A/N! To the reviewers: Breezepelt may or may not be on the list that cats that I wrote a while ago. After chapter 9, I'll be writing new dares, truths, and tortures. So please don't review and suggest this dare or that truth.
Disclaimer: I do not own Warriors or anything else I refer to. And note that the Jell-O teleports them to the studio.
ACT 1
{Skystorm POV}
I checked the list again, yes, there the name was. I'm pretty sure Skysoul put it down, but what am I going to do? He'll kill me if she doesn't show up. After all these years, I couldn't believe I am seeing her again. I walked up to my sister's front door and knocked.
"Yes, what is it? Are you out of sugar again Shellclaw?" Snowbreeze answered automatically, not knowing it was me. I have no idea who Shellclaw is, probably her neighbor. As soon as she realized it was me, she reached behind the door and brought out her pepper spray, "What do you want Skystorm?" she asked threateningly.
"I came to ask you if you'll join Skysoul's Truth or Dare show."
"I'll only do it for him, not for you. And only because he's my favorite nephew. I was going to the spa tomorrow."
"Just eat The Jell-O."
"What flavor of Jell-O is it? I can only eat the orange kind. Any other makes me sick."
"Which is why I was smart and brought a packet of every flavor Jell-O and the magical teleporting powder so that you can make whatever flavor you want. And before you ask how I know, you might have forgotten that I am your brother that you have not spoken to in twenty nine moons."
"Bu-. Oh alright. Touché. I can eat the Jell-O that you have."
"And you were being stubborn why?"
"Because I am stubborn." After that comment, Snowbreeze bit the Jell-O and disappeared. But apparently, my foolish son Skysoul thought it would be funny to make them disappear like the Cheshire Cat. I have to sit here and watch my sister's face slowly disappear. Worst part was that her face was frozen in an image of her biting the Jell-O. Thank you son."
All right, that's over with. Next, to cats that are not related to me thank goodness. As I walked up to Silverpaw and Eaglepaw's front door, a cat reading the latest Harry Potter walked out of the front door.
"Ah, Silverpaw, do you remember me?"
"Aren't you Sunstorm's dad? I think I remember you from playing with him as a kit a time ago."
"You are right, I am Sunstorm's dad. I am actually going to take you to him but first you must eat, the Jell-O."
"How long will this take? I have Eaglepaw to look after. Remember that he's a little crazy?"
"Actually no, I had forgotten that bit. Now that I think about it, I can't remember anything about you two really."
"That would be because my crazy brother made sure you forgot us after he scratched your face and almost took out your eye. Are you sure you want us?"
"Not entirely certain right now, but I said I would let both my sons and Oakleaf pick who they wanted to recruit. I'm going to pick up Oakleaf's choice next."
"Not letting Shadowheart?"
"She'd probably reanimate Tigerstar's corpse and teleport him to the studio. Can't risk it. And if it makes you feel better, Eaglepaw will teleport with you to the studio when you eat the Jell-O."
"Okay." Poof. She is at the studio as well as Eaglepaw. No Cheshire cat this time. I was probably just imagining things. Now for Cloudstrike and Wolfblaze. I really hope they didn't have soda.
[This next part is censored for extreme language and violence due to the fact that Cloudstrike and Wolfblaze had MONSTERS, not just soda. Rest assured, they did get to the studio in one piece. And Skystorm escaped unharmed.]
Thankfully, the last house was that of my best friend. Knowing Goldensong wouldn't care and also knowing exactly what she was doing, I walked right in. Yep, just where I knew she would be. Watching the all-day Doctor Who marathon that starts with the Ninth Doctor. Liking it as well, and it reaching the Ninth Doctor's regeneration, I stayed and watched before I asked her. Naturally, she said yes. I gave her the Jell-O and went to relax in the hot tub behind Goldie's house. Now I have to do all over again in a couple of days.
ACT 2
{Skysoul POV}
Okay, looks like my dad recruited everyone on the list. I saw Snowbreeze so he didn't leave her out which was surprising. Anyway, my only concern is how we are going to get everyone on one show. We definitely won't have any trouble with security.
"Silverpaw," I called, " as you are the only one with a wand because Shadowheart broke all of ours, poof Millie here."
"Right away sir!" she yelled standing at attention or at least as attentive as a cat can get.
"There is no need to call me sir, just call me Skysoul or Sky. Now poof Millie here before I give Cloudstrike another Monster."
"WHAT AM I DOING HERE? ALL I WAS DOING WAS TALKING TO GRAYSTRIPE! WHAT HAPPENED?"
Millie wailed, suddenly magyked up by Wildheart.
"Wolfblaze, Eaglepaw, grab Millie and restrain her in the electric chair!" Goldensong commanded.
Oakleaf then shouted, "I HAVE HAD A MOMENT OF GENIUS! We promote certain cats to lead each of the different sections. Goldensong as head of Security, Cloudstrike as head of Bomb Squad, Maplewing for Medicine Cat, Sunstorm for Techies, and Skysoul for hosts."
"Works for me," Sunstorm commented, " Also, we don't have to go on the air for 15 minutes so, COFFEE BREAK!"
"First, everyone except Maplewing and Snowbreeze need to see me for weapons, especially security." Owlfire's voice rose above the din.
While sipping coffee in the conveniently located lounge, everyone talks to one another about the new weapons they got when Sunstorm spoiled it by saying, "Sorry, the 15 minutes was actually 1.5 minutes, everyone needs to take their places as we go on in 30 seconds!"
"#%*$& you Sunstorm!" yelled Wolfblaze.
ACT 3
{Show POV}
The camera pans out then zooms in to show Oakleaf, Shadowheart, and Snowbreeze all sitting at the table.
"Welcome back to Warriors to the Max with Oakleaf and Snowbreeze as well as myself . Skysoul is a little, tied up right now and won't be joining us today." Shadowheart grins evilly as she says this.
"What did you do to my nephew?" Snowbreeze snarls to Shadowheart as Oakleaf interjects
"Today for daring we have Millie! Bring her out Wolfblaze!"
"We have five dares for Millie today, " said Shadowheart completely ignoring Leafflight," We'll start with The third one because I feel like it. First, you must face an angry Blossomfall armed with a RPG. You've also had your claws taken out."
"What!" Millie yells as Silverpaw magyks Blossomfall onto the set.
"You're gonna get now mommie-dearest. I've been training in the Dark Forest. I don't need this." She calmly tells Mille as she tosses aside the RPG that goes off and explodes in to the side of the building revealing Skysoul tied and duct taped up. The rubble falls over him and he disappears with no one seeing him. Blossomfall is now standing next to THE FOUNTAIN OF LIFE killing Millie right as she comes out of it.
"Okay, that's enough." Decides Oakleaf as she tells Silverpaw to poof Blossomfall away, so Silverpaw then magyks Blossomfall back to ThunderClan where she then kills Bumblestripe and Graystripe, the latter popping back up through THE FOUNTAIN OF LIFE.
"Good, we need you for the next dare." Says Snowbreeze as Shadowheart has mysteriously disappeared, "You must declare your love for Silverstream in front of Millie who now has extremely large claws. However, to change this usual dare, Silverstream has become the ugliest cat in the world." Silverpaw magyks an ugly Silverstream up while Shadeclaw hovers behind Graystripe with a sledgehammer to make sure he does what he's supposed to.
"Silverstream, I've always loved you, I only used Millie to get out of the Twolegplace." Graystripe declared.
"You #%*$&! I can't believe you prefer her!" As Millie is about to attack Graystripe, Silverstream transforms into a Tigerstar-like cat and yells, "Not my boyfriend you #%*$&!" and starts to attack Millie.
"Whoa, chick fight." You hear Eaglepaw say right before he is rolled over by the two screeching she-cats.
"Quick, magyk Silverstream away Silverpaw!" Oakleaf yelled to be heard over the two fighting cats. "And now on second thought, GIVE ME THE WAND!"
Right after this, Millie turned on Silverpaw with bloodlust in her eyes, "You took away my foe, DIE!" she screeched as she leaped at Wildheart when an arrow shot straight into the side of her neck and she collapsed on the ground while another perfectly normal Millie popped out of THE FOUNTAIN OF LIFE. All of the other cats turn and see Goldensong with her bow and another arrow nocked already. All of the toms instantly faint in awe.
"Seeing as it's a show run only by girls, next dare. Millie, you must show a documentary to all of ThunderClan, present and past, about what Firestar's life would have been like had he been a girl. This'll be fun." Shadowheart said.
POOF
"Now you see here everyone, this is Firestar as a little baby, isn't he so cute?"
"Screw this!" Thunder yelled as he leaped and sliced Millie in half instantly shutting her up.
As Millie popped out of THE FOUNTAIN OF LIFE yet again, all of ThunderClan was cheering for Thunder as he continued the documentary.
"Next dare!, you must host an award show and give out awards to the cats."
Millie, not even bothering to struggle anymore, willingly goes to the award show and hands out trophies according the list she was given.
Leader who should never have become Leader: Leopardstar
Leader that should have died several books ago: Blackstar
Warrior with the biggest secret: Mousefur
Stupidest Warrior as a kit: Cloudtail
Worst warrior in history: Berrynose
Biggest jerk: Berrynose
Craziest queen: Goldenflower
Best cat with powers: Jayfeather
Biggest Mary-Sue: Firestar
Queen with too many Kits: Ferncloud
Most useless warrior: Redtail
"I didn't get an award!" Tigerstar yelled," Then DIE!
Popping out of THE FOUNTAIN OF LIFE for maybe the last time, Millie was told her last dare. Silverstream and Graystripe were magyked up and Millie was given a fish. When she slapped Silverstream with it, Silverstream just ate it. Then she magyked herself and Graystripe away without a wand. She's that good.
"Bye-Bye Millie!" Said Oakleaf as she watched her magyk away.
Shadowheart has now appeared back with something hidden behind her back as she walks up to Snowbreeze and tells her quietly," I'm sorry for earlier." and gives her a gift. When she unwraps it, she sees it's a bomb and flings it over to the rubble that used to be part of the studio wall. It then blew up destroying the rock and exposing Skysoul.
"You #%*$&!" she yells at Shadowheart as Shadowheart whips out another bomb from her pocket. "Cloudstrike! I have a job for you!" Snowbreeze yells as she is backed into a corner by Shadowheart. Cloudstrike comes barreling from the break room and tackles Shadowheart to get the bomb and disable it. With the bomb successfully disabled, Snowbreeze pulls out her pepper spray and covers Shadowheart with it. As she runs around screaming, Snowbreeze runs over to Skysoul and unties him and rips off the duct tape without so much as ripping off a single hair.
Shadowheart stops screaming for a second to glare at Leafflight and yell, "You're going to be dead next episode!"
Eaglepaw's face suddenly fills the camera as he tells the audience, "Our next guest will be Bluestar. We are also doing embarassing Truths now, Bye!"
Can anyone guess where I got Silverstream's only line from. Hint: It's a book.
Rules for this Fanfic:
1) Please no swearing or cussing in the reviews. It will be replaced by #%*$& as seen above.
2) PLEASE REVIEW!
3) Any killed cat will pop up out of THE FOUNTAIN OF LIFE.
4) No mating dares will be shown or said. Cats will like each other in the future, though.
5) Constructive Criticism is gladly accepted. Don't just keep giving me O.K., Fine, Good, Awesome, It gets annoying.
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