Chapter 3- Jack Starr

AN: Italics are JD's thoughts

JD braced himself for the combined force of Dr's Cox and Kelso rage towards his blunder. Through tightly clamped eyes, JD dared to peek but instead of the flaming wrath from the two doctors all he heard was,

"What's going on Bobbie?" moaned Dr. Cox.

"That's weird" thought JD "Dr. Cox never calls anyone by their first name…not even Jordan!"

"I don't know Perry" grunted Dr. Kelso as he tried to shift Cox's body off his own. "Do you mind moving you fat ass offa me?"

"Oh no. Please no!" moaned Dr. Cox.

"What's worse then cracking your head and having your best friend land on top of you?" gasped Dr. Kelso as Cox had moved and was now sitting on the floor. Now he was able to breathe, and sat up to look at Dr. Cox.

"Oh! I've spilt my coffee" cried Cox looking at the empty polystyrene cup lying on the floor. "Starr's gonna go mental at me!"

They both where still looking at each other, the thoughts running through their head were of pure fear and dread.

"We'll just have to keep outta his way for the rest of the day." advised Kelso. "Luckily we don't have to report to him until the end of the day." He continued "We have our evaluations today. Which also means…" he paused "No rounds!"

Dun-dun dun-dun came 'eye of the tiger' which sang from JD's pager.

"What now?" thought JD to himself as he glanced down at his singing accessory.

Dr Cox and Kelso slowly turned round to face JD, who standing in the door way. He was staring down in annoyance at his pager. But nothing in eternity would have prepared JD for what happened next.

The colour drained from Cox and Kelso's faces

"On the count of three" whispered Cox with a smile that could have fooled a viper.

"Jack Starr..." JD then looked to the heavens"I just left that guy! I wish he would stop paging me!"he thought as he fumbled with it to stop eye of the tiger reaching the chorus. At that point Dr Cox tried to sing along to it.

"What we gonna do on 3?" hissed Dr Kelso

"We make a break for it before he sees us." Cox whispered "He's still looking at his pager dumb ass! He hasn't seen us yet!" they slowly started creeping backwards trying to get out of whom they thought was Jack Starr's sight. "Three!"

As he and Kelso darted passed JD, he looked up and felt like he was back in high school, in the middle of playing American football and about to be smashed into by the school jocks.