Disclaimer: I still don't own shorts.
But I own Lindy.
Chapter 3
Now let's see what short is next.
You probably wondering about those people across the street with there house wrapped in plastic
That's Nose, Toby's almost friend, and Mr. Noseworthy house.
You know how some people are afraid of spiders or snakes. Yeah well this guy is afraid of germs.
He thinks he can get rid of all of them. Well news flash you can't they're always gonna be there.
I don't come in till later in his story so we'll skip to that part.
"Lindy you need you get out of the house. It's a beautiful day" said my mom
"She can come with me to tutoring?" said stacey
" you mean your tutoring with Nose?" I question unsurely
" yep, let's go" she drags me outside before I could abject
" Stace I don't want to go with you to tutor Nose"
" To bad So sad" I stuck my tongue out at her
" Hey Belinda" I turn around to see Cole. I tell Stace to hold on. I walk towards Cole.
" you know you can call me Lindy now" I tell him
" Does that mean yes?" he ask hopefully
" No" his face looks sad " but your almost there"
He smiles. No not a smirk. But a genuine smile. I made Cole Black smile. I feel accomplished.
" Lin come on!" yells Stace impatiently
" bye Cole"
" Bye Lindy"
" what was that about?" asked Stace when we started
I look back at Cole and smile. " nothing" I answered her
" Freak" she whispered to me
~~~~~~~The Noseworthy's~~~~~~
Me and Stace pulled up to the noseworthy's house.
I was to busy thinking to see Stace pick up Delilah. The rainbow rock in case you forgot.
The door opens to the house like in a scary movie.
As soon as you walk in all you see is plastic. Everything is covered in plastic.
Before you can step fully into the house there's this big box thing that tells you why germs are dangerous while it decontaminates you.
I went first. Then Stace as soon as she steps out she says to me " they so don't pay me enough for this"
Me and Stace went into the room the study in which was covered in plastic
" excuse you how can you be late to school when it's in your own house" wow my sisters rude
" maybe he had to pee! Or he was washing his hands! Or he was sleeping!-"
" I was getting my calculator" nose said cutting off my rant
" or that" I added which earns a chuckle from Stace
"what's that?" asked Nose
That's when I noticed Delilah. O crap! This is not good. Not good at all!
" just some kinda of rock you can have it if you want it's been decontaminated" answered Stace
It's not just a rock. It's a powerful rock! I want to say something but they wouldn't believe me.
He picks Delilah up carefully. I'm debating if I should grab it and run. Yeah probably not. Stace is looking at him weird.
"whats it like outside?" ask Nose
" you don't look out the window?" I ask hoping he'll put down the rock
" I have security screens but they don't show the color of the sky"
" you know you could just go outside? Fresh air won't hurt you"
I said
" are you crazy your so called fresh air is filled with glue tons-" that's where I tuned him out. I tune people out when I don't understand them.
" I just wish that his inventions worked the way the were supposed to"
Whoops! I herd that! Oh great now all of Mr. Noseworthy's inventions are gonna work!
Just then Toe and Loogi popped up in the screen. "Nose!" toe screamed
" ummm I have to pee" and I ran out of the room
God I want a normal life! Why must I live in a place full with crazy people!
Just then there was a crash. " What was that" I asked. To myself of course.
Just then Toe came into the house head first. After him came Loogi.
" what are you doing?" I whispers franticly
" follow me" said Toe
We walked down the hall covered in...you guessed it plastic
Mr. Noseworthy came behind us " what! Are contaminators doing in my ho-" he stopped mid sentence and looked at Toe.
"you! You gave me this headache! You and that rock! Almost ruined last night" ( you'll learn about last night later)
He continued " wipe yourself down! Wipe yourself down this instant"
He gave me, And Loogi a wipe but decided to wipe Toby himself
" Toby what are you doing here? You want me to lose my job?" Stace said coming from out of nowhere.
Loogi stepped forward " well hello there I'm Loogi"
Toby and I both hit him.
Just then nose came from the science lab thing his dad had
" don't go in there"
"What is that rock doing in my house" asked Mr. N which is easier to say.
" nose gives the rock" I asked nicely
Loogi and Toe both launched for the rock and they were all having a tug a war. Including Mr. N
Went over to stand by Stace.
The rock flew out of their hands and into the air into the mouth of a. Booger monster?
" aw now the rocks been eaten twice" I said frustrated.
We all looked up to see the most disgusting thing ever. It was a big live booger. Gross.
" What is that?" Stace asked
" My booger" Nose answered
" that was came out of your nose? Gross" I said
" I told you a million times not to pick your nose. See what happens." Mr. N pressed a light switch and down came a plastic frame between us and the booger.
" your invention works my wish came true" said nose to his father.
" it does" whispered Mr. N
then he said something smart that I didn't get " but that means he's got to keep feeding to stay intact"
Feed on what? More boogers?
" so all those times you told me not to eat my boogers" started Nose
" yes now your boogers trying to eat you"
The booger banged against the glass Which broke.
And we sprinted to the decontaminator.
" wait we need the rock!" I told Toe
But nose got us out while his dad went to go get the cellular devolumiser thing. Whatever that is.
We ran down the stairs
"One at a time" screamed nose
" I'll go first!" I said
It was me. Then Stace and Loogi.
Then Toe but he thought the rock was more important
The boogie monster came down the stairs. Toe stuck his had in the booger. Ow gross.
Toe said something I couldn't hear. Then the boogie man pick toe up with his hand. If you could call it that.
Nose stepped out of the decontaminator. And started picking his nose.
Oh my god this isn't the time!
He stepped forward and pointed the booger at the boogie monster. Him and Toe said something I couldn't hear.
The monster put Toe down. And Nose flicked the booger at the monster. They got in the decontaminator.
" Come on nose!" Toe yelled science he wouldn't come out side
" I haven't been outside in years! I'm afraid!" he yelled back
The monster was coming through the decontaminator.
" ok now I'm ready" he yelled and we ran outside just as the monster came through the decontaminator
Shoot! Mr. N was still inside!
The monster was coming out of the house. And nose was out cold from hitting his head on his own mail box. And fell into some mud.
He got up just in time for the monster to try to eat him.
Then Mr. N came out with a ray gun looking thing. He pointed at the booger and it just sucked it in. Like the ghost busters monster trap.
Hey he would make a good ghost buster. I'v always wanted to be one.
Sorry I'm off topic where was I oh yes!
Nose is not breathing! He won't breath the air!
" are you ok" toe asked
"He won't breath!" I say
" breath nose breath!" Loogi yells in his face
" if a giant booger monster couldn't kill what's fresh air gonna do to you?" persuaded Toby
"Breath!" me Loogi and Toe yelled in his face
He cracked " I can breath!"
Me and Toe looked at the rock. I nodded for him to get it.
He picked up and said quickly " nice seeing you nose I promise I'll call you"
Toby, Loogi and I started running
Wait! I just remembered something! I remembered how the rock changed my mom and dad. So let me tell you their short...
Next short: The miscommunicators
A/N Sorry there wasn't much Cole in this one either. Im trying to put a little of him in everyone. Next is the miscommunicators. And the costume ball so I'll add more Cole into that one. Remember reviews are love:) and i think there are only two chapters left and it's over cause shorts isn't a very long movie.