This story hasn't gotten any reviews as of late, but that ain't going to put my spirits at rest. I really want to write this and if no one wants to read it, fair enough. Anyway, this part jumps to the bit where the first episode of Fairy Tail begins. The Lucy and the perverted moron Fake Salamander. I do not own Fairy Tail. If I did, the show would have more cheese in it.

"C'mon, Happy! Igneel might be here!" Natsu said ecstatically. Natsu and Happy were running down the streets of the port town Hargeon. It was a clear day outside, and everyone was out and about. There was a sense of calmness in the air, as if everyone was ignorant to the outside world.

"Aye, sir!" Happy replied back happily. They turned a corner to see some teenage girls running past him. They formed a massive circle around someone Natsu and Happy didn't know. They approached the circle slowly.

"Salamander! Salamander! Salamander!" The girls cheered wildly. Natsu and Happy looked at each other for a moment. Natsu snorted fire, slightly pissed off at that cheering. The girls were cheering on the Fake Salamander. Natsu walked up to the crowd and pushed some people away. He walked into the center of the circle to see a blonde girl with hearts in her eyes. Natsu completely ignored her, though.

"Hey! Who are you?! You're not Salamander," Natsu scolded. All the girls except for the blonde one gasped. Natsu scowled at Fake Salamander.

"Who am I? I'm Salamander, kid. Here, have a autograph," he said smiling into the endless valleys of girls. Natsu scowled again, grabbing the autograph and slamming it into the floor. The girls, once again, gasped. Happy was floating around, giggling like nuts.

"These girls are ridiculous! HAH! THAT FAT ONE FAINTED!" Happy thought, still giggling.

Back with Natsu, he was still in Fake Salamanders face.

"Listen, bub, you ain't the real Salamander," Natsu said again.

"You stuck on repeat today, kid?"

"NO! I said you aren't the real Salamander!"

"I am the real Salamander, kid. Buzz off,"

Another five minutes of this later...

"Listen kid, I am the real Salamander. Why do you say otherwise. I am Salamander!" Fake said, showing Natsu his purple fire. Natsu wasn't surprised he could use fire, but purple fire? Really?

"Purple fire? Really?" Natsu asked. Fake gasped, then scowled, then showed a hint of sadness. He started levitating above the crowd with his fire.

"Listen everyone! You're all invited to a party on my cruiser tonight at 8:00! Don't be late!" Fake announced, flying back to his ship. Natsu was about to follow him when he got trampled by a army of screaming girls. The blonde one stared at Natsu for a moment. He was sitting cross-legged on the pavement, rubbing his head. It had many, many egg bruises.

"Hey!" She greeted. Natsu looked up at her. He had a o face on.

"Uhh, hello," Natsu replied back.

"Hi, I'm Lucy! I came to say thank you for breaking that spell," Lucy said. Happy floated back down next to Natsu. Lucy squealed a bit.

"We broke a spell?" Natsu asked Happy. Happy shrugged his tiny shoulders in response. Lucy sweat-dropped. Simply put, she was shocked at their denseness.

"Heh, how about I treat you to lunch as thanks?" Lucy asked politely. Natsu and Happy both shot up, screaming, "YAY FOOD!" Lucy decided to take that as a yes, and started walking away. Natsu and Happy were still dancing about food. They realized that she was walking off a little late.

"HEY! WAIT UP!" They shouted in unison at Lucy.

A few minutes later, at some random restaurant...

Lucy was shielding her face from the avalanche of food being thrown around. Natsu and Happy were both eating so quickly, normal people would've choked to death by this point. Everyone in the restaurant were looking bug-eyed at Natsu and Happy.

"I wanted to thank you again for freeing me from that spell. I heard Salamander and I came to see if it were true because I want to join a guild! Oh, have you ever heard of magical guilds before?" Lucy inquired. All Natsu did was nod. Lucy was taken aback by that, but didn't seem to fazed by this either.

"Well, I want to join the best guild! Fairy Tail!" Lucy said with stars in her eyes. Natsu nearly choked on his tomato. He coughed a bit, slamming his fist into his chest.

"Fairy Tail, you say?" Natsu asked, curious as to he heard her right.

"Yep! Fairy Tail, there only like, the greatest guild ever!" Lucy exclaimed proudly.

"Hmm.. What if I said I could get you into Fairy Tail?" Natsu said smugly. He had a big ugly smirk on his face.

"WHAT!? You can get me into Fairy Tail?" Lucy asked hopefully. She put her hands together and put them near her mouth. Almost as if she was praying. Natsu showed her his right shoulder to her. A large red emblem glowed softly. Lucy gasped at the mark. She unconsciously touched it. It felt just like skin, but it was a mark alright. No doubt about it.

"You want to join Fairy Tail? C'mon then!" Natsu said, grabbing her hand and nearly dragging her out of the restaurant.

"HEY! Don't grab me like that!" Lucy shrieked. They left the restaurant to see... Fake Salamander. Natsu face palmed, Happy fell over, and Lucy flipped. Natsu let go of Lucy and walked over to Fake. Fake Salamander waved at him. He stopped waving when Natsu punched him into near orbit.

"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!" Was all he said before he got out of ear shot. He started to twinkle in the distance. Natsu had a very annoyed face on, Happy was yelling happily and Lucy was just smiling.

"I don't like that guy," Natsu said nonchalantly. He then walked away. Lucy and Happy looked at each other before walking after Natsu.

Back at Fairy Tail...

Natsu, Lucy and Happy were all walking to the Fairy Tail guild hall. Lucy gasped at the size of it. They walked inside to see a calm guild hall.

"I'M BACK!" Natsu announced. Everyone looked at him oddly. A man without a shirt ran up to Natsu.

"NATSU! FIGHT ME!" He yelled.

"I AIN'T FIGHTING YOU 'TIL YOU GET SOME CLOTHS ON, GRAY!"

"YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THAT I CAN BEAT YOU NAKED AND YOU CAN'T!"

"WHY WOULD I BE JEALOUS OF A STRIPPER?!"

"FLAME-BRAIN!"

"POPSICLE!"

"PYRO!"

Lucy was currently looking at them like they were crazy. She turned around to see a VERY large man.

"IF YOU WERE A REAL MAN YOU'D FIGHT ME!" He announced. Natsu and Gray both punched the large man so hard he went through the wall. A couple seconds later, the entire guild began brawling. Lucy and Happy both leapt behind a table.

"Is this normal?!" Lucy yelled at Happy.

"Pretty much," Happy said calmly. A few minutes of brawling later, a large man walked into the guild. Literally, every soul in the guild stopped moving when he walked in.

"I can't leave you morons for a day before you start destroying the guild hall," he said calmly. His voice was smooth, but deep at the same time. He made the entire guild flinch when he said that.

"But, I wanna join the fun, too!" He exclaimed happily. He grabbed Natsu and Gray's head and slammed them together, immediately knocking the both of the out. The entire guild shrugged their shoulders, and started attacking the man.

"Take this, Lumex!" a girl wearing a bra and short pants yelled, throwing some cards at Lumex. He stood his ground, though. A large explosion rocked the hall. She smirked, but that went away quickly when Lumex came out of the blast unscathed. A man with a smoke pipe sent a wave of smoke at Lumex. Again, no damage done. Finally, a girl with long red hair that wore armor launched at Lumex. This time, Lumex dodged her attacks. After many missed attacks, the girl pulled another sword out of no where. Lucy was watching the whole time. She was shocked that she pulled a large sword out of thin air. Lumex was unaffected by this. He began dodging both swords. Lucy thought that the girl had the man on the ropes, but soon realized that he was just playing with her. He then began his own attack.

"Creation Dragon's Chaos Fist!" Lumex bellowed. His hand began glowing with pure magic energy. He slammed it into her swords. They almost immediately shattered apart. He went right through her shattered sword and punched her straight in the face. She flew backwards and slammed through the wall. Same as the other large man. Lumex's hand stopped glowing after that, and he put his hand back behind his cape. A few moments later, the battered woman walked back in the room.

"Knowing the strength of your swords are key to achieving victory. Test your swords on things to see how much punishment they can take. Got it, Erza?" Lumex lectured. Erza looked at Lumex for a moment before smiling. She nodded, then walked off to the infirmary to get some bandages. Lumex whipped his sweaty forehead.

"Whew, I was worried she'd lash out at me again for saying that..." Lumex said shakily. Everyone began laughing heartily. Natsu and Gray had just woken up and also began laughing. They heard someone clear their throat. Everyone turned to see a very short man wearing jester clothes pulling out some paper.

"Ahem, do you see the list of complaints the Magic Council sent me this time?! All you brats are good at is getting me in trouble with those above me," he said, trembling. The guild started feeling guilty, and they all looked at the floor. "But, screw the Council. If we constantly do what people say, then our magic can never flourish! We need to be free in order for our magic to become powerful. This is why Fairy Tail has become number one!" He put his hand up. He also extended his index finger upwards.

"YEAHH!" The guild roared, doing the same as the man. Lucy smiled and also did the same. After everyone settled down, a woman with long white hair that had a small ponytail above her face to keep the hair out of her face walked over to her. She held a small emblem maker in her hand.

"Hi! I'm Mirajane! Welcome to Fairy Tail! What color and where do you want your emblem?" Mira asked kindly.

"Pink, and here." Lucy extended the back of her hand out. Mira pressed the maker on her hand. It steamed up a bit, then she pulled it off to show off a pink emblem. Mirajane then walked back to the bar. Lucy looked at the back of her hand and smiled brightly. She was pulled from her little world when Lumex walked up to her. She turned to look at him. This is when she got a good look at him. His hair was the same color as Mira's, but a lot shorter. It covered the top of face, keeping his eyes and the top of his nose hidden. She just managed to see that he had a X shaped scar on his face, in between his eyes.

"Welcome to Fairy Tail, Lucy." Lumex congratulated.

Well, I will be surprised if anyone reads this, and if anyone does, I will also be surprised if anyone liked it. :P Anyway, if you're reading this... O_O xD. Cya later, Lazy Readers!