Episode 2: I Triple Dog Dare You!
Chris: All you have to do is do a dare depending on the camper you land on, then you get a freebie. If you don't do the dare, that means you lost a chance to play. Grips, you're up.
Peter: Okay, who's first up?
Owen: I should do the first challenge, no matter what it is!
Peter: You've played this before?
Owen: Yeah!
Stan: Peter, Owen is the strongest of our team, let him do—
Peter: I will!
Jen: May I interrupt?
Stan & Peter: Not now!!
Peter: Okay, Owen will go first.
Chris: Okay then. Owen, you're up.
(Owen walks up to the wheel of the campers of TCI. He spins the wheel. It lands on Mung)
Chris: (Reading) Drink a puree of mango and chocolate. (Mung winks)
Mung: It's in the bag for him to quit!
(Owen drinks the puree in one gulp)
Owen: (Burping) A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z!!!!! (The Grips cheer. Mung is surprised and his jaw opens)
Chris: The Grips win the first freebee! (Owen grabs the freebee)
Owen: WHOO!
Mung: How did he do that?!
Stan: Whoa!
Chris: Gaffers, it's your turn.
Geoff: I should do this one. (Walks up to the wheel and spins it. It lands on Duncan)
Chris: Touch a girl's… (shudders) hoo-hoos?
Geoff: (Looks surprised) Huh?
Chris: You gotta touch a girl's privates, dude.
Geoff: Which girl?
Jonsey: Any girl, dude!
(Nikki slaps him)
Chris: Jonsey's right, you know. Choose a girl.
Geoff: (Looks at all the girls) I will let a teammate take my place.
Chris: Okay, then I will let Duncan do his own dare.
Duncan: (Looks passionately at Bridgette) Okay, I'll touch New Princess here.
Geoff: My girl? Fine.
Chris: Don't look, dude! Okay, look.
(Everybody except Geoff, Bridgette and Duncan groans. Peter, Homer, Ben, and Brian puke)
Chris: And… (gulps) the Grips are up again. Let's take an intermission to past the time.
(Intermission)
{Confessional}
Geoff: Duncan had no choice, didn't he?
Bridgette: It wasn't so bad, it was to boost ratings and make more people watch.
Owen: I'm voting Bridgette off when we win. It's Grips 9, Gaffers 6, how hard can it be to win?
Phineas: That was gross what Duncan did!
Ferb: (Pause, then he burps)
Ben: Gross, dude.
Kevin: Duncan's gotta go!
Peter: What a dick Duncan was to his team.
Duncan: That was wicked when I touched her.
{Confessional Done}
Chris: This is the sudden death round of the challenge. Jonsey, your challenge is to let Chef take about a pint of blood from you.
{Confessional}
Jonsey: Didn't I get over it last year?
{Confessional Done}
Jonsey: Can I have my freebie now and not waste my time?
Chris: Fine. Grips win. Gaffers, time for you to get to the bonfire tonight.
{Bonfire}
Chris: I have 10 marshmallows, the without the marshmallow leaves on the Boat of Losers for good. E-Scope.
Izzy: Yes! (gets her marshmallow)
Chris: (tossing marshmallows) Chowder, Mung. Caitlin.
Caitlin: Yay!
Chris: Truffles.
Truffles: Yeah, baby!
Chris: Gwen and Geoff. Brian. Ben. This is the final marshmallow. Bridgette, you were great at winning freebies, Duncan, You're smart at sometimes, but being a prev to Bridgette, man, that was wack! No, seriously, that was hell of a lot messed up, dude. I'm sorry, but the final marshmallow goes to Bridgette.
Duncan: What?! Are you kidding me?!
Chris: Sorry, dude.
Duncan: The hell with this! (Walks to the Boat of Losers)
(End of EP. 2)
Next EP: Cooking Idols
Hint: who will be voted off: a Gaffer member.
5 new campers will be added to TCI in EP. 9: What the duck?!