Argument

by Queen of Duct Tape

Companion piece to the Death Eater Files. Voldy and I exchange insults in the form of letters. In, of course, 55 words or less.

3. Voldemort II

Argument

By: QDT

Disclaimer: see first chapter

Voldemort II

I, the all-powerful, brilliant, and altogether too sexy for my nose Dark Lord, the one and only Lord VOLDEMORT, have not deigned you worthy of conversation, lowly muggle fanfiction author. I command the greatest and most terrifying group of wizards to ever grace this planet. You serve only as a bug to be squashed.