Authors note
we have come off our hiatus ! for a short time maybe!
ok so i think its in everyones best interest if we answer some of the reviews we've gotten on this here fanfiction. ok.
Guest
Painful to read.
and so was your comment
(so much pain)
Syrill
What the actual fuck did i read, could'nt stop laughing good job.
thank you so much! our goal is to make ppl laugh
30WaddleBuff
Please leave.
this is the greatest review weve ever gotten it made me laugh so hard thank you waddlebuff it was good advice coming from such an **accomplished* league of legends erotica author.
nnprovip
Great trolling masterpiece
thank you, although i assure you we are humans
Scientist
1/0 so great I broke the scale and had to divide by zero
found the nerd
heimerpenis
i could masturbate to this. ;))))
thats great heimerpenis, keep doing that it fuels us to write more
Annie Nomous
personally, I find your use of such vulgar language and typos as an innovative development in the fanfiction culture, and I hope many follow in your shining example. This story so far is the pinnacle of human creation and I find myself laying awake contemplating it's deeper meanings. I shudder with anticipation for the next chapter. Lastly, I want to thank you, you beautiful sentient being, for creating the greatest thing I've ever laid eyes upon
lol thnx
anon
i could seriously masturbate to this
you dont have to repeat yourself heimerdick
ok thats all for reviews lets get to the story ok
8==D~~~~~P ENISLY ~~~ON SWAIND PANTS~~~~~~
"holy fucking shit" said qu as the burrds flew away after their feast. she looked down at swain again. he was covered in bliss. but something seemed off about him. "oh yea" she thought. "his dicks gone"
suddenly, a wall of fire erupted in front of them. beatrice screamed into valors butt in fright. jarven saw someone he never had wanted to see again walk out from the flames! ! ! 1 1 1 !.
Jafar/Swan novel
chapter 3
everyone was cshocked. the burst of flames had ripped off harvan's eyebrows and the last of the remains of swain/s weenie. swain mourned for his dick, jarfan looked horrified into the fire. quaill looked like she was about to piss herself, which she did after a few moments. valor swwauaerked as beatrice screeched out swear words into his birdy arse. inseid the fire was . . . .. .. .. . .
a dragon ? ? ? / ?
no.
it was actuallyyY a teenage weeaboo and her bara brother. lux and garvan were bakc. everyone thoguht it was shyvana tho. hahahahahahhahahHAHA SUCKERS. yeah.
lux and gar gar assessed the situation. Garen's attention first went to swain, who was on the ground. garen looked at the naked man on the ground, who was pitifully crying without his giant monsterous godzilla titan tornado cock. garne shook his head sadly, a single tear running down his cheek. a single tear.
lux, on the other foot, saw only one thing: valor with beatric's beak in his booty. "OH MYF OGD ITIT S MY OTPT OMHMH YMHOHM OMM SO UPSTEM T OMGM I CLEITERETALLY CANN OT I CNANTNTON OMG OGMG" she LUNGED at the birds. valroar scremed. he tried to fly away, but the weitght of beatrice in his butt was too much. he was captured by lux.
meanwhile vayne had been happening to randomly pass by. when she saw the scene, she stopped with her mouth hung wide open. wide enough to hold like 7 dicks (jesus). she finally said one thing
"hahaha no nips jarvan." she said. jarban cried because it was true, he had no then exited the scene because she did not ever want to get near that again.
as she passed by quinn, she pulled out two pairs of scissors and HULK SMASHED THEM TOGETHER. "heh,,heheeeh" was all she said with a wonk.
peter quill screamed at this and also the loss of her berd. swain also was screaming abotu his weenie and the loss of hsis bird. wuth jarvan's help he pushed the door off of them. "i hathehet you but we need ot teemo up to take down this lil weeaboo bitch" quuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu said to swain. "i will halp/" jarenge said too. ok
luz laughiend manically. "LULEI OYU WUOIL L NEVER CAETCH ME I MAM TOOTOTOOOOO POWERFUL TO BE CAPTURED BY IUR MORTLNAL MEVANS SOYU STUPID BIRD BITCH. GAETRNE GET THSFNM."
garfeild moved into position. "you have disspaoinked me swain. i only like big dicks, and you failed me. PREPR TO DIE" garne SWUNG his massive SOWRD that was ACTUALLY A SWORD THIS TIME AND NOT A PENIS
swain screamiendn in firhgt. "oh no" he said scurredly. jarjar bynx could not stop garren laga in time. but someone else could.
"YOU LIKE BIG DICKS? ? ? ? ? ?TAKE THIS GAY TRAHS" QUAIL SCREAMED SUDDENLY. SHE RI[[ED OFF HER LCOTHES TO REVEAL... THE UNHOLY PEEN. THE INCREDIBLY. THE MATRIMONY. 188.9 FOOT LONG AND EMITTING FLAMES, THE DEVASTATOR. IT FLOPPED OUT ONTO THE GROUND AND CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE, THROWING EVERYONE TO THE GROUND. A NUN SAW IT AN D BURST INTO FLAMES.
garen managed to sit up and eyed the massiver pecker. "heart eyes emoji" he said as he crawled to it in revelation, drool coming from his mouth.
"GARENRIN NOT" LUX SCREAMIEND HER BROTHER WAS IN TROUBLE. she looked at her brother, who looked ready to suck satan's dick and die trying to get it in his mouthh and then looked at her snared rimjob birds, who were still going at it and screaming in her light prison.
lux had to maek a chouice. otps, or family. shipping, or her best friend. finally she did what was right.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAあああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ" homie screamed herself asian and took her bridges and ran away, leaving her brother to diee.
but quill had other ideas for him. while garen was salivating on the ground worshipping the devastating massing schlong, quinn looked at him. "mm. you want this dong?"
"yes plesE"
"go kill your sister, then you can have it." GREEN RUSHED OFF IN A HURRY TO GO FUFILL THIS WISH SO HE COULD HAVE THE OMEGA DONG IN HIS MOUTH.
"we should go follow him so he doesnt mess up" jarj said. "ok" wuinn said and she started dragging her massive dick alongside her to help garnrem,
END OF CALHPER THERRE