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Chill: AHEM.
Me: …Yes?
Chill: *raises an eyebrow*
Me: *sigh* I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT OR ANY CHARACTERS OF TWILIGHT. I ONLY OWN CHILL…AND THE NEW CHARACTER THAT'S COMING UP RIGHT NOW.
Chill: Gosh, what are you going to own next?
Me: * evil grin *
Chill: …*backs away*
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A short, skinny man with straight black hair stood next to the little girl in the cage, poking her cheek with his index finger. The girl actually seemed pleased to see me, probably thinking I could save her from the annoying man poking her. I resisted the urge to laugh.
"Adam! Is that really you?" I managed to say.
The man continued poking the girl, but looked up at me with his big grey eyes.
"Hey, Belly bean. How've you been? Jamie treating you well?"
The girl he was poking chose that moment to turn her head and bite Adam's finger.
"OW. No, no, no cutie pie. No biting. You know what? I like you. I think I'm going to name you Lollipop." Adam wagged his bitten finger at the girl, and then resumed poking her.
That poor girl, I thought. I was pretty sure he was going to ask if he could keep her. No one spoke for 15 minutes, then Adam decided to talk.
"Belly bear?" Adam whined out.
Here it comes.
"Yes?"
"Can I keep Lollipop here? She's a feisty. And I do need a friend at home. Please? Pretty please with a sexy man on top?"
The vampires in the other room chose that time to interfere.
"Bella? It's been 32 minutes. We gave you a grace. Where's our foo-" James stopped short when he looked inside the storage room.
He was silent for a moment, and then started laughing hysterically. His laughter caused the other vampires in the dining room to come and check out what was happening.
One by one, they enter the room. As usual, the order was Jasper, Emmett, Chill, and Edward. They all take one look inside the storage room and start laughing along with James.
They had all just witnessed Adam having a poking contest with the girl. He had ended up convincing the girl to stick her hand out of her cage to poke his cheek while he poked hers. They both had a look of determination on their face.
Finally, the girl gave up and glared playfully at Adam. Adam smiled victoriously, and then walked over to the group that had gathered at the storage room door.
"Jamie, my hunk of hotness. What have you been doing lately? Oh, and look. You brought the sexy gang here with you!" Adam squealed.
He smiled and winked flirtatiously at the four other vampires.
Jasper awkwardly smiled back, Emmett waved, and Chill winked back. Even Edward the Cold decided to give Adam a hint of a smile.
"Ha, Adam, what on Earth are you doing in the storage room?" James asked.
"Adam. I don't really like that name anymore, honey. How about everyone calls me Addie from now on?" Adam pondered.
"Yeah, sure. Addie. You didn't answer my question, silly boy." James chuckled.
"Oh right. Ha, well it's a funny story, chickadees." Adam stalled.
Chill walked over to the dining room and gestured.
"We have time." He said smoothly.
"We really do, Ada- I mean, Addie." Emmett laughed.
Emmett was the first to follow Chill back to the dining room. Jasper and Edward followed suit. James sighed, grabbed Adam's arm, and walked him over to the dining room.
"Ooh, Jamie. How did you know I like being manhandled?" Adam asked in a sultry voice.
James snorted and shook his head, but otherwise ignored his question.
"Bella? Come on now. I'm sure you want to hear about Addie's new adventures."
I grinned. I loved when Adam came over. He always made everyone so happy… and he spread awkwardness and "manly flirtation" wherever he went.
By the time I walked into the dining room, everyone was already seated where they once were, Adam taking a seat next to Chill. I smiled. I was the only one who knew that Adam had a gigantic crush and Chill… and that Chill was crushing back. I watched as Adam leaned closer to Chill as if he was going to whisper something in his ear, but instead kissed his cheek lightly. Chill blushed.
Huh, I didn't know Chill could blush. Must be another side effect to the transformation. I also noticed that the appetizer had been cleaned up and the table was shiny clean again.
"So Addie. Would you care to tell us why you were playing with our food?" James asked jokingly.
"Well, I was going to use the front door to come in, but as I was walking below this apartment…" Adam started, but made a face at the word 'apartment'.
"This apartment is the new Nomad Castle, Addie. We had to move to New York, and obviously there are no real castles in N.Y, so we just decided to renovate an old apartment." James interrupted.
"I see. Ugh, you need a designer in here though. Oh, I know the BEST designer. She lives here in New York actually. She is the fucking bomb when it comes to design. I swear though, that bitch needs a man. Hey Jasper…"
"I'm not interested in dating again, Addie. Nice try though." Jasper smirked.
"Drat. Well, you'll come around, sexy." Adam winked.
"Addie? Continue?" Emmett asked.
"Right. Where was I? Oh yes. So I was walking under your 'Castle', getting ready to come in and tell you something, but then I heard the cutest little voice drifting down from your 6th story window. I naturally, had to check it out. So I climbed up there and came in through that open window. It was a little gross looking in there, but then I saw the most adorable human girl singing. I guess in retrospect, I should have thought about why she was in a cage. Anyways, I just had to check her out." Adam continued.
"What did you have to tell me?" James asked.
"What? Oh, just something about that Denali bitch snatching some of your shipping's. Anyways, would you mind if I took Lollipop with me? She has potential."
"WHAT!" James roared.
"What? You were going to eat the little cutie. I mean, you can get another tiny girl if you really want to…"
"No, Addie. You can have the kid for a price. Gosh. I was talking about the Denali's taking MY shipments." James rolled his eyes and explained.
"Oh. Haha, YAY!" Adam squealed.
Everyone's eyes went to him.
"I meant yay for getting Lollipop. Not you being scammed, Jamie. Jeezies. How much would I have to pay for Lollipop?"
I saw Edwards hand twitch. Hmm, that's suspicious. What would you need your hand for now, Eddie? Feeling high strung? Need to excuse yourself to the bathroom for 20 minutes? I can help you with that…
You're a slave. You're never going to be good enough to do that.
Shut up. This is my imagination. Nothing is impossible.
Sure. Of course it is.
Then again… he is too good for me, isn't he? I shouldn't be thinking about things like that about him.
Good girl.
So what do I do now, if you're so smart?
Suggest something to do about the situation.
"Um, maybe Adam could help you take care of the Denali's and as payment, you could give him the girl?" I whispered quietly.
Everyone's eyes snapped over to my directed. Oh god. What have I done? James is going to punish me for sure for speaking out of context. I watched as James slowly walked over to me, one step taking what seemed like hours.
I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die.
"Why. You. Miserable. Little. Bitch." James spat.
I closed my eyes when I saw his hand rise up in a fist. Oh no.
"How DARE you talk when not asked to?" He yelled.
I braced myself.
"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO YOU ARE? I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU SO HARD, YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO SPEAK FOR A WEEK!"
I felt a light breeze wash over me from where the others sat around the table.
"WAIT, WHAT THE HELL? GET OFF ME." I head James roar.
Um, ok. That wasn't what I expected. I risked opening my eyes and gasped in shock. James wasn't anywhere near me anymore. Instead, he was on the floor on the other side of the room. Edward was crouched above him, holding him down.
…What the fuck?
'…What the FUCK?'
'I already said that, bitch.
'
"EDWARD. GET OFF ME." James growled, irritated.
"…No?" Edward said haltingly.
"EDWARD. The bitch needs to learn a lesson. Now GET OFF."
"No. I don't want to." This time, Edward spoke with confidence and certainty in his voice.
"WHY THE FUCK NOT?"
James was getting more and more agitated. This was not a good sign. What the hell was Edward doing? I scanned the room. The others were simply staring in shock at the two on the floor. Well, except for Adam. He was looking at Edward with joy all over his face. I could tell he was trying his hardest not to run around screaming and jumping. Huh. That's completely normal. Jasper kept on glancing at Adam through the corner of his eye. I guess Jasper felt Adam's weirdness too.
"Because…" Edward replied.
Oh this might be a good conversation to listen to.
'Then focus back on them, and not the creepy gay guy.'
'Hey, don't be mean.'
'EDWARDS TALKING.'
Right. I tuned back in on the event happening on the dining room floor. Edward seemed to be whispering in James's ear, while James's eyes just grew bigger and bigger at what he was hearing.
This is why having human hearing SUCKS.
Emmett and Chill were having the same reaction to what Edward was saying that James was. Jasper looked a bit haughty and all knowing, so I guess he already knew what Edward was saying. Adam was… well Adam looked as sad as me. Probably because he couldn't hear what Edward was saying either. I saw his mouth move silently, and he suddenly looked much happier. Of course he would use his abilities to cheat his way in.
'Jerk.'
I closed my eyes.
'Oh my god, will you shut up? You would have done the same thing.'
'…Touché.'
I slapped my forehead in frustration. My inner voice is an idiot.
I felt a something warm take my hand away from my forehead. I opened my eyes. Edward stood in front of me with a strange look on his face. Was it… anger? No, his eyebrows weren't mashed together. Maybe it was irritation. No, it couldn't be that because the corner of his mouth wasn't twitching uncontrollably. Maybe… it was his orgasm face? Whoa. What? Who the FUCK said that?
'YOU did. Dummy.'
Oh. Oops.
I giggled. Edwards face was looking stranger and stranger. Wait, why is he warm? Wasn't he a vampire like, 2 minutes ago? I decided now was a good time to poke his forehead, considering it looked all pretty and lovely.
"Ha-ha. Funny forehead. " I laughed as I poked it. It was so… hard.
'That's what she said.'
"Oh, that IS what she said! HAHAHA. I think I'm going to laugh my head off. IT'S FALLING! LOOK, LOOK, LOOK. MY HEAD IS FALLING OFF!" I fell to the floor. Edward dropped down beside me and pulled me close to him. Mmm, he's REALLY warm. That's not good. Oh well.
"James, how long have you been making her dress like this?" I heard Edward shout with a funny tone in his voice. Geez. What was that? First it was on his face and now it's in his voice. Huh. I'm going to find out what that is. What was I wearing again?
"Hey…hey what's that? What… what IS that? What is THAT? WHAT is that? " I mumbled, my eyes getting droopy. I'm tired.
"Um, ever since she got here?" James answered sheepishly.
"JAMES! She came here in fall. It's the middle of winter!" Edward screamed.
"Hey…hey what's that? What… what IS that? What is THAT? WHAT is that? " I questioned, my eyes getting droopy.
"Yeah. So?" James grumbled.
"It's 19°F outside, James!"
"It's probably just a cold…"
Am I shivering? Why am I shivering? That's so weird. This is boring. I'm hungry. It's too hot in there. I want pizza.
"Hey, who wants pizza?" I asked loudly.
Everyone was gathered around me now, looking at me with the same look Edward has on his face.
"Bell. You're sick. You're delusional, you have a low pulse, you're shivering, and you're trying to take your clothes off while mumbling 'it's hot' in a vampires ice cold arms. You can't get pizza." Edward said quietly.
"Bell? That's a good name. I like that name. But no one else can call me that. Only Edward can call me that. I REALLY like that name. Where am I again?" I mumbled.
"Bell. Listen to me. Stop trying to take off your clothes. We're going to a doctor. This is getting scary."
I was trying to take off my clothes? I looked down. My hand was fidgeting with the bra strap. Oh. So I was. It's so dark in here. I think I'm going to take a nap.
"Bell? BELL. Bwell…"
"Should we gwoo…"
"She's losing conshousne…"
"Her heaaweerrtt iis…"
Everyone's voice was foggy, and drifting away from me. I slipped into blackness. Everything was silent.
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At the end of this chapter, thing's are said that Bella was too out of it to hear.
"Bell? BELL. Bell please. Can you hear me?"
"Should we go now? The poor thing looks dead."
"She's losing consciousness. This is bad, sir."
"Her heart is so weak. We have to go. NOW."
"I'll go get blankets. This is horrible."
"Can we take her with us to the hospital?"
Can you guess who said what? If you can, and you comment on who's who, I'll have you put in the next chapter and you can work side by side with the INFAMOUS doctor! :D
BTW: I have a poll up for who's worse: Tanya Denali or Mike Newton
TAKE YOUR PICK o.o
That's it for this chapter. Hope you liked it.
James: I hate you.
Me: BELLA KILLER.
James: SHE'S NOT DEAD… just unconscious ^.^
Me: *glare* R&R TO SAVE BELLA?