Cina takes me outside to the carrage where Peita looks haut and catnis looks just like me.

"You arsehole how dare you dress us the same" I slap cinna

"That bitch is a man stealer she wants my haut Peita" I accuse the ugly goth catnis.

Then to make her Jelous I go and French kiss Peita and he touches my butt, and I touch his you know what. An we make out passionately while wezre on fire and we look haut (geddit, fire, haut)

Then as I was kissing Peita, pink haired Effie comes and seperates us, (cuz she in love wid Kim) but she makes sureag to touch my fake boobs

"You can't be so slutty in the chariots" she tells me "it's not good for your sponsors"

"Eff you Effie" (geddit?) I tell her,

then pull her wig off. She cries pink tears and runs away. I glare at catnis and get on the chariot.

Cina puts us in fake fire and white horses pull us. We are pulled in and the people gasp when they see us.

I feel uuncomfortable being so covered up so I take off my top (it was ugly anyways) So I'm jjust wearing mii la senza hot pink bra that's on fire and the people gasp at my hautness.

Then I frenching kiss Peita, and touch him and catnis gets Jelous and cries tears of blood (cuz she's a goth) We stop and the people scream "district 12! District 12! District 12!" They love me, ffinally my boob job paid off.

Then to make them happier I French kiss Peita and touch his area and make him haut and horny, we were about to have you know what, but Effie stopped us (cuz she a Jelous bich) The the people say awwww an I'm all happy and catnis is sad. Her black eyeliner runs down her face and she cries more tears of blood.

Then the president snowy comes on stage with his pink beard and purple eyelashes and tells everyone in a gay way that he loves them.

Then he winks at Peita (they had it the last night) so I stick my middle finger at him. Everyone gasps and I love it and fix my pink bra that on fire. Then he says may the odd be in your ever in your favour or somethin and we get taken back go our living areas.

At the living area Bald pink Effie says "your interviews are tommorow, and cinna will get you ready"

"NO, that fugly bitch made me dress all goth he ain't not dressin me" I tell her angrily and my blush gets red.

She ignores me Then she has the nerve to touch my butt when I leave, I slap her and fix my breasts. She gasps in an ugly way and I walk away hautly.

I gasp when I get to golden lipstick cina (she hates golden lipstick , duhh) he has the ugliest dress picked out for me. It's black and looks emo and goth. I slap him and kick his nuts which are hairy (dats for u bee)
"Are you cray cray" I tell him angry " I ain't wearing that shut" Then kicking him makes him horny and he tries to make a move on me with his ugly you know what, but I slap him again. Stupid idiot. So I get forced to wear the ugly dress. But take scissors and lower the neck line, so my big fake haut boobs show. I look sort of haut and I make him horny again, this time I use to scissors and almost cut his you know what.

But then A cute tribute comes in, and he's naked, and you could see his you know what. So I go to him and we have a hot time in the changing room, I get on him and act all slutty, and he loves it. He starts gasping and I gasp and we both make a lot of haut noises. (Dem haut noises ;)) He touches all over me and my body gets hauteur and he gets sexier.

The noises cause pink haired Effie to come in and she screams, but keeps staring at my fake bobs again, so I tell her to eff off. But she tells me my interview is next. So I get dressed again but I kiss the tribute everywhere first.