Here's another chapter to this one. Sorry it's been so long on the update, but I've been working on a number of stories and this one sat for a while. I hope you enjoy it. Gregg.
Disclaimer: I don't own, or profit from, these characters or franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Hodgins peered around the corner of the tree he was behind and checked to see if that nut Billy was anywhere to be seen. Not seeing anyone he whipped out his cell phone and punched in a number. Praying that the signal would get through, he held his breath.
"Booth!" came the strident, and somewhat miffed voice of Seeley Booth.
"Dude!" Hodgins stage whispered. "Get your ass in the SUV, turn on the GPS, crank on the siren and get up here! I am in real trouble!"
"Has he tattooed your dick?"
"Hell no!" Hodgins said instantly. "It's worse! This sick psycho has two Eastern Diamondback rattlesnakes in the damn RV! He has those things in a tank next to the bed he has me in! Now get your Federal ass in gear and arrest this nutbar! He's trying to get me killed!"
"Kids stuff, Hodgins," Booth said firmly. "Call me when he has something serious like a black mamba or a puff adder. I'm sure he has some anti-venom in case your two new friends want to get up close and personal."
"Two new friends?" Hodgins shrieked as he held the phone from his ear not believing what he'd just heard. "Are you stoned? What's it going to take for you to do your damn job? I'm filing an official request here, Dude. I want this sick fucker arrested! I don't care if Ange makes sure I'm celibate the rest of my life!"
Booth leaned back against the head board of his and Bones' bed. Bones had just entered the bedroom totally naked and was in the process of giving him a rather enticing show. Max had their daughter for the weekend and he was making the most of it with Bones. But instead of being able to bound off the bed and have hot and heavy wild monkey sex with Bones he was stuck on the phone with that pansy Hodgins. Rattlesnakes. What a wimp!
"Well I don't have any desires to be celibate, Bug Man," Booth told him. "And this phone conversation is ruining my naked sweaty fun with Bones. Call me when you have a real problem."
Booth tossed the phone aside and leered at Bones who was crawling on the bed towards him, her succulent breasts swaying nicely as she did so. Bones' attention was riveted to his hard on. Junior was standing proud and tall, ready for some more project time.
"What was this about rattlesnakes?" Bones asked as she grasped Booth's hard on and began stroking his length languidly.
"Billy has a couple of Eastern Diamondbacks in a tank next to the bed Hodgins gets in the RV," Booth explained, not really wanting to talk about it now that Bones was starting up the festivities again.
"I'm sure Billy has anti-venom available in case of an incident," Bones said as she gave Booth's erection a stronger stroke.
"Let's not talk about Hodgins and Billy," Booth suggested. "I'd much rather concentrate on our weekend alone together."
"I concur," Bones said as she got a wicked grin on her face and lowered her head.
Hodgins needed a plan. He was so damn paranoid about what Billy was really planning that he was running through all the possibilities in his mind. He considered taking a chance and trying to get one of those damn rattlers out of the tank and let it curl up in Billy's bedding to give the freak a little bedtime present. Another option was to sneak one of the guns Billy had shown him and have a little friendly chat with the man about who was really in charge. Then a thoroughly evil thought occurred to him. He was a scientist, after all, and Billy deserved a first hand demonstration as to why he was King of the Lab. Oh, yeah. Things were beginning to look up.
Angela decided that a little preventive medicine was in order if she wanted to keep Hodgie out of jail. Picking up her cell phone she dialed a number she rarely used.
"Someone better be dying or close to it if you're interrupting my one day off of the week, Cherie," the Louisiana accented voice of a certain federal prosecutor came through loud and clear.
Angela chuckled. No wonder the boys were scared out of their minds when they had to approach Caroline for anything. The woman had the scary Matriarch role down pat.
"Actually Caroline how would you like to make a deal?" she asked.
"Did that Bug Man of yours kill that Music God Billy?" Caroline asked instantly.
"Not that I'm aware of, but he is camping with my Father for the next few days and I decided a little preemptive arrangements were in order," Angela replied.
"I would give my pension to be a fly on some tree watching Billy put that husband of yours through his paces," Caroline laughed.
"Actually I'm pretty sure that when my husband returns he will be even more determined to have my Father arrested and will bug you about it until the end of time," Angela told her. "I don't want Hodgie in jail because he ticks you off, so how about a deal between the two of us so you won't have Hodgie arrested?"
"What kind of deal, Cherie?" Caroline asked curiously.
"Dinner and an evening with my Father?" Angela bargained.
"An evening with that sexy man?" Caroline sounded like she was on the verge of swooning. "You've got yourself a deal, Cherie."
"Really?" Angela said, surprised that it was that easy. "No puckish side demanding something from me?"
"Now why would I demand a few moments of fun when I am going to have a whole evening of magic?" Caroline said rhetorically. "You just tell that Music God that his number one fan is waiting for her night to remember."
Angela almost died laughing when the phone went dead. Night to remember? Oh, boy! She sure hoped her Father was in a good mood when he and Hodgie returned! The whole thing brought images into her mind that she most definitely did not need. She recalled that Caroline wasn't married, so she had a feeling that Caroline was feeling a bit frisky at the notion of spending an evening with her favorite musician. Oh, well. At least Hodgie wouldn't wind up in jail for harassing a federal prosecutor. Smiling she turned to her son.
"Daddy is going to owe Mommy big time," she said as she picked Michael up and carried him into the bedroom to change him.
A/N: Just a filler, but one that has some fun moments with it. I hope you enjoyed this one. Gregg.