The seven of them sat quietly in Makarov's office as he glared at every one of them. Lucy was wearing Natsu's vest to hide the fact that she was only wearing her panties. Natsu had on a Burger Lord Crown and his boxers. Levy was in a white lace nightgown with a matching veil on her head. Gajeel was pantsless (luckily he had on boxers) wearing a tuxedo shirt. Gray was sitting with Juvia's shoes on his lap to hide the fact that he was dressed in a women's thong and Juvia was wearing Gajeel's old black shirt to hide her nakedness. And Erza? That lucky bitch just requipped before they went into the Master's office, so she was wearing her usual armor.
Makarov was furious. "Does anyone care to explain… WHAT IN MAVIS' NAME DID YOU ALL DO LAST NIGHT?"
They all flinched at his yelling.
Natsu held up his hands. "Alright, alright… but just hear me out before we explain?" The master nodded. "It's a hell of a feeling though."
Makarov fumed and used a giant fist to hit Natsu upside the head.
"But Master," Lucy winced, knowing she would get hit in the head coming to Natsu's defense. "It's a hell of feeling though."
Levy nodded. "It is a hell of a feeling though."
Gray sat up slightly. "It's a hell of a feeling though."
Earlier That Morning
Erza groaned as she woke up. God, this was fitting to be the worst hangover she had ever gotten. She sat up and rubbed her eyes looking around her room for hints of what happened the night before. Wait… This wasn't her room. This was her Guild Hall. And there were people strewn sleeping all over.
She heard more groaning and saw a pile of people move. Out came Juvia and Gray. Juvia was completely naked and Gray in nothing more than a thong, neither however seemed to notice their own state of undress right away.
"W-what? Juvia you're you're-!" Gray said sputtering.
"Oh, Gray-sama!" Juvia gasped. "So bold."
"What the hell!" Gray yelled looking down at the half of his junk that was hanging out of Juvia's thong.
Juvia looked around and made a quick sprint to where a pile of clothes was. She dug out Gajeel's shirt and put it on, the large piece of fabric going to her thighs.
"Here, Gray-sama," She said handing him her shoes.
"What am I supposed to do with these? I need pants not shoes!" He yelled.
"Quit your yelling you-" Natsu cursed falling out of one of the closets with Lucy on top of him. "HAHA! YOU'RE IN A THONG!"
"Who are these people?" Erza asked looking around the hall from her spot on a table.
Lucy was covering her blushing face as she scooched away from a very satisfied looking Natsu. "I just woke in my underwear."
"No liquor left on the self," Gajeel said behind the bar. Levy was walking up on top of it.
Everyone gagged. "How can you think of drinking more?" Levy asked.
"I should probably introduce myself," One of the waking up men said. "My name is Jeff. Thanks for having so many clubs over last night. FAIRY TAIL RULES!"
Back in the Office
"Yes," Makarov nodded no less pissed. "I gathered that when I walked in on all of it this morning. I can't believe you all invited so many clubs over to have a party in the Guild Hall! What do you have to say for yourselves?"
"Okay," Natsu said leaning forward, his crown going to one side. "You should have seen what I wore. I had a cane and a party hat! I was the king of this hologram! Where there's no such thing as getting out of hand!"
"THERE IS SUCH THING AS GETTING OUTTA HAND NATSU!" Makarov boomed.
"Memories tend to just pop up," Lucy said weakly.
Gray nodded. "Drunk pre-meds and some rubber gloves."
"Five thousand people designer drugs," Gajeel added with a smile.
The Beginning of the Night
"YEAH!" Natsu yelled as he crowd surfed in the party.
"This place is great!" Lucy shouted with a drink in hand.
"Yes," Erza agreed. "It is quite fun isn't it?"
"Who would think a bunch of college students studying to be doctors would be so much fun," Levy smiled.
"Guys," Gajeel said walking over with Juvia, both with arms full of boxes.
"Yes?" Natsu said as he was put down by the people.
"What is all that," Gray asked.
"We're gonna party the Phantom Lord way," Gajeel said with a dangerous smirk.
"Pick your poison," Juvia smiled dumping a bunch of drugs at everyone feet.
"What?" Lucy asked.
"We will not be doing drugs," Erza said definitely. "We are Fairy Tail. NOT Phantom Lord."
"Fine," Gajeel shrugged. "Pussies." He picked up a bottle and put two pills in his mouth. Gajeel handed Juvia one and downed it with no problem.
"We aren't pussies!" Natsu yelled. "We just aren't druggies!"
"Yeah, sure, whatever," He shrugged holding out the bottle. "You want any Levy?"
"Uhmm," Levy bit her lip.
"Ya don't gotta if you don't wanna," Gajeel shrugged.
"But it will make the night more fun," Juvia smiled.
"Okay," Levy said holding out her hand. "One pill."
Gajeel took out a pill and broke it in half. "One pill would OD ya; you're so small. Have half."
"Levy-chan," Lucy gasped. "You can't be serious!"
Levy swallowed it using her glass of water. "You should have the other half, Lu-chan."
"No way," Natsu said putting his arm around Lucy. "There's no way Luce is crazy enough to do that, right Luce? Wait, what did you just swallow?"
"How long till it kicks in?" Lucy asked.
"Half an hour," Gajeel smirked. "Nice bunny girl."
"Luce?" Natsu asked weakly.
"What?" She blushed. "I've done stuff like this before. I was rebellious before I ran away from home you know."
Natsu nodded. "Give me some." He held out a hand to Gajeel.
Gajeel smiled and put one pill in Natsu's hand.
"Just one?" Natsu asked.
"It goes off of body size, idiot," Gajeel sneered. "anymore and it'd kill ya. What about you Ice Freak?"
Gray glared at Natsu as he swallowed the pill. "We won't get addicted?"
"No," Juvia smiled. "It's a diluted party drug. Completely safe."
"Ish," Gajeel added.
"Awe," Natsu smiled. "Is Gray too much of a pussy to have any?"
"SHUT UP!" Gray yelled. "GIVE ME A PILL!"
"I'll take half," Erza said holding out a hand.
"You could probably stand a whole one," Gajeel said.
"Someone needs to be remotely sober," Erza said downing half of a pill.
Gajeel smiled popping the other half in his mouth. "Don't think I'll ever get enough."
Back in the Office
Makarov was sputtering. "Y-you did drugs?"
"Just some Laffy-taffy," Juvia said weakly. "To loosen us up. We used to have it all the time in Phantom Lord."
"WELL YOU AREN'T IN PHANTOM LORD ANYMORE ARE YOU? YOU'RE IN FAIRY TAIL!" Makarov took a deep breath. "What else did you take?"
"Champagne," Lucy smiled weakly.
"Cocaine," Gajeel said with a smirk.
"Gasoline," Natsu said plainly. "That stuff is crazy."
"And most stuff in between," Gray finished.
Makarov rubbed his head. "Natsu, had anyone else drank that they would be dead, you know that?"
"It made my Fire Dragon Roar like ten times bigger."
Makarov sighed. "Did any police see any of you?"
"A…. a few of us got chased a bit," Lucy said sheepishly. "But even drunk we outran them!"
"That doesn't make it any better, Lucy," Makarov gritted. "Who and why?"
"I roam the city in a shopping cart," Erza shrugged. "Apparently mall cops disapprove of you stealing their carts. They take their jobs to heart, however, and chased me around the city until I fell and gave it back to them."
"A pack of camels and a smoke alarm," Gray muttered.
"You started smoking again?" Makarov asked shocked.
"It was one pack and I didn't even finish it," He grumbled. "A smoke alarm went off and I got chased by fire fighters."
Later that night, around midnight
They all were jumping as the club music pounded. By now they were all feeling the effects of the pills Gajeel had given them. They seemed to make everyone happier, bolder and more care free.
"Lu-Lucy," Natsu smiled leaning on her as they all went to the bar. "You have nice tits." He smiled grabbing a handful.
"This night is heating up," Levy laughed.
Lucy blushed but enjoyed herself. Natsu was finally making the move she wanted him to make. "SO LET'S RAISE HELL AND TURN IT UP!"
They all cheered as they went to the exit to find their way to another bar.
The bartender calling to them saying, "If you go out you might end up in a drain pipe."
Natsu turned to him with a smirk as the others wobbled out the door. "Oh yeah? Don't threaten me with a good time!"
Back in the Office
Makarov rubbed his head. "So even the bartender warned you?"
"It's a hell of a feeling though!" Lucy said desperately.
"It's a hell of a feeling though." Levy agreed.
"It's a hell of a feeling though." Juvia nodded.
"It's a hell of a feeling though." Erza finally agreed.
Some time around Two am.
"What're these footprints?" Levy asked at the side of the pool.
"They don't seem very human like," Gajeel said as they bent down to inspect them as they followed the footprints to a sleeping dog.
"AWE LUCY YOUR NEIGHBOR HAS A PUPPY!" Levy cried.
That morning after everyone was up.
"All of the last night," Lucy muttered digging in the pile of clothes as she covered her chest. "Now I wish I could find my clothes."
"Hey, I think I found them!" Natsu frowned. "How about you wear some bed sheets and a morning rose?"
"Wanna wake up," Levy said dry heaving in a trash can.
"Can't even tell if this is a dream," Gray sighed laying down with Juvia's shoes over his thong.
Lucy picked up a picture off the floor of all of them from last night. "Is that my? Hey, how'd we end up in my neighbor's pool, upside down with a perfect view?"
"We snuck in because we all wanted to go swimming," Natsu said rubbing his head.
Back in the Office
"I think I'm most angry that this a good picture of you all," Makarov grumbled handing it back to Lucy. "What else did you all do?"
"We went bar to bar at the speed of sound," Erza answered. "I must have drunk Gajeel's body weight in liquor."
"Our fancy feet were dancing through this town," Lucy smiled. "Each place we went played music."
"I lost my mind in a wedding gown," Levy said taking off her veil. "Don't think I'll ever get it now."
"Don't think I'll ever get it now," Gajeel nodded.
"You…" Makarov swallowed. "You two got married?"
Levy held up her hand. "He made the ring himself." She said pointing to a hunk of metal.
Makarov blinked. "We will talk about that one later." He sighed. "What else did you do?"
"Champagne," Erza nodded thinking. "By that point, we were celebrating so we got more."
"Cocaine," Gray said itching his nose. "What? Gajeel did it! I wanted to try some."
"Gasoline," Natsu shrugged. "I'm gonna start bringing some of that on every mission."
"And most things in between," Juvia said sinking into her seat.
"Any more run ins with the law?" He asked.
"I roam the city in a shopping cart," Levy said bunching up her shoulders. "I looked fun when Erza did it but the same thing happened to me."
"A pack of camels and a smoke alarm," Natsu winced. "I stole Gray's pack and tried it. Juvia had to hose down a building…"
Sometime around 3:30 am.
They all stood there watching as Juvia put the last of the small fire out.
"Well," Natsu said as they started. "This night is heating up."
"So," Lucy nodded taking his hand in hers. "Let's raise hell and turn it up."
They all turned and smiled as they ran away from the now signed building.
An old lady stuck her head out of a window above where the fire had been saying," If you go out you might pass out in a brain pipe."
Lucy turned back to her as they ran calling back, "Oh yeah? Don't threaten me with a good time!"
Back once more in the Office
"Keep telling what happened," Makarov said rubbing his head. His anger had started to lessen. There were plenty nights like they had that he himself couldn't remember.
"We got out of control," Levy shook her head. "I'm a scholar and a gentleman."
"Yes," Erza agreed. "And I usually don't fall when I try to stand."
"I lost a bet to a guy in a Chiffon skirt," Natsu said crossing his legs and putting up one foot in the air. "But I make these high heels work."
"I remember having a run in with cops," Gray shook his head. "I said to them, 'I've told you time and time again, I'm not a think as you drunk I am."
Erza nodded. "He ran like a bat out of hell after that."
"And we all fell down when the sun came up," Lucy finished explaining. "I remember saying I think we've had enough."
"Alright, alright," Gajeel said sitting up. "It's a hell of a feeling though."
Natsu nodded. "It's a hell of a feeling though."
"Alright, alright," Gray smirked. "It's a hell of a feeling though."
"A hell of a feeling though." Lucy nodded. "We had-"
"Champagne," Levy smiled.
"Cocaine,"Juvia said scratching her nose. What? Was she gonna watch Gray do it and not do it too?
"Gasoline," Natsu said licking his lips.
"And most things in between," Gray smiled.
"I roam the city in a shopping cart," Gajeel smiled remembering how Levy convinced him to steal one with her too.
"A pack of camels and a smoke alarm," Lucy said raising her shoulders at the memory of having her first cigarette in years after having sex with Natsu.
Two Hours Before Sun Up
"This night is heating up!" Natsu yelled from on top of a table in the Guild as everyone danced. "Raise hell and turn it up!"
The Office of their doom
"Alright," Makarov sighed. "I will deal out your punishments to each of you later day. Get out of here while I think of them."
They all nodded and got up to leave.
"Start cleaning," He snapped, saying, "If you go out you might pass out in a drain pipe."
Natsu, Lucy, Erza, Levy, Gajeel, Gray, and Juvia all shuffled out and closed the door. They smiled to themselves then whispered together "Oh yeah? Don't threaten me with a good time.