Kayz here it is sorry it took a while but…school…..

A big thank you to Hentai-Goddess for giving me the idea that was so brilliant and yet so simple that I kick myself (AND MY FRIENDS! lol) for not having thought of it before.

And Tina darling I REFUSE to take your blood!!!!!

DISCLAIMER: I do not own them I'm just borrowing for my own sick twisted purposes ROFL!

This chapter contains MATURE content

Hot Fudge Dreams

Urahara stood in his storage room hiding. He was beginning to worry, she hadn't followed him….this could be a bad sign. He wondered whether it had been worth it. All he was left with was a raging hard-on and a VERY pissed off Yoruichi (which equals certain doom) but as he thought back to the look on her face….

'Yes,' he thought, 'it was definitely worth it.'

Then, he heard the shoten door open and close. She was probably going off somewhere to plot the revenge that was sure to come.

'Ah well,' he sighed to himself, 'best not to dwell on the inevitable.'

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The next morning, it was Kisuke who was awakened to a most delicious smell. The smell of chocolate—hot fudge to be exact. He stretched and basked in the wonderful scent.

When he looked up, he found a very naked Yoruichi standing in his doorway with a bowl of hot fudge in one hand, stirring it with a finger from the next. She brought her finger -causing his breath to hitch- and licked the chocolate off tantalizingly slow, such that Kisuke couldn't help the tongue that darting out to wet his own lips.

She walked over to his bed and sat on the edge, his eyes following her every movement as she trailed a chocolate-covered finger across her chest and down her stomach.

He made to crawl towards her but was stopped by her foot in his chest.

"No touching." She said with an evil smirk.

He swallowed, his mouth suddenly very dry and all the blood in his body seemed to be rapidly heading south.

His heart rate tripled as she began to drizzle hot fudge all over her body, rubbing it around with her fingers and licking it off.

He couldn't take it anymore. He lunged forward and started licking and sucking chocolate off of her breasts and stomach, running his hands up and down her sides.

Yoruichi held back a moan and grinned. This was what she had been waiting for. She'd enjoy it for just a few seconds longer before….

Urahara nearly jumped out his skin when he heard a deep, male chuckling coming underneath him. He closed his mouth only to find that his tongue was, quite literally, furry.

His eyes widened as he gaped down at the chocolate covered cat that just laughed at him and nuzzled under his neck before strutting out of his room.

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He sat there in shock with a mouthful of black fur for about 15 minutes. She was good, he had to give her that. Although, he shouldn't have been so surprised…she always was and he should have seen it coming.

'Oh well.' Thought Kisuke, he knew when to accept defeat and move on. He got up and followed her reiatsu to his bathroom.

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Yoruichi was relaxing in a nice hot steamy bath in Kisuke's western-style Jacuzzi with a smile on her face.

"I was wondering what was taking you so long." She said as he entered the room.

"I needed time to recover my Yoru-san." He chuckled. She moved forward so that he could get in behind her.

He wrapped his arms around her waist and kissed her neck.

"So are we even now?" he asked.

"Hmmm," she thought for a moment, "I feel like I'm letting you off easy but I suppose we can call it a truce for now."

"Good." He said sucking on the spot behind her ear causing her to moan and lean back into him. One of his hands moved up to play with her breasts while the other slid between her legs and stroked her. Even in the water he could feel how wet she was but she wasn't the only one. She could feel his length pressing against her back.

She turned her head to kiss him, sliding her tongue into his mouth while he continued to tease her. She snaked her hand between them and grabbed his stiff member in her hand and began stroking it and he whispered her name against her lips before kissing her again.

Kisuke's quickened his pace, rubbing faster and squeezing her nipples harder. She moaned and nibbled on his lips. It was all she could do to keep from bucking against his hand.

"Kisuke." She gasped as he thrust two fingers inside of her, sliding them in and out causing her to tighten her grip on him, stroking harder.

His movements slowed.

"Hold on." He said picking her up. She whimpered at the removal of his fingers and he flash-stepped the two of them to his bed, not even bothering to dry them off.

Their wet, slippery bodies slid against each other as they touched, kissed and licked every inch of skin they could reach. After two days of teasing each other they needed this—BAD!

"Kisuke," she moaned as he placed wet kisses all over her flat stomach, "I want you…..inside me….NOW!"

"Thought you'd never ask." grinned Kisuke. He wasted no time, thrusting inside her hard and deep, earning a low growl from Yoruichi. He stopped for a second to let the shiver run through his body and then continued to thrust into her.

She ran her hands over his chest as he slid deep inside of her, releasing all of the tension that had built up in the last two days. She threw her head back and he took the opportunity to take one of her nipples into his mouth as he slammed into her.

"Kisu…" she screamed, "Im..gonna…" just as she said it, her body trembled, she dug her nails into his shoulders and he felt her walls clench around him.

This was too much. He gave one last, hard thrust before groaning her name, riding out the waves of ecstasy as he came inside of her.

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"Mmph," came Yoruichi's voice from under Kisuke a few minutes later. He had slumped onto her.

"Sorry," Kisuke apologized as he rolled off of her, pulling her on top of him. "That was good."

"Yeah," she agreed, still slightly out of breath, "maybe we should do this more often." She added with an uncharacteristic giggle.

There was no answer…..save for Kisuke's light snoring. Yoruichi just rolled her eyes and laid her head on his chest.

Well, there you have it. Did you like it? Did ya love it? Let me know…review….you know u wanna lol

Also as I was writing this I got this strange idea to make Yoruichi pregnant at some point but I'm not sure so let me know what u think about that anddddd in the next chapter Tessai and the kids will be returning (what fun!!!! HAHA) all suggestions are appreciated as always.

Thank yehz for reading D