Disclaimer: I don't own anything. I wish I did own Blackanese!Naruto. We'd be BFFs. Word on everything G.
Summary: In which Naruto is a gangster street dancer sure to rock the city streets of NYC and Sasuke's the handsome and reserved, intelligent Asian with a past.
Why?
Because I can and will, ohohohohoho! This fic should NOT be taken seriously as it was written for kicks and spawned from a discussion with me and my amazing friend/beta shy7cat. Many thanks to her!
This fic's going to be either a four-shot, hence the rapid plot movement.
Rated T Plus: For gratuitous use of foul language, light sexual situations
Genres: Romance/Humor/Drama/General
Warnings: Highschool!AU (my last one, hopefully), shonen-ai, cursing, questionable characterizations…manga spoilers…the usual
Changing the fandom with one crack fic at a time!
Enjoy and REVIEW for MORE! Review replies at the end of the chapter!
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In which there is drama.
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Profile Seven
Name: Rock Lee
Age: 17
Hair: Black
Eyes: Black
Ethnicity: N/A (Naruto: Yo, is Lee even from this planet?!)
Likes: Spending a good amount of time with his teacher, Gai-sensei, spending a good amount of time with his sort-of-boyfriend-friend Gaara, brushing his teeth so they shine insanely, exercising, going shopping with Ino, cooking, singing, dancing, gardening, volunteering at animal shelters and soup kitchens, and is a hardcore Kayane West fan
Dislikes: Unnecessarily mean people, getting drunk, and bad kung-fu movies
Occupation(s): Student/Dance Team Member/Martial Artist
Nickname(s): Bushy Brows, Bruce Lee, Doll-Eyes, Colgate Smile, Sir Rocks-A-Lot, and Nice Guy
Family: Relatively normal people (rumored to be Gai's biological son)
Catchphrase: "We must all do our very best! Fo' shizzle my rizzles! Yosh!" (followed by the Nice Guy Pose)
Naruto, on Lee: "Lee is like blended up okra. It looks nasty at first, but when you put it in your gumbo soup, it's bangin'!"
Ino, on Lee: "My ultimate goal in life is to give Lee an extreme fashion make-over."
Gaara, on Lee: "He's…a special person to me. He was one of the first to soothe the monster inside of me…"
Lee, on himself: "Not only do I aspire to be like Gai-sensei, but I also wish to be as great as Captain Planet and Tony the Tiger!"
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I Don't Dance
Move III
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A low, sexy chuckle.
"Ahhh…haaahhh…oh God Kyuubi…harder…harder!"
Minato tossed his head back, the Adam apple of his throat quivering.
Kyuubi smirked.
"You ought to feel lucky that I'm being so…generous today, Mi-na-to."
"Mmmm…dear God you're getting that spot right there…it feels so good…ah…ah…!"
"That's right Minato, scream for me. Beg for my touches…"
"Kyuubi…I don't think I can take anymore…I'm going to…I'm going to—"
I don't do BLACK music, I don't do WHITE music!
I make FIGHT MUSIC, for high school kids! I put lives at risk when I drive like this; I put wives
at risk with knives like this, AHHHHH!
Oh—you want me to watch my mouth, how? Take my fucking eyeballs out, and turn them
around? Look, I'll burn your fucking house down, circle around, and hit the hydrant so you can't
put your burning furniture out.
You want me to fix up lyrics while the President gets his dick sucked? (EWWWWW!)
Fuck that, take drugs, rape sluts…!
'Cause, I never knew I'd get this big, effect this kid, get him to slit his wrist or hit this bitch…!
Minato immediately stood up, cutting his back massage session with Kyuubi short. Minato removed the pair of glasses he wore and dropped the college essays he was grading. Kyuubi picked up the nearest chair and threw it out the nearest window.
"That fucking BRAT! How DARE he interrupt my time with you by shouting Eminem lyrics? I'm going to KILL HIM!" Kyuubi snarled, pulling out two switchblades from the depths of his pocket. Minato blanched.
"Ah, all that won't be necessary Kyuubi," Minato assured, rubbing his temples. "He's been singing Eminem songs ever since he got back from the hospital. It's his angry music, even though I highly disapprove of it."
Kyuubi placed his switchblades back into his pocket. He picked up on the worry that lingered in Minato's eyes. He wrapped his arms around Minato's middle and rested his head on Minato's shoulder. Kyuubi liked the way Minato relaxed into his grip.
Bitch, I'ma KILL YOU! You don't wanna FUCK with me!
Girls neither, you ain't nothing but a slut to me!
Bitch I'ma KILL YOU! You ain't got the balls to beef..!
I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (cause why?)
Cause Shady…will fucking KILL YOU! (Haha!)
"Did you and the brat get into a fight?" Kyuubi asked.
Minato sighed softly. "We…we did…"
OOO
Minato pulled his hair in frustration as he paced around Naruto's hospital room. His son was lying in a white bed with a large cast encasing his left leg. Naruto's surgery had occurred without any difficulties. The doctor informed Minato about how Naruto's recovery would take anywhere from four to six weeks.
"I told you no good would come out of your dancing hobby! Now you've gone and broke your leg in three different places! Do you know how much the hospital bills are going to be Naruto? Not only that, but I've found where you've been hiding your report cards. Right under your mattress next to the dirty magazine and vanilla flavored condoms. You're failed four classes, and you're in danger of failing another two! I'm not only upset at you Naruto, but I'm disappointed. I try so hard for you, and I only want the best for you. You know this. This is why I'm chewing you out right now, because I –"
Naruto looked his father straight in eyes. "I apologize for being so fucking stupid! I know I'm stupid, that's why I dance! It's the only thing I'm good at!"
"Watch your language Naruto! It's the only think you think you're good at. And you are not stupid Naruto. I never did think you were. I just don't want you to invest all of your time in the hopes of getting into Julliard, of all places! It has a seven percent acceptance rate! And do you honestly think the dancers there move to the likes of 50 Cent and Justin Timberlake?"
"Then if I don't get in there, I'll just work my way up the ranks! You keep on trying to put me down, telling me I can't do this or the odds of that are low! What the hell? I bet mom wouldn't have acted this way. I…I think you hate me!" Naruto shouted.
A stiff silence stretched across the room. Naruto began to idly doodle anime characters on his white cast, not daring to look his father in the eyes anymore.
"Think whatever you want, son," Minato bit out quietly. He never called Naruto 'son' before and it caused Naruto to inwardly flinch. Minato continued, "But at any rate, you're grounded. As in no TV, no iPod, no computer, no cell phone, no dancing, no friends—"
"They're all pissed off at me anyway…"
"…and of course, no ramen. I expect you to stay in your room, study, and eat salads. Don't give me that look son; I mean what I say. Good night."
OOO
Minato closed his eyes. "Maybe…I was too harsh on him? But…he's such an idealist…very much like his mother. I just don't want to see him fall. I don't want to see him get hurt. I don't want him…to end up like Kushina."
Kyuubi nuzzled Minato's neck and planted a lightly kiss against the skin there. At the dawning realization of what Minato was falling in to, he elbowed Kyuubi in the ribs and created space between them at once. Kyuubi coughed in pain, "What the fuck was that for? It wasn't like I was trying to molest you. I controlled myself this time!"
"…I could feel your erection digging into my behind," Minato deadpanned.
Kyuubi licked his lips and grinned. "Did that turn you on?"
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"Uchiha Sasuke."
Sasuke looked up from washing his hands. Naruto's little creepy "psychic" friend stood right beside him, holding a bucket of sand. Sasuke was slightly disturbed, since he didn't even hear when Naruto's little creepy friend entered their school's male restroom.
Sasuke turned off the faucet and began to shake his hands dry. The paper towel dispenser was empty.
"Uchiha Sasuke," Gaara repeated. Sasuke gave Gaara a pointed look. "You don't have to say my name that way just because I'm Japanese."
Gaara's face remained blank. "You are to come with me Uchiha. We have things to discuss. In my sand, I have seen why Uzumaki acted the way he did. It all goes back to you Uchiha. All…to…you…"
Sasuke rolled his eyes. "I don't know what you're talking about. Don't you have a psychologist to be seeing right about now? Anyway, if you'll excuse me I'll be leavin—"
Lee popped out of the last restroom stall with a metal pipe in hand.
"I apologize for the act of violence I am about to commit upon you, Sasuke, but it is for a pure and important cause! Please forgive me!"
I am not going to get hit in the head with a metal pipe by Rock Lee. I am not going to get kidnapped by Rock Lee and Gaara, of all people, inside the disgusting restroom of our equally disgusting high school. The idea of it all…is just too absurd for me to fully comprehend…
Those were Sasuke's last coherent thoughts before a sharp pain struck him in the back of the head and made him black out.
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Profile Eight
Name: Hinata Hyuuga
Age: 17
Hair: Dark Navy Blue
Eyes: Light Grey
Ethnicity: Japanese
Likes: Naruto, her friends, dancing, romance, swimming, playing violin, riding horses, oranges, animals, reading, shojo manga, yoga, fried chicken, her cell phone, Hot Topic accessories, and running around outside during thunderstorms in her underwear
Dislikes: Fighting, sushi, conformity, and uncomfortable clothing, bad weather
Occupation(s): Student/Dance Team Member/Peacekeeper/Heiress
Nickname(s): Hina-chan, Double D's, Pin-Up Star, SUDOKU's Angel
Family: Hiashi Hyuuga (father), Hanabi Hyuuga (sister), Neji Hyuuga (cousin)
Catchphrase: "…Ah…" (blushes)
Naruto, on Hinata: "She's so cute! Sometimes I wish I could dress her up and take her home with me! Like you would with a Barbie doll!"
Sakura, on Hinata: "I wish I had her boobs. It's not fair, that girl hardly eats anything! Maybe it's some kind of magical family secret…"
Neji, on Hinata: "…Hm."
Shino, on Hinata: "…She's very precious to me."
Kiba, on Hinata: "If only I could get her bastard cousin out of the way…then I'd be able to date her…heh…"
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Itachi took another bite of his dumpling and frowned.
"…These aren't soft enough. Have you lost your touch at frying, dear brother?"
Itachi calmly tilted his head to the left as a glass vase zoomed past his face and smashed into the wall on the right side of him. Sasuke reached towards the small lamp next to him.
"Tell me the story before I end up taking over the company early," Sasuke threatened. Itachi gave an irritated sigh.
"…What is this story that you speak of, little brother?"
The lamp flew, and Itachi was able to smartly dodge the flying object once more.
"Ah yes…that story. Please control your temper and sit down."
Once Sasuke sat, Itachi crossed his legs and folded his arms on his lap.
"Well, let me start off by saying this…did you know that our parents were very good friends with Naruto's? And that Naruto's parents were never 'officially' married? That aforementioned tidbit of information plays a role in this story, so do make sure to remember it. Also keep in mind that Naruto's father, Minato Namikaze, was unaware of the fact that he had son until after his wife's death…"
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Why I Suck Right Now
A Self-Degrading List by Naruto Uzumaki
Fourth Edition
Sassy-cakes, the sexy Asian of my wet dreams and object of my romantic fondness, hates me (and will continue to hate me).
I broke my damn leg. Which means I can't dance. Which means I'm pretty much useless. Which goes back to Sasuke rejecting me.
My friends all hate me (well, maybe not Hinata). For being a complete asshole. But I was only being a complete asshole because Sasuke rejected me big time.
I told my dad that I think he hates me. WHAT THE HELL NARUTO? If that wasn't immature and stupid, then I don't know WHAT was! Which still goes back to Sasuke rejecting me…big time.
I suck.
I suck.
I suck and I'm depressed.
I suck big time.
I suck harder than a chick giving a dude a bangin' blow job…
I still want to suck Sasuke off…
Fuck. Suck rhymes with fuck. And duck.
I am VERY gay for Sasuke and Sasuke alone. Tits and ass are still nice though…
Mmm. Sasuke with tits. Or better yet, Sasuke cross-dressing…
I want to suck Sasuke off AFTER we've been dating for awhile…
Do I just want to sleep with Sasuke?
No…I really…really like Sasuke. I like him so much that I want to take him on dates…and then suck him off accordingly…
I love Sasuke. Wait…what?
…
Aw shit.
Naruto had given up on singing intense rap music and instead choose to hobble on down to the living room with his crutches, sit on the couch, and write out his self-degrading list. After scribbling out number nineteen, he pulled at his hair and growled in frustration.
"Does Minato know that you fantasize about sucking off boys you piece of shit?" Kyuubi quipped from behind. Naruto snatched his list and crumpled it into a ball with one hand while waving a crutch at his father's stalker with the other.
"Stop fucking creeping on me you psycho bastard! I'm not a piece of shit and WHY are you HERE where my dad isn't?"
Kyuubi smacked Naruto's crutch out of his hand with ease. "Useless brat! You're the one that chased Minato away with your bitching!" He then slapped Naruto upside the head. Naruto squawked indignantly and managed to scratch Kyuubi face for revenge.
"Bastard fox!"
"Ugly brat!"
"I look JUST like my dad! That means you're calling him ugly too dumbass!"
"You'll NEVER be like your father!" Kyuubi roared back, this time causing Naruto to remain silent. Kyuubi smiled maliciously, revealing the sharpness of his teeth.
"Here's some news for you kid. You're nothing but trouble for your father and I mean it. You wonder why he's still single? It's 'cause he doesn't want to hurt your feelings. You'd probably have yet another bitch fit and accuse him of cheating on his dead wife. Do you really think Minato wants to spend all of his time working and taking care of your ungrateful ass? Heh, but I guess I should give you just a smidgen of credit. If it wasn't for you, your momma would have still been livin' and that would have made seducing Minato harder…"
Naruto twisted his body around on the couch so that he could grab Kyuubi by his shirt. "What the hell are you talking about you evil fuck? You don't know shit about my family; my mom died in a car accident!"
Kyuubi pushed Naruto away, hard enough so that Naruto rolled off the couch and onto the floor.
"Looks like Minato didn't have the heart to tell you everything."
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Sasuke decided that Naruto's friends all had severe cases of stupidity. How else could he explain the fact that was being held against his will at the Haruno residence? For more than five hours? They had removed his shirt and glasses. They had tied him to a pole which, to take a guess, was located in the basement of Haruno's home. And to make matters worse, Sasuke needed to take a piss.
He was definitely going to choke a bitch or two.
Kiba poked Sasuke in the ribs with a rather sharp stick he found in Sakura's yard. "So fess up Uchiha. Gaara said you did something to Naruto and we want to know what kind of satanic magic you used on him!"
Scratch that. Sasuke was going to MAIM all the bitches.
When Sasuke didn't reply, Kiba poked him harder with the stick. Sasuke glared. Kiba smirked. "You can end this Uchiha, all you have to do is confess to your sins…"
"Fuck you," Sasuke said coolly, earning yet another poke from Kiba.
Hinata looked from Sasuke to Sakura, Kiba, and Gaara in concern. "Guy—guys…isn't this illegal? I mean…Sasuke…this…this isn't right…"
"Hinata," Ino cooed, appearing from behind and wrapping her arms around her neck, "Sasuke hurt Naruto. Do you really want someone who made Naruto break his leg run free without receiving a proper punishment?"
Sai, who sat next to Hinata, smiled. "I think we should cut off his—"
"No," Neji said quickly which caused Lee, Ino, and Chouji to squeal. Chouji whispered to Ino, "I wish Neji would just ask Sai out already!"
"AHEM," Sakura started, "as interesting as Neji's crush on Sai is, we still haven't got the information we need from Uchiha on Naruto. Our friend whom we're
currently-pissed-at-but-not-really. So, without further ado, play that funky music white boy!"
"I take offense to that Haruno," Shino muttered as he pushed play on his boom box.
When the sun shines, we'll shine together,
Told you I'll be here forever! Said I'll always be a friend,
Took an oath, I'ma stick it out in the end!
Now that's raining more than ever, know that we'll still have each other,
You can stand under my umbrella; you can stand under my umbrella….
Ella, ella, ella, eh eh eh
Under my umbrella, ella, ella eh, eh eh….
"One of the most annoying songs in existence, Umbrella by Rihanna," Kiba said smugly, poking Sasuke with his stick, "If that doesn't break you, then Akamaru taking a piss on you should, pretty boy. And if Akamaru taking a piss on you doesn't work, then we'll get Gaara to fuck around with your mind before allowing Ino n' Sai to have their wicked ways with your pasty, scrawny body."
Ella, ella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh eh!
Oh baby it's raining, raining….
Sakura held Sasuke's cell phone in her hand and casually remarked, "Your older brother called, by the way. I told him where you were at and he said to be back in time to make him some proper dumplings."
"…The idiot said he liked me and I told him to go fuck himself. Now get me off of this pole," Sasuke spat out, venom laced in his tone. Shino turned off the music and Kiba stopped poking Sasuke with his stick.
"Oh fuck," Kiba breathed, "I always knew Uzumaki liked teasing you but I didn't know that he was…serious. Fuck…and you rejected him? You fucking asshole!"
Temari (who had come to the Sasuke questioning for kicks) raised a fist in the air. "Burn the witch! Douse him in Holy Water! How dare he deny the love the Holy Dance God Uzumaki! Let the queers mate!"
Shikamaru eyed the bottle she held hidden in a brown paper bag with suspicion. But his attention turned away from Gaara's older sister to Neji's cousin, who had stolen Kiba's stick and was now viciously poking Sasuke with it.
"Naruto's a really good person and you're just a really big…big…big liar! Naruto always told me about how you would follow him and watch him dance in the studio! Despite the fact that you're a complete motherfu—jerk and despite the fact that I've liked him for a longer time, I thought that I could get over my crush and be happy to see the two of you together! You'd better go to Naruto's house right now and apologize before I...before I…!"
Kiba took his stick out of Hinata's hand, saving Sasuke from an especially hard poke. Thanks to Hinata, his skin was speckled with red dots, some of which were bleeding. Kiba held Hinata back and looked at Neji in confusion. "…Does she have a split personality by any chance?"
Neji shrugged. "Perhaps. I don't really care."
"So," Sasuke said dryly, "can you idiots let me down now?"
Gaara, who had been silent yet vigilant throughout the questioning, spoke.
"No."
Lee gently touched Gaara on the shoulder. "Why not? Are you sensing something else from Sasuke?"
"I sense two things," Gaara said tonelessly. "One, he's hiding information, and two, Haruno's cellular device is about to ring. She will get bad news."
Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Now this is just complete bullshit—"
"Shut up Uchiha," Sakura murmured as she pulled out her ringing phone. The atmosphere surrounding her basement became heavy with unease. Sakura answered, putting her conversation on speaker phone so that all would be able to hear.
"Hey…Mr. N, what's up? How's Naruto…?"
Minato's frenzied voice rang clearly through Sakura's phone, "Naruto…oh God, he's missing! He's…he's ran away from home! He isn't with his other friends by any chance? Has he stopped by your house or anything…?"
Sakura gripped her phone tightly and swallowed thickly. "Ah…no…I'm sorry, I haven't seen or spoken to Naruto since his accident…and the bunch of us are at my house right now and I don't believe any of them has seen or talked to him either…did he leave a note or anything? This doesn't sound like him at all…"
"That's the thing," Minato said, nearly inaudible, "I checked his room and found all of things important to him gone. The suitcase he keeps in his closet was gone as well…"
"Okay…you should calm down Mr. N, you called the police right? I mean, Naruto's leg is broken for goodness sakes, he couldn't have gone far! Me and the gang are going to go out looking for right now. I'll call you back if we figure anything out."
"Thank you Sakura. Goodbye."
Click.
Gaara stood up from his spot on the floor. "I can barely detect Uzumaki now. He's leaving the radius of this part of the city and he's leaving it at a rapid pace. It seems that someone is helping him run away."
Sakura nodded curtly. Hinata cleared her voice and spoke up, "Is Naruto running away because of…of him?" She asked, looking in Sasuke's direction.
Sasuke snorted, "If the idiot is running away because of me, then he's a bigger dumbass than I thought possible."
Hinata ignored Sasuke's remark. Gaara pinched the bridged of his nose and shook his head.
"No, Hyuuga. There is story behind all this. A story that the Uchiha knows of."
"Alright then," Sakura said as she began untying Sasuke from the pole, "this is what we're going to do. Temari, Gaara, Lee, Sasuke, and I are going to take Temari's car and hit the streets. The rest of you need to split up amongst yourselves. I want someone at Naruto's house looking for clues and I want other people to walk around looking for clues. We all have our phones on us right?"
"I don't," Sai admitted rather sheepishly, "Well, I do, but it's dead…"
Sakura smirked. "Then you get to stick extra close to Neji. I'm sure Ino and Chouji will make sure of that."
"Damn straight," Chouji agreed with a snap of his fingers. Shino laughed, but no one noticed because it was a hidden kind of laugh. Neji's face grew red and Sai looked rather confused.
Sakura eyed Sasuke pointedly as he gingerly touched the bleeding areas where he had been poked with that damn stick.
"…And when you're done being a baby about your minor injuries, you're going to tell us a nice, long story, hai?"
"Jigoku-e iku," Sasuke snapped back. Sai nodded, "He just told you to go to hell, hag-face."
That's when Sakura's lost her angelic patience and punched Sasuke Uchiha squarely in the face.
"May I remind everyone in this room that Temari is drunk," Shikamaru stated seriously. "We can't really expect her to drive us anywhere, right?"
"Shut the fuck up white boy," Temari snapped, taking another long gulp of her drink. "Now let's get the hell out of here you little gangster wannabes."
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"Yo, Michael Jackson, how much longer 'til we get to this place and meet this Madara guy?" Naruto asked the man sitting beside him. It was getting dark outside and Naruto was getting tired of being in a car for so long. Not to mention he couldn't scratch the itchy skin underneath his cast. It was driving him insane.
The man sitting in front and driving the car made an angry sound. He pushed his glasses up the bridge of his nose. "Uzumaki, watch how you speak to the man who's going to make all of your dreams come true."
Naruto rolled his eyes and leaned back in his seat. "Chill out K-Dizzle, Michael Jackson and I are cool people…but just to be safe, are you sure this Madara dude isn't like…one of your little jailbait slaves or partner in pedophilic crimes? Cuz that shit don't fly with me son…"
"Wouldn't that make you a victim then, Uzumaki?" Orochimaru replied sweetly before turning his attention to his driver, "Kabuto, turn on the radio. Now. I want to drown out the stupid."
"Hey, I'm not stupid you motherfucking pedo! I know how to handle mofos like you bitch," Naruto snapped back causing Orochimaru to hiss darkly.
Kabuto did as he was told. Naruto's ears perked up at the song that was playing at the moment, I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry. He began to sing along with the song, substituting some of the words for his own/ rapping the lyrics.
I fucked a boy and I liked it, the taste of his sweat on my lips…
I fucked a boy just to try it, I hope my girlfriend don't mind it…
It felt so wrong, it felt so right, don't mean I'm in love to-night,
I fucked a boy and I liked it…I'm glad I tried it…
"So, Uzumaki, why the sudden change of heart? When I first gave you my offer, you were vehemently against it," Orochimaru said smoothly. Naruto stopped bopping his head, rapping to the song and shrugged, his expression becoming more solemn.
"…I guess…with the stuff that's been going on lately…it would be better this way."
"Fo' shizzle," Kabuto agreed with a smug grin.
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Profile Nine
Name: Itachi Uchiha
Age: 22
Hair: Black
Eyes: Black
Ethnicity: Japanese
Likes: Manipulating Sasuke, teasing Sasuke, making Sasuke's life a living hell, working, classical music, making Sasuke cook for him, hair products, being rich, purple nailpolish, being a compete bastard, The Uchiha Family Bible, his pet weasel, painkillers, Jerry Springer, his Macbook Pro, Starbucks coffee, shopping, Kisame, hurricanes, pretending to molest Sasuke in his sleep, sword fights, and puppies
Dislikes: Weakness, his inner over-fondness for Sasuke, the random lines on his face, bad cooking, cold tea, little children, most people, and the government trying to make him pay more taxes
Occupation(s): Company Owner , Older Brother, and Full-Time Bastard
Nickname(s): Aniki, Older Sasuke, Weasel Face, The Devil, and Fluffernutters (only used by Kisame and sparingly)
Family: Sasuke, Fugaku and Mikoto Uchiha (deceased) and some more dead Uchihas
Catchphrase: "You lack balls and tea making skills, foolish little brother."
Sasuke, on Itachi: "I've tried to get rid of him many times. My attempts have all failed thus far."
Kisame, on Itachi: "On the outside, he may seem like an evil bitch. And he kind of is. But on the inside, he's a big sweetheart. Really."
Fugaku and Mikoto Uchiha in Heaven: (in tears of despair)
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Kaesaku: I've never seen Step Up 2, although I want to someday soon. Glad you like the humor and I thank you for reviewing!
Toniloveskakasaku: Uh…here's the chapter. No need to be so demanding! Thanks for reviewing!
Sunset-joy and Blue Eyed Demond: Updated and being finished! Thanks for the reviews!!
Hitsugayasugar: Correction, Gangsta!Naruto is the sex and the world needs more of him! Thanks for reviewing!