Bwahaha Your lord and Master returns! Bow and pray he stays because my muse is random lol (crickets chirp) one day i will be loved... Alright anyway folks i know i said i was done with this fic but i couldnt stay away after i continued to think about the potential so i am back. Author notes at the end Read and Review please and enjoy.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Drunken Confessions ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
After talking to Sakura for quite some time Luffy and Nami had been caught up on the current situation throughout the village the Akatsuki had begun a hunt for tailed demon hosts known as Jinchuriki having captured and expelled the demon be means of killing the hosts. They had learned for that reason the Akatsuki had targeted, Naruto who held the strongest of the tailed demons, for dead. There had been multiple attacks by the group up till now ending with the death of an older shinobi by the name of Asuma Sarutobi causing much pain to many of Sakura's friend's pain. She had told them of the death of the great sanin Jiraiya and how the gloom of war and pain hung over the village and that they wouldn't have acted in such a manner to Luffy and Nami if the circumstances were different.
As for Sakura she was told a multitude of stories and adventures that the two had gone on. She wasn't sure if she could call them pirates since in her eyes pirates were supposed to be evil, but Luffy quickly told her that it wasn't that they were bad it was that they were free to do what they wanted. She was told of a world that didn't match her own a world covered in ocean and islands while she was sure there were other continents on her own world she was also sure she had never once heard of a Grandline or a New world.
The sun had gone down a little while ago as the Nami and Sakura sat on the bench talking of what could have possibly happened while Luffy who had gotten bored climbed into a tree and laid across a branch with his Straw Hat covering his eyes sleeping lightly know that as long as Nami knew what was going on he wouldn't have to.
"So you're saying you have never heard of anything I've just talked about? I mean I could understand if this was maybe an isolated island but that wouldn't explain why my log pose is flipping out like this… Ugh this isn't good hopefully the others will be alright without us for a bit til we can figure out how to get back." Nami said worriedly as Sakura looked towards her with a frown she felt bad for the older woman and her care free companion.
"I'm sure if you both go in to see lady Tsunade tomorrow we can help you to out some how… But that would require Luffy going too and I don't think he likes her too much." Sakura said tiltling her head up to see Luffy laying on his back on the branch the small sounds of his snores letting the two ladies know he was still asleep.
"Ha you let me worry about Luffy trust me for all his stubbornness if there's one thing he would do anything for is the crew. He won't be happy but if it's the only way he will go and talk to the Hokage with me." Nami smiled brightly proud of her sleeping captain wishing he was closer so she could see his sleeping face.
"He sounds like Naruto except Naruto is a little more active when lost hehe. Although Luffy isn't as obnoxious as Naruto so I think it works out." Sakura smiled before Nami broke out into hysterical laughter having trouble breathing.
"Sakura I'm sorry but you haven't had to spend a month on a ship with him he can get really annoying when he's in a mood especially when we have to start rationing food I bet you haven't had to eat your rice bowl with a knife in hand to protect your food from a hand that can stretch an infinite distance. Not that he would do that to me or Robin but the guys have their food stolen at least once a day." Nami said exasperated looking up towards Luffy and holding back the urge to shake him out of the tree for all her meals that were ruined due to the rubber headed bastard.
"He can't be that bad if you're all so dedicated to him. I can't imagine leaving my home that I spent so long gaining the money to set it free to join a pirate crew for anyone. I'd miss everyone here too much." Sakura smiled thinking of the sad situation Nami had gone through but to the happiness she had found. Nami lost her exasperated face almost immediately replaced by a face Sakura knew so well one of admiration, one of caring, one of love.
"It wasn't that hard of a decision when it happened… He… He caught me when I had fallen to my lowest Sakura. Before I had betrayed him it was like I was in a dream like all the bad things never happened like I had a clean slate and could just start over… Betraying them… Betraying him was one of the hardest things I had ever done and at that moment I thought that I had never deserved it that I had become the very thing I hated the most, but he came for me. When I saw him I knew he deserved someone and tried to push him away I even hit him but he wouldn't leave. He said I was his navigator and only his. I'm still not sure if I deserve this life I have been given but as long as he needs me I'll never leave his side. I couldn't stay Sakura I I need him as much as he needs me." Nami whispered out tears threatening to pour from her face as a huge smile wobbled from happiness. Sakura sat there shocked at the Navigators tears of happiness. Sakura's mind went to Sasuke briefly her love it seemed soo… shallow compared to Nami's for Luffy.
"That's so romantic!" Sakura wanted to shout causing Nami to blush from her words before shaking her head rapidly and hitting the tree with enough strength to shake it slightly causing the Straw Hatted Luffy to fall from it landing on his feet groggly. Nami wanted to laugh as he looked around groggily in a fighting position before she pulled him in for a hug and burying her face into his chest.
"Hmm Nami what's wrong?" Luffy said wide eyed wondering if the navigator was drunk again. Normally public displays of affection were only acceptable when the orange haired beauty was drunk. He silently brushed Nami's hair away from her eyes seeing that she was staring straight up at him.
"Nothing just felt like thanking you idiot. I couldn't have chosen a better person in the crew to get lost with… Well maybe Robin…" Nami giggled at Luffy's happiness then devastation only to laugh and kiss her forehead. A throat clearing made both pirates look towards the pink haired shinobi who had a light blush on her face while making it her priority to not make eye contact with the two.
"Ahem well its getting late and as you all don't have any money I would be willing to offer my house as a place where you both can rest up for tomorrow if you both want." Sakura mumbled as both of the pirates let go of their embrace and walked up to Sakura.
"Awwww thanks Sakura I was afraid we were going to have to camp outside for ." Nami sighed in relief as Luffy pouted and whimpered about camping being manly. The three left the small park and headed to Sakura's house as Sakura acted as a tour guide and Nami the eager tourist. Luffy on the other hand had felt the movement of the Shinobi who had followed Sakura continue to follow them so he had planned to keep his guard up. Planned to….
"And that place over there is an all you can eat restaur!" Sakura spoke before Nami tackled her to the ground comically holding her hands over Sakura's mouth hoping Luffy hadn't heard her looking over to where the pirate was last seen and screamed in horror. Luffy had heard and had already made his way to the restaurant as Nami sprinted to stop him but it was too late. Sakura confused and on the ground got up and followed after the two.
"Oi old man I want 52 orders of the Korean beef!" With a nod of confirmation by the chef behind the counter, Nami grimaced as she fell to her hands in knees in defeat muttering about not having any money. Sakura laughed lightly at Nami's devastation almost wanting to let her know that she would pay for the meal but instead torturing the girl seemed more fun.
"Oi Nami I found a table!" Luffy screamed from across the room causing everyone to stare at him some cowering away from him remembering what had happened earlier today. Nami stood up and walked across the room her head held down in sadness only looking up when she noticed every man in the room staring at her lecherously. A tick quickly formed on her head as she thought of letting loose a thunder cloud in the restaurant but before she could react someone else had a bigger tick mark.
"Stop looking at her you pervs!" Sakura smashed the nearest man in the head causing him to fly across the room and through the wall into the street. Nami looked on in shock as did the other patrons before everyone who had been staring looked down at their food in fear whispering about Sakura being a spitting image of the Hokage. Before Nami had time to question a rubber arm wrapped around her and Sakura bringing them to the table.
"Shishishi Skaura has a temper like u Nami!' Luffy laughed out before Nami smacked him in the head pushing his head against the table til it flattened out some.
"I don't have a temper idiot!" Nami growled before letting go and pushing Luffy farther into the booth and sitting down. Sakura followed suit sitting next to Nami looking between the two it was hard to tell that they were the same people that had caused so much trouble earlier.
"The Hokage better pay for the damage Ms. Haruno last time Naruto went through the window no one helped pay for the damages. Anyway hello folks ur friend in the Strawhat only asked for meat would u like anything else?" A man who was probably the owner asked as Sakura laughed sheepily not wanting to tell Tsunade of yet another property damaged due to her phenomenal chakra control.
"Two sides of veggies some water and some sake please." Nami asked sweetly hoping to play the man to giving the group a discount if not they would use Luffy's go to plan Dine and Dash. Luffy who had fixed his head now looked to the pink haired shinobi.
"Oi Sakura how are you so strong?" Luffy asked tilting his head to the side as Nami added a want to know as well. Sakura went to answer but before she had a chance she heard her name from the entrance of the restaurant as she looked to Naruto, Hinata, Kiba, Choji, Shikimaru, Lee, Ino, and Ten Ten walking in and heading towards there booth quickly.
"Sakura are you ok? They didn't hurt you did they?" Naruto asked shifting his eyes and scowling at Luffy who looked at him blankly. The other boys minus Choji who was sniffing the air for food were drooling over Nami's hourglass figure and provocative attire.
A tick grew on Nami's face before she tackled Luffy and dragged him under the table much to all the present companies surprise only to come back up moments later with Luffy's cardigan on. Her busty chest barely hidden from view as the cardigan strained to hold them in. Luffy from his part whined slightly at first before giving up and sitting there earning the looks of everyone at the table now. The huge X of a scar took up most of his upper chest while a well-defined pectoral and abdominal muscle finished his chest.
"No Naruto like you idiots everyone was staring at Nami so I had to make an example out of one of them to get them to stop! Now stop staring at them like they are aliens! Oi Ino what the hell!" Sakura screamed as she saw her blonde friend sitting so close to Luffy she was practically in his lap.
"Soo it was Luffy right? I think scars are hot. Do you have anywhere to stay tonight because if you don't you could always stay with me." Ino said seductively as Luffy looked at her blankly silently wondering when the food was going to arrive.
"Oi Blondy I don't know who you think you are but you better back off of Luffy!" Nami growled only for Ino to stick her tongue out at her before both Nami and Sakura jumped at Ino pulling the blonde away from Luffy and getting into a minor cat fight. Naruto and Kiba bumped fists as they watched intently while Choji sat down snacking on chips Hinata sat as well and cried inwardly at Naruto's openly perverted display. Ten Ten and Lee sat next to Luffy who had his head down on the table complaining of death.
"Umm Luffy I was wondering ever since the battle you and Nami have so many unknown jutsus do you mind if I ask where you trained." Ten Ten questioned the teen usually had some idea of the techniques of friendly as well as enemy shinobi but she knew nothing of the two strangers.
"Eh? What's Justsu's?" Luffy questioned having fallen asleep long before Sakura had explained the way their world worked. Nami looked up with angry eyes at Luffy before Ino slapped her while Sakura was pulling at the blonde's hair causing Nami to growl and attack. As for everyone who wasn't the three fighting on the ground they stared at Luffy wide eyed and in shock.
"What do you mean what is Justsu's you know they are how you do your stretching ability how Choji grows and how Kiba becomes a dog!" Naruto exclaimed and gestured to the two ninja's who both used their abilities Choji growing his hand to the size of the table before making it go normal again while Kiba turned into Akumaru who barked from outside as he was too big to be allowed in. Luffy's eyes gained stars as he looked at Kiba in dog form.
"Amazing! How do you do that? Can you teach me? I want to be a dog! Please!" Luffy begged from across the table only for Kiba to revert to his human form.
"It's a justu. No I can't teach you you're too old and it would take too much time. I don't become a dog it's a transformation I can be knocked out of it at any time. God your worse than Naruto." Kiba grimaced but kept his cool after seeing Luffy in battle and taking a blow from him he wasn't exactly looking for a rematch.
"Anyway how can you not know what a Justu is how are u doing that stretchy thing?" Naruto pointed at Luffy only for the Straw hatted man to laugh and pull at his cheek til it was nearly a foot away surprising every one.
"I'm a rubber man!" Luffy shouted as he let go of his cheek at it went back to normal. Every one looked at him like he was crazy before Hinata spoke her first words since she entered the restaurant.
"Luffy has no active chakra points…" Hinata spoke quietly as her eye veins strained and her Byakugan remained active both Luffy and Nami had no open chakra points even normal citizens had the capabilities to open them and they didn't have half the beastly strength of the man in front of her she questioned his strength before she saw something else unique to Luffy. He had an aura surrounding him a barrier easily missed by her Byakugan if she hadn't been focusing the barrier surrounded his whole body. Hinata looked to Nami again and noticed it around her too but her barrier was much weaker than Luffy's.
"They do possess some strange aura barrier tho it's like nothing I've ever seen before…" Hinata let go of her Byakugan causing the barrier to disappear in her eyes. Lee quikly reached over Ten Ten and punched Luffy in the face causing everyone even the girls to stare in shock.
"Oi what the hell eye brow!" Luffy said as he looked over to Lee who shrank back nervously.
"I'm very sorry Luffy I was only testing the abilities of your barrier… It isn't that stong." Lee stated as Luffy looked puzzled.
"Barrier? Oh you mean my Haki? It's cool watch this! Oi dog guy!" Luffy shouted catching Kiba's attention making him look at Luffy as he did he felt something push his mind into submission and make everything go dark. Kiba fell to the ground only to be caught by Shikamaru who had been observing til now. Naruto's eyes went into rage as he quickly jumped on to the table and made to kick Luffy in the face before Sakura pulled his leg out from under him.
"Oi Naruto don't antagonize Luffy it's called Haki in there world it's like Chakra everyone in their world possesses it but most never awaken it. Those who possess it have tree abilities and only two that can be learned the other is rare and capable of mind domination. Only a few people in their world possess that it's called Haoshoku Haki. Those that are dominated re awaken later with little more than dizziness. Luffy if you wanted to show off your ability you should have hit Ino with it!" Sakura said before sitting down again. Nami stood up as well satisfied that the blonde had learned her lesson and went under the table popping up next to Luffy.
Kiba woke up immediately after everyone minus Shikamaru who had been smoking and Ino who was trying to untie her hair from the chair Nami had tied it to, sat down bickering and talking amongst themselves. Shikamaru approached the table and slammed his fist down to catch everyone's attention.
"Listen up I don't think the implications of what Sakura or Hinata have said has sunk in but these two people aren't from this world! Now obviously Sakura Luffy and Nami know that but before you all sit down and get buddy buddy with each other I'd like to know how you both came to be here?" Shikamaru spoke dangerously his first priority was the village and just because these two seemed alright didn't mean that they didn't have any bad friends coming with them. Nami and Sakura frowned not liking Shikamru's tone while Naruto nodded his head in agreement having grown tired of those two hogging Sakura to themselves.
"We were sucked up by our ocean and were shot into your sky." Luffy said as if it were nothing shugging his shoulders. All the shinobi minus Sakura looked at Luffy with confusion before Nami spoke.
"It's exactly as Luffy said one minute the ocean is normal then it became sooo blue and entrancing and then we started to see your forests and then the water shot up and pulled us down into it. Then when we should have it the water we were in the air falling into the forest like a meteor. I've study all the freak weather occurrences of our world but never had I heard of anything like what we experienced. I wish I could tell you something that would help but I don't know anything about what happened. I don't even know how Luffy and I are going to get home." Nami whispered out the last part as Luffy looked at her with sad eyes before putting his hat on her head. Nami blinked blankly for a moment before smiling and kissing Luffy's cheek causing the Blonde who had untied her hair and sat down to growl.
"That's not good enough what if more of your people start showing up and their not friendly? You all don't use Chakra to preform Justus you merely do it with no signs of exhaustion. Luffy you can incapacitate people by thinking it! What if someone who has that ability comes and uses it to take down an entire village Ino's father had said you had pushed him out of your head without so much as a fight. That tells me that your mind capabilities are by far stronger than his which means you could incapacitate people of his level without trying!" Shikamaru shouted as he looked to Luffy who looked to be thinking for a second before smiling happily.
"If it comes to that I'll just kick their asses back to my world." Luffy said cracking his knuckles causing Shikamru to sigh in defeat and take his seat as well.
"Well then I guess we are counting on you to fight if need be. I just hope you're the only ones to cross." Shikamaru said as he pulled out another cigarette and took a drag thinking about how troublesome the next few days might be on top of the war that was already on the horizon.
"Shishishi don't worry so much Deer guy I will feel them before they reach us. Now let's eat!" Luffy screamed as he and Chouji slammed their cups together as the food had finally arrived digging in immediately. Everyone ate quietly until the guys noticed pieces of food on their plates disappearing at a rapid pace. The girls laughed as the men of the table fought Luffy for their food. Choji and Kiba had grabbed knives while Shikamaru used Naruto as a distraction to keep Luffy from eating his plate Lee sulked as he being closest guy to Luffy who didn't have a knife watched helplessly as his plate remained empty no matter how many times he filled it. Nami, Sakura, Ten Ten, and Hinata talked about Nami's world and what kind of powers she had seen. While Ino helped Luffy steal food from Kiba's plate by pretending to flirt with him. The sake had also reached the table by now and normally the owner wouldn't allow the group of young shinobi to drink but as they were with the two who had caused so much damage to the hospital he really didn't want to upset them.
"Oi everyone if I may a toast to our new friends Luffy and Nami." Sakura said as she lifted her cup everyone else raise their cups as well.
"A toast to our new friend the Shinobi of Konaha!" Nami shouted as they all cheered and downed their cups minus Lee who had been stopped by Ten Ten and handed more water. Luffy stole Lee's sake cup and downed half before giving the rest to Nami. Both smiled at each other before continuing to chat with their new friends.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2 Hours Later ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Oi I'm not drunk Kiba I… I'm Naurto Uzimaki and I'm gonna be… be the fucking Hokage you hear me? You see that mountain? I'm gonna be right there! Right by grandma Tsunade and then… and then you will see!... You will all see that I'm awesome! Just you wai…. Who threw up on my shoes?" Naruto whined in a drunken stupor as he was carried off by Akumaru as Kiba rode on the dogs back swaying in the wind.
"Where did they take Naruto? I was going to talk to him finally… You know I love Naruto? He's the best! He's so… so positive… I mean he's had such a bad life and yet he's still so peppy! Where's Ino? I'm gonna ask her how to seduce a guy! Naruto I want your babies!" Hinata screamed out into the night as a mostly sober Shikamaru escorted her home his house was closest so it was only right. He sighed whose idea was it for them to drink? So troublesome.
"Ugh Lee whose idea was it to have me drink all of your sake?... What it was mine? Why did you listen? Lee… Lee… you're not making sense… you and I know I make terrible decisions when I'm drunk like last year on my Birthday… You know I thought you were Neji or I would have never let you do those things to me… Ugh Lee stop crying… what ever happened to your crush on Sakura? I… I miss that… What happened to it? Oh I happened huh? Ooooh well Lee I think it's time to move on… Now which way is it to your house my parent are home and you know how I get when you're on top."Ten Ten slurred seductively as she dragged a very confused Lee back towards his house for another passionate night and awkward morning.
""Fucking Ino does she always have to develop a crush on every guy with dark features and dark hair… wait maybe that's it… Maybe I need black hair… Sasuke… Sai… Luffy… all have black hair! I'm gonna dye my hair and then Ino will fall for me like those bastards… I mean look at Luffy he's got… Hiccup… He' got Nami hanging from his arm and and Sakura following him around laughing at his stupid chop stick face and when he steals my food! He stole my food from my plate and she… Hiccup… She laughs? Ugh and Ino what a… what a slut… Luffy had his shirt off for 10 seconds then like slut justu she's over there… Ugh Ino why won't you love me…. Hiccup wonder if a store is open I'm hungry… Fucking food stealer…" Choji muttered as he stumbled down the road looking for a store still open before heading home.
"Hey Luffy Nami where are you going my house is that way." Sakura pointed in the opposite direction as she looked to Luffy and Nami walking off towards the park they had spent the day. Sakura stumbled slightly before hurrying to catch up to the two grabbing Nami's hand to stop her.
"Sakura ummm… Luffy and I have been talking and we think it wouldn't be the best idea to spend the night at you place. I mean you live with your parents… Don't you think there will be a problem when they wake up to see us in your house?" Nami questioned as she looked at the girl who looked a little hurt but Nami hoped it was just the alchohol.
"Oi Nami we have company." Luffy said as he walked farther out to meet the ANBU member who had landed in front of him.
"As an apology for our earlier transgression I would like to make up for it by allowing you an apartment towards the far east end of the village. Here are the keys to it. I hope this will allow us to move forward and maybe meet tomorrow to answer a few questions thank you... Hokage Tsunade." The ANBU spoke clearly before throwing the keys to Luffy who caught them and looked at them.
"We will think about it thanks!" Luffy laughed before turning to Nami and Sakura and jingling the keys at them. He didn't bother to turn around and see the ANBU rush away to the Hokage . If this is how they would have acted in the beginning they wouldn't have fought at all Luffy thought.
"Well that solves that problem! Oi Sakura you live towards the east can you tell us anything about these apartments." Nami said stealing the keys away from Luffy who pouted slightly. Sakura examined them before smiling happily they were right across the street from her.
"Excellent your right across the street from me! Let's go!" Sakura smiled as she walked torwards her house swaying slightly. Nami and Luffy who had drank at least twice as much as the shinobi were almost sober as they watched the poor pink haired shinobi sway in the wind. Nami walked over to Luffy and whispered something in his ears before the Straw hatted man smiled and dashed towards Sakura who didn't have time to turn around before she was lifted from her feet and on to Luffy's back as he dashed around.
"Ugh Luffy! Too.. Too.. much movement slow.. slow down please!" Sakura screamed out as she wrapped her hands around his neck and laid her head on his shoulder.
"Shishishishi too late to stop now which way am I going?" Luffy snickered out as Sakura directed him and a jogging Nami back to the apartments. They made it without much difficulty Sakura had threatened to throw up a few times but never had. Luffy put her down as they entered the apartment it was small a one bedroom studio. It kind of reminded Sakura of Naruto's except this place was much much much cleaner. Luffy went straight to the fridge only to see it hadn't been filled and whined in disappointment before saying he had to go to the bathroom. While Nami stripped out of Luffy's cardigan her Bikini top wasn't going to work here people were much too… prudish she would have to buy something more appropriate as to not draw unwanted attention as she had done earlier. She was about to pull off more of her clothes but then noticed she had one too many of an audience.
"Umm Sakura… I really appreciate everything you did today but Luffy and I need some time to settle into this place." Nami said as she looked to the pink shinobi who was blinking heavily and looked confused.
"But I thought you both said you would stay at my place and then you said you would rather stay in a park because of my parents and now we have our own place and you want me to go home? I wanna stay and have a sleep over with you and Luffy." Sakura slurred as she began stripping out of her clothes. Nami's eyes widened it was Vivi all over again she thought. Nami hadnt been so happy when Vivi announced her feelings about Luffy to her but couldnt be mad since no one in the crew had know about Luffy and her's relationship. Nami said she would lend Luffy to her only if she could increase the debt against Vivi. Little did she know Vivi was flat broke and there would be no reward for their actions but Nami got over it and somehow the three of them had developed a Menage a Trios. But then Vivi stayed.. It hurt Luffy and Nami the most but it was her decision and they respected it, their last night together had been desperately passionate trying to wrap up all the emotions they wouldnt be able to express again. Now here Sakura stood heavily drunk but there was some truth in her eyes there was a need a want, Nami breifly considered humoring the girl but stopped knowing that it would only end in pain for Luffy and her again.
She tried to stop the Shinobi but she was very strong and was in her bra and panties in moments. Her bust was bigger than Nami had thought but the main attraction to Sakura was obviously her well-shaped ass. Nami's eyes shadowed in lust briefly bfore shaking it off and looking away as the pink haired shinobi continued to strip. Before Nami could think Sakura stood in front of her naked her pink nipples matched her pink tuft of hair bellow.
"What do you think Nami? I've never had any complaints and Lady Tsunade taught me all about the art of love… Let me stay please… I don't want to be alone any longer… Sasuke why did you leave I… I wanted to be with you… I needed you… I wasn't wasn't good enough…" Sakura said as her head spun and she collapsed with a sob. Nami had caught her before she fell too far but Sakura's skin rubbing her own bare belly wasn't helping. Nami laid Sakura down on the couch and saw that she had already passed out. Nami rubbed the tears off Sakura's face quickly dressed the girl with as little contact and looking as possible.
"That was too close… sweet dreams Sakura." Nami said as she heard the shower turn on in the other room Luffy was showering had it already been a week. Nami stripped out of the rest of her clothes and headed to meet the rubber man in the water. She had a lot of tension to relieve and the rubber man never disappointed.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Outside 1 hour later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"FUCK! Are you serious? Sakura you whore!... You just take and take… Till… Till there's nothing left first Sasuke then Sai then Naruto and now Luffy! Damn you! Pink haired big foreheaded bitch! I'll hate you forever! Its soo fucking cold out here! Ugh I didn't need to follow her ass all the way out here and wait an hour to know she was a slut! Ugh I'm tired of sloppy seconds from that bitch… Im going to be the first to fuck Choji and Shino! Wait no one wants to fuck those two… ugh fuck it I'm going for Luffy anyway and theres nothing forehead bitch or that big breasted witch can do about it!" Ino ranted as she pulled herself out of the bush she had been hiding in and stomped home.
A/N now i know that was abit OoC towards the end but they were drunk so meh :P anyway hoped u all enjoyed and i wanted to let everyone know I'm looking for a Beta i lost my last one due to lack of updates lol ok so yeah theres that anyway im gonna try and update at least once a week and dont worry this light and fluffy chapter will not be a habit darkness death and maybe smex await ^-^ later