AN: I love my bicycle. It runs on the crushed dreams of android slaves.

-Judy

It was quite late when Zelda returned from her shopping trip. She felt refreshed from pumping her royalties back into the economy.

The Lake Hylia strip mall had been one of Ganondorf's wedding gifts to her. She had demanded it, sarcastically, one night. And either Ganon hadn't picked up on her sarcasm, or he was being ironic himself. She wasn't sure, but she didn't really care. The taint of commercialism made her feel... sexy.

Sexy, sexy materialistic commercialism. Ooooh yessssss, Zelda felt flushed, hot and bothered. Gosh, a shower would be great right about now, she thought to herself.

Flinging her useless purchases on a chair, where they would be forgotten for several weeks, Zelda kicked off her boots and made a bee-line to the master bathroom. She wanted that hot, steamy shower. SO. BAD.

Frantic, nearly mad with shower-lust, Zelda tore her clothes from her body. They fell to the floor in a depressed bunch, knowing they would never again feel the touch of their princess' soft skin. Now naked, Zelda hopped into the glass-encased shower, failing to notice it was not unoccupied in her rush.

"Oh hi there" Ganon mewed as Zelda collided with his naked, manly manly body. Zelda gaped, wide eyed. Darn it all, she had nearly forgotten she was married. There went that happiness out the window.

"Out. Now." the princess commanded with a dark voice, "Shower. MINE."

Before Ganondorf could protest otherwise, he found himself forcefully kicked out of the steamy water and skidding on his ass into Zelda's discarded clothes. The princess slammed the glass door as hard as she dared without breaking the damn thing.

Shell-shocked, Ganon could only sit and drip-dry as Zelda had her dark pleasures with the steamy, sexy, hot shower. Her moans increasing in decibel every second. He worried about her sometimes, he really did.

"Oooh... ooooooohhhhhhh... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH GODDESSES~!"

What happened next... could only be described as MAGIC. Not magic, but all caps MAGIC.

A... RIVER of cum erupted from the dainty princess, filling the enclosed shower, dripping through the cracks in the seams. And Zelda SWAM in the magical cum. "Ooooooh..." She swooned.

Ganondorf acted quickly to extract his unconscious wife from her own pool of magic cum, rinsed her off, wrapped her in a towel and carted her off to bed, cradling her like a precious newborn. "You sweet, stupid thing," he cooed, brushing a lock of hair from her face with the back of his large, dark, manly finger.

TO BEES CONTINUEDED.