of Takumi or you're dead. If you are stuck in a position where someone you hate hugs you and won't let go, call an adult or scream "Murderer" or something like that. But if he (cause girls would not do that) likes/loves you and you know it, well, um just break is heart right away. (BTW, fun fact 22 boys liked/loved/confessed (Or I found out) to me/me. I broke all of them. I'm really evil, but hey! Don't confess to me anyways!) Yeah, sorry it's a bit short but, life is cruel. So yeah. Look forward to more stories by a cold-hearted, evil, numb souled demon. ~Justabitofademon
