Disclaimer- I don't own Dragon Quest VIII

This is how I wanted the Wedding Scene to go. I can just imaging SOMEONE hitting that pompus charmless

Story Three Wedding

Prince Charmles waited impatiently for his bride to arrive, unaware of the plot that was formed against him the night before.

" How much longer is she going to take?" Charmless shouted like the spoiled brat that he is.

Suddenly Shite threw open the doors to the Cathedral and everyone turned to him.

Meanwhile on the Roof

" Are you sure you're ok with this? It must be a huge preach of social eqiute." Angelo asked with a smirk. Jessica punched his arm.

" Medea is about to marry a charmless git! I wouldn't wish that on my worse enenmy!" The Sorcress delcared.

" Alright if you're sure." Angelo replied and drew his sword. He muttered an inchantation which caused a magic circle to apear below him before he rammed his sword into the Cathedral's roof. " Your Turn."

Jessica spoke her own inchantation before raising her staff and causing it to glow

Back inside

" How dare you interupt a royal wedding!" Charmless shouted at Shiten, just before he was struck by a thunder bolt and fried to a crisp. Shite was bathed in a healing light.

' That was Angelo's Lightening storm... He wouldn't.' Shite's thoughts were cut off as the New Lord High Priest Rolo shouted.

" It is a sign from the Goddess! She, in all her infinite wisdom, has rejected Prince Charmles and declared that Shite is Medea's rightful Husband!"

No one was about to argue with the Lord High Priest, especially after such a connvincing omen.

' I hope the Goddess will forgive me this deception, but Medea and Shite deserve each other.'

Yangus pulled Shite to alter before he could wuss out( he knew how shy his guv was) and Medea happily marched behind him.

And so it was that Princess Medea of Trodain married her loyal guard and friend Shite.

I got a surge of inspiration after getting the first ending and had to write it down. Now Review!