Attack on Arkham
Joker's Revenge
Jarred struggled in his bonds, the pale man making desperate muffled noises through the gag.
"Jerry Jerry Jerry," the figure emerged from the shadows, shaking his head mournfully.
Jarred made even more distressed noises, recognizing the green haired, pale figure with bright, red lips.
The Joker leaned against the chair the man was bound to. Casually he asked him, "What made you think you'd get away with this, Jerry? You worked with me long enough to KNOW I wasn't really dead."
Jerry made some muffled sounds.
"And capped teeth? Tattoos? BLING?" Joker waved his arms wildly, "Are you KIDDING me?"
Jerry cringed away.
"I suppose I should thank you for keeping Batsy occupied while I was gone," Joker mused. He laughed gailly, "He pegged you as a imposter in his files, you know. 'Thug-Joker' he called you."
The Joker's mood changed suddenly, and he slammed a fist into Jerry's face.
"THUG JOKER!" he roared. "Do you even understand the damage you've done to me and my REPUTATION?!"
Blood splattered as Joker punched away, then subsided, panting softly as he realized Jerry was out cold. "Water," he snapped his fingers.
A bucket of water was dumped on Jerry, unmercifully awakening him.
Calmly Joker continued, "Normally I would let you off. You DID try, after all. But a example must be made to make sure no one else gets any ideas."
Jerry's eyes went VERY wide as Joker clicked a set of pliers.
"I can't wait to show you all of my toys..." Joker quoted cheerfully then went to work as Jerry screamed...
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The news reader continued, "The subjects tattoos were burned off with acid, his teeth pulled and percings pulled out. In addition, the words "Accept no substitutions!" were written on the body. No word on possible suspects..."
To be continued...?
Notes: Basically Classic Batman Animated series Joker confronting the Suicide Squad movie Joker, pretty much...