Authuors note: Your probably all wondering where the disclaimer is? well its in the summary, but if you didnt quite catch that here it is

I DO NOT OWN INUYASHA IT IS THE SOLE PROPERTY OF RUMIKO TAKAHASHI!

Chapter 3

Recap

kagome:inuyasha i will...

Continuation

:AHHHHHHHHHHHCHOUUUUUUUU

Inuyasha: What the hell was that?

Miroku: It was obviously someone snezing.

Inuyasha: Shut up monk i knew that!

Shippou: Im scared!

Inuyasha: Is that toad i smell? UGH

Jaken: THats jaken to you you insilent Filth of a - WACK

Inuyasha immediatly had jaken by the throat

Sesshomaru: Now, now, litlle brother i need my servent in one piece.

Inuyasha: GReat just what i need!

Rin: Kagome, Shippou how are you?

Shippou hi rin

Rin: Rin has missed you

Inuyasha: Great whos gonna come here next?

Miroku: Lots of beautiful woman im bikinis i hope Sigh

Sango: HENTAI! THUD

(I dont have to tell you what happened)(Do i?)

Miroku: .

Kagome: will he ever learn?

Miroku:DREAMING Yes bear my child preety lady. YOu will! O happy day

Yes i must make sure of it, push all the way cmon YESSSSSSS!

Everyone:O.O

Rin: Sesshomaru-sama, what exactly is the uncouncious monk doing?

Shippou: Probably doing something hentai.

Shippou: Most likely having sex.

Kagome:shippou who told you about BLUSH sex?

Rin: Whats Sex?

Everyone:Sweatdrop

Miroku: Did somebody say sex?

Miroku: because ill give you a thourout demonstration!

Inuyasha,Sesshomaru, Sango: YOu Dam Hentai! ARghhhhhhhh

SMACKCRASHTHUDBANGBOOMSIZZLE

SPLOOSH

Everyone(cept Miroku): WE understand the smack,crash, bang, boom, sizzle but what was the sploosh about

Sango: Take a look over there. Points towards a cliff

Inuyasha:AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA he fell off the cliff into the water!

20 minutes after non stop laughter

Shippou: Maybe shiori will come next?

Sango: Or Bounza?(Do they know about him)

Kagome:What if Kagura came here?

Kagura:INUYASHA!

Inuyasha: Speak of the devil!

Kagome: Hey i didnt even get to answer your proposal yet

Kouga: What proposal?

Inuyasha: None of your business flea-bag

Kouga: O ya muttface i could- wait kagura i will avenge my comrades in battle!

Kagura: umm kouga?

Kouga: WHAt?

Sango: Its already, been done

Kouga; Ohhhhhh!

Inuyasha: Well Kagura what the hell are you doing here?

Kagura: Cant i spend time with my mate?

Everyone:O.O !

Everyone: MATE!

Thats the end for now. i knew people would want sesshomaru here so i brought him in.

And if your wondering narakus dead and kaguras good now.