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A/N:
Fred: Oh hi George!
George: Hi Fred!
Fred: I wonder what's going to happen in this chapter!
George: I don't know, but I don't think we're in it!
Fred: What? We should be!
Me: Ha ha ha!
Fred: Meanie.
I can't believe I only got a flame last chapter :( You guys need to try harder! I work hard on these stories and I'm thinking about quitting unless you give me good reviews. It's not like I get paid for writing these, or anything, so I don't understand why people flame my stories. If you don't like them, no one is making you read them, so don't flame me OK? You can't tell me I suck. That's mean. I have a right to write just like everyone else! It's in the Constitution! Read the constitution, OK? (If you aren't American then this doesn't mean you.)
Don't tell me Krystalynne is a Mary Sue! I did a Google and she isn't because she isn't me! I'm not blonde and Krystalynne is, OK? And also, I'm not a vampire (but she doesn;t know she's a vampire yet) witch veela Auror! Krystalynne is way more perfect than I am so she can't be me!
Anyway, please read and review! I hope you like it!

"OH NO!" announced Dumbledore and then everyone looked at him because he had announced it loudly and also because he sparkled now that he was a vampire. "I have realized something that is VERY VERY IMPORTANT!"
"Oh no!" Said everyone unhappily back to him. "What is it?"
Dumbledore dramatically jumped on the broken Jeep and screamed. "SNOWGLOBE IS THE DAUGHTER OF VOLDEMORT!" He screamed loudly and he stood on the Jeep even though Carlisle had not said he could stand on the Jeep because Carlisle was dead. "Oops sorry." he said sadly. "I am getting footprints on your jeep." And he got off the jeep then, and stood on the ground where everyone else was standing except for Krystalynne who was lying down and bleeding a lot.
"Oh no!" said Harry! "Now I will have to kill her!"
"Yes you will!" Dumbledore exclaimed sadly. "Even though she is my best friend and she eats lemon drops!" An angry look went onto his face then. "I am sad because my student is in trouble!" he said. "I must save my students!" Then Dumbledore waved his wand which was in his pocket and he did a spell. He was a Vampire so he sparkled a lot while he did it! The spell sparkled too because it was a magic spell. Then he turned into a super wizard! "This is the Elder Wand" he said wisely. "I will use it to save Crystalynne Snowfall Riddle Cullen."
"Hooray!" said Edward, even though he did not know what an Elder Wand was because he had only been a wizard since dinner.
"Hooray!" said everyone else too.
Dumbledore waved the wand a lot. More magic happened! But nothing happened.
"Oh no!" said Dumbledore. "The Elder Wand does not work!" And he broke the Elder Wand, which broke in half. He cried limpid tears then because he knew that he would not save Krystalynne, who was his friend, and he liked to save his friends because it made him happy that his friends were not dead. But he could not save her from Harry. His wand was broken.
It was very sad.
Then suddenly………….the window broke and Aro came in with Voldemort!
"Hello." Said Aro! "This is Voldemort."
"Oh no!" said Harry! "I must avenge my parents!"
"No thank you." said Aro. "We are here to help."
"Hooray!" Said Dumbledore. "Sharing is caring."
"Yes it is." Said Aro. Then he picked Dumbledore's wand up and put it back together so it worked now. "Now save Krystalynne." He said!
"OK" said Dumbledore. He did magic then. It was good magic because he was a Super Wizard and also a vampire! "AVADA KEDAVRA!" he said. Then Harry Potter died and fell over and then the Jeep ran him over.
"Oh no!" said Dumbledore. "Harry Potter is dead? How will we save the world now?"
"You cannot save the world any more old man." Said Voldemort evilly. "I can take it over now! Ha ha ha ha ha!" He laughed and then he left in the Jeep.
"Oh no!" said Edward. "My dad will be angry when he sees that we lost his jeep!"
"Your dad is dead." said Aro. "I am your dad now!"
"Oh no!" Edward shouted again. Then he did magic with his wand. "Imperio!" he said. Aro screamed a lot because it hurt to be tortured.
"Stop!" cried Krystalynne sadly and Edward stopped even though he liked torture a lot.
"Why did you make me stop?" Edward said angrily.
"Because I know he is good really." Said Krystalynne wisely. "Even though he is a Volturi." She said kindly.
"I am not good!" shouted Aro! "I am evil!" Then he shouted "I am evil!" again.
"Oh no" said Dumbledore. "An evil person! I must defeat the evil person! And so must Harry!"
But Harry was dead.
"You silly old coot" Voldemort says. "Harry James Potter was run over by a jeep!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?" said Dumbledore sadly. He got into the jeep and ran Aro over but it did not work, because Aro was a vampire, even if Dumbledore was also a vampire, because the jeep was not a vampire. There was a hole in the bumper then and it was shaped like Aro. Voldemort died though because he had been run over and he was a wizard not a vampire.
"Hooray!" said everyone. "Voldemort is dead!"
"Hooray." Shouted Dumbledore. "I am a murderer now!"
"Dumbles!" said Krystalynne angrily. "Your under arrest!" She put on her Auror clothes and her pointy wizard hat then.
"WAIT" said Dumbledore. "VOLDEMORT IS YOUR FATHER"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO" said Krystalynne and she was even sadder and more angry because she did not want to be the daughter of the man who had killed so many many people.

Another cliffhanger!
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