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"Demon/Monster-Hollow"

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"In my life, I've been called a lot of things. Demon, monster... fox. Even now, at first glance, people think I'm a monster. I hope that I can one day pass on knowing somebody called me a hero..."

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Naruto walked into the classroom just in time to hear a conversation going on. Ichigo and his friends were talking about yesterday. Turns out, they all felt that last attack. Naruto let out a small smirk and looked at the teacher. He was new, the last one quit her job after dealing with Naruto's pranks for too long. Currently, said teacher was removing several tacs from his rear end. He sat down again only for a part of the ceiling to give way and a masive pile of garbage buried the poor teacher. Naruto grinned and laughed.

After a few seconds he noticed something. Everybody was glaring at him. Naruto nervously laughed as the teacher walked out of the room to clean himself and quit his job.

Then it hit them. The smell. That horrible, awful stench. Students started to clear out of the room. Soon, only Naruto was left.

He fungered a string that was currently tied around his forefinger. He pulled it torwards him slightly.

The tiles underneath the garbage moved out of the way and the filth fell to the lower floor. Then, they flipped over. It looked like there was never a mess.

Naruto took out some air fresheners, ramen scented, and set them up all over the room.

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"The amount of energy that was released yesterday was nothing less than impossible." Uryū stated.

"But, that energy was released and we've got to find out whatever did that. It was enough to cause that giant Hollow to show up!" said Ichigo.

"We could try Urahara-san's shop."suggested Rukia.

Chad and Orihime gave her a confused glance.

"We'll explain on the way." said Ichigo.

"Say, what're you talking about? Wait... more importantly, why wasn't I invited?" asked a voice.

The group of friends stiffened and slowly turned to see the one person who would cause possibly the most trouble imagineable. Uzumaki Naruto was looking at them.

"It's nothing! We just formed a club and are meeting at an average, normal candy shop." lied Ichigo.

Naruto blinked twice. "Pretty wierd club if you ask me." said Naruto shrugging and turning around. "Oh, by the way. What's a Hollow?" asked Naruto.

The group's blood ran cold.

"Is that the name of your group? Hollows? It makes sense, several people who are part of a whole. So, you obviously meant the energy of excitement spread from an unknown member of your club. That would mean that your club could be really big. So, another play on words comes to mind. Meaning 'big' for you 'Hollow' club members must mean one of those people who started this whole thing. But, I'm too lazy to really join something like that. You go on your merry way. Oh, and, don't worry. Your club is probably a secret and I respect those. I promise I won't say a word of this to anyone, and I never go back on a promise." finished Naruto.

The group just blinked.

"Well, you got us. I trust you won't say a word of this to anyone?" asked Uryū playing the role of a club member.

"I promised didn't I?" said Naruto with a big grin.

He then turned and left, a shocked group still trying to recover.

"Damn, that kid's smart. If he was spiritually aware, we'd be in trouble." said Rukia.

The group nodded their heads in conformation. Too close.

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Naruto was sleeping peacefully in a futon inside of one of the Urahara shop's spare rooms.

Then he heard it.

"Urahara-teme, what the fuck could you have done?" mumbled an angry blond, who had, until now, been enjoying his sleep.

He got up and out of bed. Got dressed. Walked into the room and... And he saw a battered and beaten Kurosaki Ichigo.

"Kuso! What the hell happened Kisuke?!" yelled Naruto.

He was really angry. The last time he called Urahara Kisuke by his irst name was when he caught Kisuke selling porn magazines to little kids.

It was one of the most frightening moments of Kisuke's life. Naruto had tested his newest attack against the poor guy and almost killed him (A/N: See Ch. II).

Moral of the story: don't piss Naruto off.

"Soul Society came to retrieve Rukia." Kisuke said slightly nervous.

"Well that's perfect... just perfect..." said Naruto. Kisuke wasn't sure whether Naruto was being honest or sarcastic.

"Really?" asked Kisuke.

"Actually, yes. I need informants in Soul Society and this just might be the oppurtunity I've been waiting for. Also, if we're going to do what I think we're going to do... then, I'll be the first Hollow to ever enter the Seiretei. No, not just the Seiretei, Soul Societ in general!" Naruto started to drool over the thought. "Anyway, we've got to stabalize his condition. I'll go get Tessai-san."

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If it weren't for Tessai, Ichigo would have died. But, he wasn't ready to accept a life without Rukia. No way in hell.

"How do I become a Shinigami again?" asked Ichigo to Kisuke.

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One Month Later

Training was hard... but, it was rewarding.

"Alright, I've got a few friends coming to meet you four on your little journey to the Seiretei. This," he said gesturing towards a cat, "Is Yoruichi. Now, where's the other one..."

"Hello world!" yelled a voice from behind the entire group.

Everyone except Yoruichi and Kisuke paled. They turned to look and saw...

"Yo."

Uzumaki Naruto...

"What?!" exclaimed Ichigo. "He's spiritually aware?!"

"You can get rid of the gigai now." said Kisuke.

Naruto looked down, "Why do you always have to ruin my fun?" he asked.

"Well, we've got something to do. So, make the greeting short."

"Fine, Urahara-teme." there was a small flash and the figure that holding the gigai looked completely different from what they were expecting.

His hair style was the same, but, it had red and black highlights and was a darker shade of yellow.

He had a black fox-skull mask, broken so that his cheeks, forehead, and the top half of his slitted-sapphire eyes.

He had an open, black cloak with red clouds outlined white.

Underneath it he wore an orange and black outfit.

He had two swords the same size of Ichigo's unreleased blade on his back.

(A/N: Same outfit as chapters 1 and II.)

"Uzumaki Naruto, Kitsune-Hollow. At your service." he said with a mock-bow.

When he got up, he noticed that all of the group, except for Yoruichi and Kisuke, had their weapons poised to strike and destroy. Naruto's eyebrow twitched.

"OK, Urahara-teme. Are you just going to stand there and be your old, perverted scientist self? Or are you going to call off your dogs?" said Naruto.

Their weapons tensed and they became even more prepared to kill him.

Naruto sighed, "You know, those attacks aren't going to work..." He noticed that they showed no signs of hesitation if he tried anything.

These kids were really on edge.

:I'd might as well show them... but, still... this is going to hurt like a fuckin' bitch!: Naruto thought. "From left to right. Orihime, your brother was a worthless scumbag that deserved death, same with your mom and your grandpa, Strawberry and Quincy-bitch respectively. Chad, you're a sad, scared, little, cowardly Mexican who'll never be able to see things through."

They each unleashed their most powerful attacks on him, right off the bat... It gave tell-tale signs that he had been killed by the Quincy's arrow...

Then his body reformed to what it was before he was attacked.

"There, now you know. I'm unslayable, unkillable, and, thus, I'm invincible... well, sort of. I hope you each realize I only said those things to demonstrate my invulnerability. I didn't mean a word of it." said Naruto.

"You Sick Fuck! You think you can play with emotions like that?! Because of some of those things you mentioned, we're alone in the world!" exclaimed Ichigo.

Kisuke winced, an action noticed by Uryū. He looked at Naruto, who now had an air of seriousness around him and took a few steps back.

"Alone? Alone?! You think you're alone?! At least you knew your parents! At least you have two sisters and a father! I never knew my parents! My life, growing up, was a living hell! From the time I was 3 years old, people attacked me. Hell, everybody in my entire village wanted me dead. But, I'd always just jump back up. Here's my schedule when I was only 4 years old. Get up early. Run from place to place, sticking to the shadows. Go to the Ramen stand unnoticed. Get the shit beaten out of me. Have all the children run away from me because their parents told them I was a demon. Then, finally, return to my rundown, old apartment that has been either burned to the ground or vandalized again. You know what one parent told me when I tried to play with her daughter? 'You demon filth. I won't allow you to poison the mind of my child. Go die somewhere.' Oh here's another favorite, 'Hey it's the demon. Let's kill him before he does anything to harm our village.' You know? I was thrown out of the orphanage when I was 5. I couldn't take two steps without receiving a punch to the gut and somebody spitting in my face. Sometimes I'd get cornered inside of allies by mobs of people. All they wanted to do was strike me. Here's some of my medical reports.

"3 years old- broken legs, fractured left forearm. 3rd degree burns covering most of the body. Fractured skull, possible concusion. Released next day.

"4 years old- poisoned, several stab wounds, three fingers cut off. Left femur, shattered. Several broken ribs. Internal bleeding. Released next day.

"5 years old- impaled by a rusty pipe. Arms and legs shattered. Severe burns to the chest. Released next day.

"6 years old... Well, I was in a coma for about a month, not sure what happened really. One minute, I'm enjoying the sunset from the village monument. The next, I'm thrown from the top of a mountain.

"7 years old- this was a personal favorite of mine. I was going to the doctors for my daily check-up and they stabbed me in several places and crashed me through a window. I was already released.

"8 years old- I was attacked and mauled by several dogs. I needed an organ doner... so they thought 'Hey, it's the Demon Child. Give him some random animal organ. That's more than he deserves.'

"9 years old- crucified in front of the town and almost burned to death. Later found to be possibly suicidal.

"10 years old- throat and wrists slit by an uknown assassin. Remarkable recovery, released next day.

"11 years old- I was in a critical condition and my machine was unplugged by the doctors six times.

"12 years old- massive beating. Severe physical and mental trauma.

"I finally died when I was 13. My closest friend stabbed me in the heart. One of my only friend, might I add. I'll bet any sum of money that the people of my home had a festival because I was finally dead." Naruto ended. "Now, if we're going to save Rukia-san, we'd better get moving." said Naruto, grinning again.

Uryū picked this time to speak to Naruto. "How is it that you were able to survive so many situations like that?"

Naruto simply took out a knife and cut his palm with it, the cut healing almost instantly.

"I have a very good healing ability, but, even it has limitations. Otherwise, I'd be alive right now!" said Naruto with a grin.

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End of Ch. III

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