A/N Yo, wazzup! Anyway, here the third chapter. By the way, you learn that I am a huge Yaoi fan. Its something that is really hard not to like. Also, I might change the title. It most likely will change to Ouran's WTF. Tell me if I should change it or not.
Chapter 3: Arriving at Ouran
On the way to the mansion, Sabrina was explaining about the school. I look out the window at all the houses we are passing by. Then I remember that we can't speak Japanese. Of course, if they piss me of I can always curse them in they're own language.
"Um, you guys, we don't know how to speak Japanese," I say.
"Don't worry! I'm your translater and your mouth until your able to speak and understand," Sabrina says. We nod in unison.
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We arrive at the mansion and am surprised to see Onee-chan there.
"Onee-chan!" screams Momo. We all run(except me. Shoes remember.) towards Onee-chan. We call her Onee-chan because she's like a big sister to us.
"Ohayo," Onee-chan says. I notice she isn't wearing a Ouran uniform. She notices that I'm staring at her, confused and says,"I don't attend the highschool. I go to Ouran University."
"Oh," I say. We walk into the mansion. Hot damn, I think. This place is HUGE! The stairs were like Ciel Phantomhive's, right in the middle of the back wall, splitting into two different stair cases. The rest looked like the Victorian Era. It was pretty.
"Follow me," Sabrina says. We follow her up the left staircase and down a dark hall.
"Do you three want to share a room or have separate rooms?"
I would like to have a different room, but Kira has the other option in mind.
"Do you two want to share?" Kira asks. I don't say anything because its my personalitly to follow what my friends do. Momo and I nod." Okay, we'll share!"
"Alright then. Here is your room," Sabrina says opening a door. It was gorgous! There were three beds, each the color of our dresses(Its kinds creepy how it matched). They were mahgony bed posts with curtains surrounding them. Momo jumps into her purple and black bed while I sit on my blue one. It was so plush.
"You like?"
"Damn straight," I say. I notice the sheets are made of silk. VERY soft silk.
"We should go to school now," says Kira.
"I don't want to. I want to stay here," says Momo, faceplanting into the bed.
"Come on. First day, have to find the Host Club quickly," I say dragging Momo of the bed. She meows.
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We arrive at school and am greeted with stares. As we walk towards the enterance, everyone clears a path for us like we are royalty. Which we're not! We are normal! Except our clothes, out hair... okay we aren't normal.
"I have to go take care of something," says Sabrina. She walks away smiling. I turn to my friends.
"Okay, let's make our way to Musiv Room 3," I say.
"Why?" asks Kira.
"Because that's where the Host Club is," I say. We make our way towards Music Room 3. We finally find it.
"You do know we are going to be hit by flower petals," says Kira. I nod.
"We won't understand what they are saying," says Momo. I nod again. I take hold of the door handle. I push open the door.
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Have you ever been hit head on with rose petals? Let me tell you, not as pleasent as it sounds. After we pass the rose petals of death we all look straight at the Host Club. They are more gorgous than ever! Like ohmifuckingGod gorgous. I almost fall over.
"Hello fair maidens," says the blonde in the middle. We all know its Tamaki Souh but we don't say so. Tamaki hands Kira a rose. I'm thinking, as well as Momo, Lucky bitch. "So what brings you to the Host Club this fine morning?" says Tamaki. I notice Haruhi rolling her eyes.
Momo speaks up,"Well, we are new here and we heard that there is a Host Club here so we thought it would be cool to come it out" Then, I notice something. Tamaki was speaking English. WTF.
"How do you know English," I ask. I just get stared at. Even my friends are looking at me like I'm a Loony TOON! " Have you not noticed? He spoke English!"
"We noticed. Just didn't care," says Kira.
"Baka, Momiji-chan," Momo says putting her hands on her hips. I glance at the Host Club. I see Honey-senpai on Mori's shoulder's. I hold back a fangirl squeal. Then I hit Momo upside her head. The Host Club seemed quite surprised, apparent by there faces. Kira just stood there like it was normal. Which it was.
"Don't call me baka,' I say. I feel something tug on my skirt. I look over to see Honey looking up at me. Oh my God do I want to glomp him.
"What's your name? I'm Mitsukuni Haniozuka, but you can me Honey," he says. Stop being adorable, I think. Momo and Kira gently put there hands on my shoulders so I don't glomp him.
"I'm Ana," I say smiling.
"But she called you Momiji-chan," Honey said with the most adorable confused face ever.
"Oh, that's my nickname," I say.
"Oh! Okay! Who are they? Do you all like cake!?" he asks quickly.
"This here is Miranda, but she goes by Momo-chan," I say gesturing to Momo,"and this is Angela, but call her Kira," gesturing to Kira.
"And we all love cake," we say together. I see the twins glaring at us. Don't know why, but I have a feeling they don't like us.
"Yay! Would you like some," asks Honey in an overly adorable voice.
"Of course," says Kira. We follow Honey over to a already set table. I look over to see Momo glarng at Kyoya. I already know what she's thinking. He already knows everything about us from the day we were born. I turn back to the table and notice that its Royal Albert China. My Nana used have a lot of Royal Albert. The door opens, but I already know who it is.
"Oh, there you are!" says Sabrina walking toward us," is that cake!?"
"Hi Sa-chan," says Honey. He takes a big bite of cake. My eyes widen a bit at how he can do that. Creepy shit.
"HI Honey! Mind if I join you," aks Sabrina. Honey shakes his head. Sabrina sits down next to me. I look down at the cake. I already love the cake just by looking at it. Its chocolate,with little frosting flowers bordering the edge. It has thin chocolate shavings on top. This was my most favorite cake in the entire world. I wonder how they know. Momo and Kira look at me, staring at the cake. They knew, unless with company, the cake would be gone in one second flat.
"You alright," they ask. I jump out of my trance. I nod, taking tiny bites of the cake, savoring it. Lord, I'm in heaven. I guess I didn't notice how fast I was eating those tiny bites, because the next thing I know the cake disappeared. Sads.
"How did you do that?" asks a voice from behind me. I turn to see Haruhi.
"Do what?"
"Eat cake faster than Honey-senpai. Even when he takes it in all at once," she says flatly. Uh...
"Its her favorite cake," says Kyoya typing on his little laptop. My friends and I jump when he says that. We turn and look at him.
"H-how did you know that?" I ask. I already know.
"I have my resources," he says, not looking up from the laptop. I don't know why, but he really pisses me off when he says that. I stand up.
"Well, what are those resources," I ask crossing my arms over my chest. Everybody's eyes widen.
"Sit down, Momiji," says Momo quietly.
"Crazy guy knows everything. Deal with it," Kira says," so sit yo ass down." She tugs on my arm.
"No. I want an actual answer," I say. Kira and Momo look at each other and nod.
"Sit down or no Yaoi," they say sternly. Crap. I sit down immediatly. I was not going to lose my Yaoi. CielxAlois was my favorite Yaoi couple. Next was OzxCiel. I blush profusly.
"Oh, we should head yo class," says Sabrina. My friends and I stand up. We thank them for the cake and leave.
A/N Thanks for reading. Any questions just PM me or put it in reviews.