Kai gets a sugar high
NOTE; My character in my other beyblade fic kinda likes to secretly give people sugar pills. In a later chapter of my other fic she's gonna drug Kenny but she accidentally gives him hormonal pills but she decided to try Kai first.
Other note. I just watched an episode of beyblade where Kai betrays the blade breakers and I had a thought. Due to crazy circumstances I missed all of beyblade V force except for a part of one episode concerning Ray and salima. So do the others forgive Kai and let him come back to the blade breakers? Please answer this through review please! Now on with the fic!
OH YEAH! I forgot to mention that I had an idea about having the beyblade characters replacing the characters in Lord of the rings; I don't know if I should or not please give me your opinion. If I decide I should it might take a while for me to get started and post the chapters but I had a hilarious idea for the characters believe me it's gonna be funny though.
Disclaimer; I wish I owned beyblade but I don't I really don't.
Over the short period that Jordan knew Kai, he didn't show that much emotion and was a real loner. She decided to do a small experiment that ended in disaster.
Beep Beep Beep Beep SLAM!
"No not another one…" Jordan groaned into her pillow and looked up to see her smashed alarm clock. "Shit." She walked out to the kitchen and began to grab an electric frying pan. Ray and Kai came into the kitchen. "Morning."
"Morning." Ray answered. Kai nodded. Jordan began to make some pancakes and a pot of coffee. She didn't cook very often so she didn't mind. She began to sing
"Barney was a dinosaur with no imagination, big and fat and full of crap he died of constipation, Barney can kiss my big ass because I do not need him, barney can go down to hell because he's Satan's minion."
She began to flip the pancakes and pours the coffee into three cups. "Do you guys want sugar in your coffee?"
"Sure." Ray answers. Kai nods. Jordan puts one spoonful of sugar in Ray's coffee and secretly puts two sugar pills in Kai's. The coffee was very strong but it would still taste a little sweet. She walks over and gives them their coffee.
"Thank you." Ray says.
"Thanks." Kai says. Jordan walks back to the pan. She puts the done pancakes on a large plate she puts some batter on the pan. She puts 3 crushed sugar pills each in two pancakes.
Ray was looking at his wristwatch "3…2…1."
"MAX I SMELL PANCAKES!" Tyson is heard yelling. Jordan yawned amidst all the thudding and yelling and cursing. She then put four large pancakes on a plate labelled Tyson. One on Kenny's, 2 on Max's and put them on the table. She then grabbed the sugar pill pancakes and put them on a plate and 2 for Ray. There were also a few extra in case Tyson was extra hungry. Kenny and Max came down just as Jordan put the other plates on the table. She was about to say something but there was a big thud. They sat down and began to eat. Tyson runs to the table. He has his shirt on backwards and two legs in one pant leg.
"Tyson how did you make it down the stairs?" Kenny asks.
"I fell down a lot." Tyson answers. They ate breakfast. Later on…
Tyson was playing Grand theft auto San Andréas with Max. Kai was hiding behind Tyson's chair, he pressed L1 on Tyson's controller so that Tyson's character and an old guy were frenching. Kai starts to laugh hysterically.
(AN; I did do that to my friend when we were playing that game. I was on a sugar high.)
"Jesus Christ Max!" Tyson yells.
"It wasn't me!" Max defends. Kai rolls in front of Tyson laughing.
"Kai?" Tyson asks a little unnerved.
"He couldn't have." Max says. Kai prances away. Later on everyone except Kai is in the living room. Kai prances in with a tutu on with glittery eye shadow and lipstick on and to top it off he had pink stripes on his face instead of his original blue ones. He was also holding a fairy wand.
"Hi fellow slackers and dumbasses. I'm a pretty fairy from the land where there are unicorns and butterflies! I'm here to make the world a pretty place where the sun will smile and all the bad people will go to hell. I'm also here to apologise to all the people that I have pissed off in the past." Kai says. He walks over to Tyson. "Starting with you Tyson." He kisses Tyson on the cheek.
"AHH! What's wrong with you!" Tyson shrieks. Everyone is trying hard not to laugh.
"Nothing…nothing at all." Kai answers and prances out of the room. He changes back into his clothes and wipes off most of the make-up and puts back his blue stripes. Kai comes back giggling.
"No seriously what's wrong with you Kai?" Max asks.
"What, being in an abbey when I was a kid, having a crazy family and being with people like you? I was bound to snap eventually." Kai answers.
'Ok I didn't mean for him to go loco.' Jordan thought. Kai starts playing with Barbies.
"La la la la di da da." Kai says. He starts making them prance around. The others silently leave the room.
"then optimus prime kills Barbie by stabbing her with a knife." Kai stabs Barbie. The others were watching from the hall.
"I'm worried about my sanity." Tyson comments.
"Don't worry you lost it long ago." Jordan burned Tyson but he didn't get it.
"Hey Jordan you didn't have anything to do with this did you?" Ray asks as he holds up a sticky note saying 'Give Kai sugar pills.' He winks.
"I didn't do it." Jordan says in an innocent tone that fooled nobody.
"Yeah you did." Max says.
"What's wrong with you?" Tyson shrieks.
"Lots of things." Jordan answers.
"…you just burned yourself." Kenny points out.
"I know." Jordan says.
"How long is it until the effects wear off?" Ray asks. Jordan looks at the bottle.
"Uhhhh………….i gave him eight so all day." She answers.
"Aye Faye." Kenny says.
"EIGHT!" Tyson hollers.
"I thought that Kai would have a stronger sugar immunity." Jordan answered.
"I wanna go to Mc donalds!" Kai yells from the living room. "Die Magnito!" the magnito doll hits Tyson in the back of the head.
"Should we?" Ray asks.
"Sure I could use it as black mail if Kai makes a jackass of himself." Max answers. They get in the car…
"Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy! We're going for a ride!" Kai says as he's hopping on the car seat.
"Yeah no shit Sherlock." Tyson says beside him.
"Shut up Tubby Tomkins." Kai says. Ray starts the car thus ending the fight.
"Where is Mc Donalds?" Ray asks as he turns left.
"What? You don't remember?" Max asks.
"OMG! WE'RE GONNA DIE! STARVE! DECAP-" Kai begins. Kenny slaps him from his other side. The car swerves cause Ray was taken by surprise by Kai's yelling.
"Pull yourself together! God you're a mess!" Kenny shrieks.
"OMG…Ray look out!" Jordan screams from the passenger seat.
"What?" Ray asks. THUD a deer goes flying.
"How does that work out in a big city?" Kenny asks.
"Who cares! Did you see how far it flew!" Max comments.
"Look at all the blood and guts!" Jordan adds.
"Hey look there's Mc Donalds." Ray Tyson and Kai say at the same time.
They park and go in…
Kai turned a lot of heads for one he was bouncing all over the place and he still had a little make-up on.
Jordan looked at the overhead menu. "What does everyone want?"
"Happy Meal!" Kai and Tyson shouted at the same time.
"Uh chicken selects." Max says.
"HAPPY MEAL!" Kai shouts.
"I HEARD!" Jordan yelled back.
"Good." Kai says.
"A big mac." Ray says.
"Cesar salad." Kenny says.
"You're a vegetarian?" Jordan asks.
"Uhh…maybe." Kenny says fearing the worst.
"NO! not another one! I already failed with my cousin and now you!" Jordan yells.
"I'm not a vegetarian. I just need to eat healthier since I got out of rehab." Kenny explains.
"What for Marijuana?" Max guesses. Kenny remains silent.
"Um yeah, I'm gonna order while you guys find a table…" Jordan says. She orders and brings the food to where the others found a table…
"On the train…are you nuts?" Jordan asks.
"Kai's idea." Max explains.
"Well I'm sitting here." Jordan sits at a table right beside the train.
"WHOO WHOO! CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA CHOO CHOO!" Kai yells on the train. Max and Tyson join Kai on the train. Kenny and Ray sit with Jordan at the table.
While eating…
"Psst hey guys!" Kai whispers
"Yeah?" Ray answers.
"Say no to crack." Kai whispers pointing at a fat guy bending over. You could see his ass hanging out. Everyone giggles silently.
(AN; My dad seriously did that at Mc donalds once.)
Kai is playing on the playplace.
"Look guys I'm in a rocket ship!" Kai hollers from above them. Soon he was the only one there cause he scared all the kids away. Soon the restaurant sent some help named…
"Ronald Mc Donald? I'm not fat and I exercise enough though you might wanna talk to him." Kai points at Tyson. "Hey why are you touching me?" Kai say squirming out of the clown's grip.
"Your over the age of thirteen and you're a fag, get out of the playplace." Ronald answers. Everyone is watching below. Ronald manages to get Kai down but…
"I don't like being touched…and I'm not a fag, unlike you. (Kai wipes off the make-up and grabs a bazooka.) "READY OR NOT RONALD SEEK AND DESTROY!" Kai yells as he pulls the trigger. Bits of the used to be clown land everywhere.
"Lets get out of here." Ray suggests looking at all the parent's angry faces.
They leave and get to the car…
"Oh shit, rabid fan girls!" Jordan says. The others had no comment.
"Oh look there they are!" one screeched. The girls run toward them Jordan let off a smoke bomb. When it cleared Jordan was the only one gone. She was in the driver seat. The girls were swarmed around the guys. Kenny Max and Tyson were enjoying it Ray was running for the car and Kai was freaking out.
"AHH I'm claustrophobic!" Kai yells and runs after Ray. Ray jumps into the front passenger side and Kai hopped into the back. They were waiting for the others. 15 minutes later…
"Screw this." Jordan growls. She lays on the horn and floors it. Sure a few got hit but nobody died. Tyson and the others got in the car and we all know they didn't want to. They drove off.
"Let's see…it's 7:30 so let's go back." Jordan says as she turns the car. On the way she burned a lot of red lights and caused a few near death experiences.
"Do you have a driver's license?" Ray asks uncertainly.
"No." Jordan answers shamelessly.
"Ok that explains things- Jordan watch out for that semmy!" Tyson yells.
"AHHHH!" everyone screams. Jordan floors it.
When the get to the house…
"LAND!" Kai yells as he falls out of the car and starts to kiss the lawn.
"Well I'm going to bed…I've had enough craziness for one day." Kenny yawns and leaves.
"I'm never gonna forget today and Kai is probably gonna kill either us or himself tomorrow so I'm going to bed." Max says.
"me too." Tyson says.
"I'm gonna stay up for a bit." Jordan says.
"Me too." Ray says. Kai was already gone. Everyone left. "Did you get it?"
"Yep!" Jordan pulled a small camera out of her hair. "That was fun."
"Yeah. We should stage things like this more often." Ray answers.
"It's a deal."
That ends Kai's sugar high. If you have any suggestions for future chapters I would love to hear them! Oh and don't forget to tell me what you think about the lord of the rings thing eh? Well this is sakura sama 101 signing off!