Chapter 3 The Tape
Kevin just got home after throwing fruit at the Eds when he finds a tape on the living room table.
"Man that felt good throwing fruit at those dorks. They better make themselves comfortable, cause they are not getting untaped from that fence anytime soon ha ha." Kevin snark proudly as he went to sit down on the chair to relax.
Suddenly, Kevin find's a videotape on the table. Then, he gets it, making his curiosity gets to him.
"Huh? *picks up the videotape* The Truth About What Really Happened On Friendship Day? Hmm... wonder what this could be about." Kevin said to himself, wondering what the videotape was about.
Kevin pops in the tape and is shock to find out the true mastermind behind those incidents.
"Oh man! Better show this to the others." Kevin said as he was about to call his friends to show them the tape.
(5 minutes later)
"OK Kevin what's this all about?" Nazz is now confused, as she is now wondering why Kevin called them all of the sudden.
"Yeah why you'd called all of us here to your house?" Sarah wants to demand an answer, since its unexpected.
"What's this about a video tape, Casanova boy Kevin?" Rolf asked, who seems to be interested about this situation.
"You guys won't believe what's on here, it shows everything that happened today, and you wouldn't believe who I saw involved in those incidents, that we blame those dorks for." Kevin explained.
Kevin pops in the tape, so that they can all watch it and were shocked to see Jimmy doing all the things and they blamed the Eds for the mischief.
"So, it was Jimmy who did all that." Nazz said baffled by what she just saw. She just puts her hands, covering her mouth in shock.
"Holy cow, I don't believe this." Jonny said in amazement, since he can't believe that its not the Eds who did it.
They all stared at Jimmy who was really nervous about his plan being exposed.
"Is everything shown to the video tape are true, Jimmy?" Sarah asked in concern.
"Well I... I don't know what your talking about. It's probably a fake, made by the eds to frame me." Jimmy faked out that he has nothing to do with those Eds, adding that innocence aura within his.
"Yeah. I bet so too, they probably made this so they can blame Jimmy for all their doing just like they blamed Kev. I'm not believing a single piece of footage of this tape." Nazz nodded in agreement and was actually blinded by Jimmy's innocence.
"I'm with you Nazz. Those dorks are going to get a serious pounding for this. Really? Fluffy doesn't have the nerve to do those things and besides, we all saw what they did to Jonny with our own eyes. Those dorks are guilty as charge." Kevin is now cracking his knuckles, as he is now ready to beat those dorks up.
"Yeah! They ain't fooling us with this piece of garbage they made to try to prove their innocence." Sarah is now adding that sadistic grin of hers. Additional beat up to her brother.
"I agree. This tape is nothing but a big lie those guys are not innocent of anything." Nazz replied, in full defense for Jimmy.
"I say, we pound those dorks into a bloody pulp for this and by the time we're done, those dorks will be dead." Kevin declared that those Eds are gonna be good as dust.
"Yeah, Ed's gonna be in huge trouble for making a false video of Jimmy doing those things, when we all know it was them. They are not getting out of this, not this time and when I tell mom on him, Ed's gonna be grounded for life." Sarah agreed with him, as she too, cracking up her knuckles.
Suddenly,a knocking was heard on Kevin's front door.
"Kevin, we know that Jimmy's in there! Open up." said a female voice, demanding that Jimmy should surrender to that voice.
"Who could that be?" asked Nazz, who seems to be curious.
"This is the police, now open up this door right now, or we'll knock it down! So, OPEN UP RIGHT NOW!" The female voice ordered, making the kids rattled and nervous as hell, especially Jimmy.
"Uh oh the cops um coming." said Kevin as he went to open the door, with a hint of fear.
Kevin opens the door as sees two policewomen one of them had brown eyes, and black hair with pig tails, and the other had long orange hair, blue eyes and was busty. Neither of them was wearing pants, but wore police uniforms that go down to the upper part of their legs.
"Good afternoon officers can I help you with anything?" Kevin said nervously, as he did not expect the police to be here and was wondering why they were here.
"Yes we are here to have a word with Jimmy, the one who ruined your so call friendship day." the pig tail woman explained, who is now pointing at the wimpy kid.
"Jimmy hasn't done anything wrong! That videotape that was sent here was just a fake, created by the Eds to frame Jimmy." Sarah said, trying to defend her friend as she is now in front of her.
"Yeah Jimmy's innocent, it was the Eds fault for everything, they only made this fake tape to try to put the blame on Jimmy, just like they try to blame Kevin." Nazz added.
"Sorry kid. But your dead wrong. the Eds were too busy trying to prove their innocence. That tape was recorded by officer Francesca Lucchini, Jimmy's not innocent in any of this." the pig tailed woman explained, as she shoves Sarah out of the way, making the brat gritting her teeth and wanted to beat her up. But, they are the cops as she is now calmed down.
"Trudie's right. As you see on that tape, it began recording before the Eds even arrived." the orange haired woman explained.
Suddenly, the Eds and Francesca entered the house.
"Charlotte's right, I recorded the whole thing, I was sent here to make sure you kids behaved, and not start any fights, or beating someone to a pulp." said Francesca
"I've been getting reports of senseless violence among you all, for a month now, and it's getting out of hand." said Turdie
"Yeah and since you kids happen to always beat up the Eds, my job was to film everything that happened today to make sure we have some peace, but that all change when Jimmy was given a wedgie by Eddy and all hell broke loose here." said Francesca
"Ha! The jigs up Jimmy! You've been exposed, now you owe us an apology!" Eddy said with a command in his voice, as he is now wanted him to cough up.
"Not so fast young man, you've got some apology to do yourself for that wedgie you gave Jimmy, Eddy Skipper Wendell. that's right I know about you now apologize to Jimmy." Trudie said, glaring at him, making the leader of the Eds sweating of her glare.
"All right Jimmy. I'm sorry. It was just a joke there was no need to get all dramatic about it." Eddy chuckled nervously, while scratching his hair,
"You mean to tell us that you did all of that stuff for a wedgie Jimmy?" Nazz asked in disbelief.
Everyone was staring at Jimmy. He knew that he wasn't getting out of it; his plan was now exposed. He had no choice but to admit it.
"All right, yes! I'll admit it, but they deserved it. Their nothing more but brutes, bullies and they deserved everything that happened to them." Jimmy said with anger in his eyes.
This statement cause Trudie to snap.
"WRONG YOU LITTLE BRAT!" yelled Trudie as she punch the wall, frightening Jimmy and the other kids. Charlotte quickly got in front of Trudie and tried to calm her down.
"Calm down Barkhorn, he's just a kid." Charlotte said, trying to not making her enraged.
Trudie took a deep breath and calmed herself
"Sorry Charlotte, your right. Okay Jimmy, I'm not here to arrest you or Eddy. But you should know that, no matter what someone does or say, you do not resolve with violence or getting back at them by doing mishaps and blaming them on that person. And the same goes for all of you, I'm getting sick of you all resorting to violence every time the Eds gets you angry, you should go to an adult and let them handle it peacefully understand?" Trudie reminded them, that its not a good that they will point the blame to the Eds, if mischief happens to them.
"Um... Trudie that's not all, this kid did even know Eddy was the one who gave him a wedgie. He also blame the other two who did nothing to him, and he made a deal with a trio of sisters, known as the Kankers saying, if they will help him; they can do whatever they want to the Eds, and what they did was forcing unwanted kisses to them." Francesca informs, making the hotshot girl shocked, adding the ignition of her anger towards those three sisters of the Trailer Park.
"WHAT!" Trudie shouts in surprise, as she is now remembering about those pesky Kankers.
"Wait a minute. Are they the same Kanker Sisters who's been bulling and reeking havoc on the Cul-de-sac, while trying to make the Eds their girlfriends?" asked Charlotte, who is now combing her hair.
"Yeah. The same sisters, who are going to make out with the Eds forcefully. I was able to tie'em up to a light-post after beating the crap out of them." said Francesca
"*growl* I've had enough of those troublemakers, show us where they are Lucchni!" Trudie is now snarling, wanted to have a piece of them.
"With pleasure, come with us all of you." Francesca replied, leaning the way to the trailer park.
"Are the Kankers gonna be arrested?" asked Eddy, who seems to have shed hope in his point.
"Damn straight! Three months, in Juvenal Hall for them." Trudie said it straight to the point. This makes Eddy happy that, the Kankers are gonna put their asses in jail.
"This better be good." Kevin hoped that this will be better.
So everyone headed outside towards the Kankers. Now, the sister are now going to face the kids, the cops and the Eds, when they are going to visit them.
End of Chapter
This story is gonna take a long time to finish by the way I know that policewomen should be wearing pants but for this story the three witches are an exception considering that they don't wear pants in the Strike Witches anime. But if you all don't like the way they are dress I can make it so Charlotte, Francesca and Trudie wear pants since their cops for the start of this story oh and please tell me if I made any mistakes I'm doing the best I can to keep everyone in character since I've seen both shows.