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Edd ran into Eddy's back yard and knocked on his door.

No answer.

So he then ran to the front door and knocked on it.

Eddy finally answered the door.

"Hello Eddy, I guess you finally woke up."

"Okay 'Mister Genius', can you explain why I was asleep for a whole goddamn week?!"

"Why yes Eddy, let me come in..."

So they sat down on the furniture in Eddy's room.

"So, how was jug-head's house burned down?"

"Electrical fire...but about why you don't remember almost a week... We were abducted by..."

"Aliens!" Ed said walking in from the kitchen with a bag of chips. "They want us to be space merchants!"

"So that wasn't a dream... It was real...hah."

"Yes Eddy it was real. We have to hurry up and pack now because they will be back in 2 days. We also have a problem..."

"Yeah, what is it?"

"Sarah and Nazz know."

"Fuck! Can we leave now?"

"I guess we can."

"Then what are we waiting for?! Lets get packing!"

A harsh bang could be heard on the door.

"Hey dorks! Open this door up! Its pounding time!"

"Why the fuck is Kevin at my door?! Go fuck yourself square chin!"

"Kevin showed up at my house earlier too. Nazz scared him away but he blames us for his house burning down. It wasn't us.."

"Of course it wasn't the fuck us! We didn't do anything!"

Ed plopped off the couch and looked at Double-D.

"You swore Double-D! You're turning into Eddy!"

Eddy snickered.

"Looks I'm rubbing off on you. You're gaining my charm and maybe I should start telling you how to get good looking..like me..."

"Goddamn it dorks! I'm coming through the window!"

"You're not coming through my goddamn window bitch! Get lost!"

"As much as I detest calling for assistance, I think its time we call the cops"

"Get a restraining order! Just like in the movie Carkil, where the lady gets a restraining order from horny brain lacking zombies... But they still rape her lifeless corpse..."

"....That sounds pornographic."

Eddy decided to call in the cops. One restraining order later Kevin was being driven away in a cop car.

"I'll get you dorks! No matter what it takes.... You will fucking pay!"

Edd looked at the cop car driving away.

"Kevin... He's not himself. Why is he acting like..."

"Fuck if I know. Okay now, who's left in this cul de sac?"

"Just Rolf Jonny Sarah Nazz and the Kankers."

"Where's faggothead?"

"Jimmy? You remember that cop car at his house a few weeks ago? That was child protection services. They took him away."

"Good riddance. Now can we move on with the packing? We wasted several chapters bullshitting."

"Uh yes Eddy, Let's break the boundaries of fanfiction and also tell our fans that for the last time, WE ARE NOT GAY! QUIT PUTTING US IN SLASH FANFICTION FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! I DETEST THAT KIND OF BULLSHIT!"

"Jip garoo!"

"Geeze, Double-D, I didn't know you had that anger in you... So um, well how much do we need to pack?"

"Just a few essentials, clothes, soap... Not a lot, the ship is not that big that is being built for us."

The Eds started at Ed's house packing. He was the hardest since they had to clean all his clothes. At least by the end of it, his room as the cleanest it ever was.

Edd and Eddy quickly packed. Eddy however wanted to take his entire closet. (And all those magazines...)

By the end of the afternoon, they were in the junkyard, standing there and waiting.

...Then a ship sucked them up.

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Yeah, It kinda feels like you're hanging when reading this, wondering what they were told and all, but you'll find out in a flashback later. Don't worry.