So guys, here is the 3rd chapter but before it starts I would like to answer some complains some people had.
First I know there are some skills that are from the Nasuverse and not from the Elder Scrolls verse but they are needed for what I want to do with the story, and I even gave them a origin in the elder scrolls verse so In this story it is Elder Scrolls magic.
Secondly for those that say that I'm making Naruto into a Godlike character here is your answer:
The Gamer Ability is a godlike ability with powers that can make a being into a literal god so yes I am Naruto into a Godlike character but that doesn't mean his journey will be all roses and sunshine, there will be opponents that will be difficult if not alright impossible to defeat but that is a story for another day.
Also please review if you have anything to say, except bullshit if you have criticism then give reasons to why that is bad, don't just say "oh that is shit because of reasons I will not tell you about", so review, half of the fun of writing is reading your reviews.
Anyway let's get on with the story.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, or any other series that have been used here.
I woke up, went and took a shower, got dressed, walked to the kitchen, kicked the sleeping man on the floor….. Wait, kicked the sleeping man?! As I looked at the man in disbelief as he woke up and looked at me.
"Wait Naruto?!" He asked with a raised voice and questioningly look at me.
"Wait Deadpool?! How do you know my name?" I asked with a raised the same raised tone and look
"Wait, why do we keep saying wait?" We both said looking at each other.
"Well I was bored after the chimichangas trailer closed so I went and asked Wolverine for the Blackbird, but he said No so I went and talked to Domino who said I should watch your anime so I did cuz she has a huge lady boner for you. Now how do you know who I the grand Deadpool is?"
"Well I played your game, which was pretty good, but now that you are here and I know you don't like when people beat around the bush, I would like it if you became my sensei?" I said with a huge smile in my face, only the [Gamer's Mind] keeping me from passing out like the biggest fangirl you've ever seen.
"What makes you think I should train you? This just sounds like some bullshit the author would give for plot convenience" he stated.
"What author?" I inquired with a confused look on my face.
"That one" he said as he pointed on his side to the air.
[Time Stopped]
God Dammit Deadpool I told you not to tell the main character about me
"Hey, hi Author, how you doing?"
Well right now I am fixing a mess, so I will make you a deal, if you become Naruto's sensei and help him anyway you can, I will give you a harem and will make it so that Death can talk with you and make it so that she has a physical body.
Also if you say no I will make it so that for the rest of eternity you will never eat anymore chimichangas.
"Ok, I'll do it but don't you dare hurt Chimichangas!"
Here is all the information about Naruto's powers
[Knowledge Transfer]
Finally here is what I need you to do for Naruto: Give him a piece of you for him to eat, and tell him to absorb all the other animes and games and stuff that could give him abilities similar or that improve on the Absorption ability
Now see ya
[Time Restart]
"You know what, forget what I said Naruto, I'll teach you (then whisper's with creepy voice) and then I'll get all the boobies, Hahaha!
"Huh, anyway I know about your Gamer power and I think I have some ideas to turn you into the Godlike being that makes all the girls have lady boners"
"Ok, but how do you know that?" I asked
"Top Secret, now I know about your Absorption powers, and I have some ideas so do what I say before you eat this" he said.
"Wait eat what?"
"Shut up, I'm your sensei, do as I say!" he said as he pointed his finger and looked at the sky.
"Ok" I then sat and waited for the instructions he was going to give me.
"Go and absorb all the things that might give you abilities that are similar or could be good with your absorption ability" he said looking at me.
"Ok" I said going to my room and absorbing my Kirby games, figurines, my Primal Zerg figurines and going to my computer and using my Video Manipulation to absorb the cutscene where the Primal Zerg appear in Starcraft II and absorbed the 2 "The Visitor" flash games.
[Absorption Ability] – Passive – Lv.61 EXP: 0%
Description: An ability that allows the user to get abilities of other beings and things by eating them. As the skill levels up, it will allow the user to eat anything no matter how hard or poisonous something is.
Thanks to absorbing Kirby's ability you now have an infinite stomach, though unlike Kirby your stomach is not a pocket dimension so you will not lose the abilities like Kirby does.
By absorbing Kirby's ability you also get his vacuum like suction ability.
Lv.21-40 Allows the user to eat hard substances and items.
Lv.41-50 Allows the user to eat Artifacts (and their blessings) and potions.
Lv.51 Allows the user to eat curses from items and demons.
Lv 61 No restriction on freshness for getting full benefits of devouring AKA you could eat a spider that has been dead for a year and has not been preserved and you would still get the same benefits as if you had eaten it right after it died.
"Damn this is OP, how did you know I should do this?" I asked with an amazed face
"Reasons, now feast on this" then he took out one of his Katana's and cut off his arm all the way from shoulder
"What the fuck, why do you want me to eat your arm?"
"TOP SECRET! Now eat it!"
"Ok" I then grabbed his cut off arm and ate it, gaining the famed Deadpool regeneration, which instantly leveled up my regeneration ability.
Your [Regeneration] skill has evolved into [Healing Factor]
[Healing Factor] – Passive –
Description: Your body has the experience of regenerating quickly. Granting you a Healing factor.
Increase in HP regeneration per minute by 100%
You are now able to survive even having your head completely destroyed.
You passively gain the following bonuses from acquiring the skill.
Increase in END by 20
Legendary Long-Term Quest Update
Title: Gluttony - The World's Enemy
Eaten: Legendary Mercenary: Deadpool aka The Merc with the Mouth
You have eaten The Merc with the Mouth so now you have his fabled healing factor with everything that entails to.
You have also gained 5000 EXP.
"Holy Shit your Regen is OP!" I said loudly
"I know right, now we need to train, we need to turn you in a mini me" he said smirking
"As long as I keep my sanity" I say
"Don't worry sanity is overrated, NOW QUEUE THE MONTAGE" he said screaming while grabbing Naruto in a shoulder hug and pointing to the air in front of them
"DP are you waiting for something to happen?" I ask
"Yeah I was hoping for an awesome song and some videos of us training, anyway while I set up a training area for us just go and do your thing, I should be back at night!" Deadpool said first with a sad look then happy look.
"OK but where are you going?" I inquire
"TOP SECRET, NOW SEE YA LATER" he said then he teleported to some unknown location.
Anyway I went to the kitchen, took out a rat gutted and cooked it.
What I have so many rats that it would be a waste not to eat them.
As I was at the table and checking through my inventory I found a box with a question mark.
"What the hell is this?!" I ask speaking to myself.
You have found a rare drop, open it and you will get a rare item.
Ok, I grab the box and open it up and I find a, wait what?! A Ray Sphere?
Because you have acquired all the known conduit powers seen in the Infamous-verse, you now may create your own conduit powers for example if you have enough sacrifices you could make and get wire manipulation or glass manipulation.
"OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING!" I scream at the top of my lungs.
"KEEP IT DOWN, DOWN THERE" One of my neighbors screamed.
"I have the god card here, If I play my cards right, I could do whatever I want and get away with it in Konoha".
As I looked around in my room, I look at my figurines of Daedric and Aedra Gods and think of trying something.
Azura help me life through night and day, survive the light and dark.
Boethiah help me keep my secrets from anyone else.
Clavicus Vile help me go out on top in all my dealings and negotiations.
Hermaeus Mora help me find all the knowledge so that I may know all that is knowable.
Hircine please assist me in the Great Hunt and help me hunt my enemies and prey.
Malacath help me show that the ones that are ostracized are the ones that will show the ones that ostracized them just how better the ostracized are.
Mehrunes Dagon please help me control and harness power and destroy my enemies.
Mephala help me manipulate all near me to achieve my goals.
Meridia help me feel and control the energies of all living things, and help me cleanse this world of the undead and all who disrupt the flow of life.
Molag Bal help me dominate my enemies and enslave their souls.
Namira help me feast on the corpse of my prey and my enemy.
Nocturnal help me stay hidden in the night and darkness and please help me keep all things secretive.
Peryite help me mantain order.
Sanguine help me have fun with lust and show mortals the truth of sins.
Sheogorath help me have fun with madness.
Vaermina show me dreams and keep the nightmares away.
Akatosh please bless me for the rest of time.
Arkay please keep my family safe in Sovengard.
Dibella guide me so that I may find beauty and passion.
Julianos help me find wisdom and show me how to act with logic.
Kynareth help me harness, control and protect nature.
Mara help me find love and please bless me with it
Stendarr show me how to be merciful and just.
Talos help me in war so that I may help my people and family.
Zenithar help me follow my work and bless me in all my commerce.
Thanks to praying to a religion with true faith, you are now part of [Aedra and Daedra] religion
You may now receive blessings from your gods through showing them your devotion and helping them in tasks they might ask of you.
"Damn, I really wanted it to work and it did" I say with an amazed look on my face.
"Anyway I should get ready for the academy".
I went to the academy and nothing really especial happened till a few minutes before lunch break when Iruka spoke to us.
"Ok so today after lunch break we will have a written exam, it was decided by the shinobi council that this written exam would be the same difficulty as the exams taken before the 3rd Shinobi war to check the level of our students to back then, so to set everything up and to give you some time to prepare we will have a 5 hour lunch break and after that the exam will start so don't be late".
After that everyone went out to lunch some carrying books to study, I because I didn't want to study (even with the wisdom increase I was still a bit lazy from time to time) so I went to the forest near the academy and used [I.D. Create] to create the rat dungeon.
Guess who I found as soon as I created the dungeon? ...You guessed it, it was fucking Ratman.
He started shrieking like in our last fight but this time I was more powerful and I knew all of his attacks, so the fight was going like our last fight but this time I was more on the offensive and had almost killed when the horde of rats finally appeared.
I could use this to my advantage and I didn't know if this was a coincidence or just my godly luck but it felt like all that happened today was too good to be true.
I took out my Ray Sphere as soon as they got near me and activated it.
What Conduit Power would you like to create?
Plants and Wood
You have chosen [Plants] and [Wood], the Ray Sphere will now activate
"Hehe shouldn't have come back for more MUTHAFU…" again the explosion cut me off.
As I woke up 10 minutes later I saw this.
[Wood Manipulation] – Passive
Description:Wood Manipulation, or Dendrokinesis refers to the ability to create, shape and manipulate wood/woody plants. They can cause wood to grow, move/attack or even rise from the soil and "walk", mutate wood by rearranging DNA structure, revive withered or dead wood or manipulate the dead wood as well as living.
Increase in STR, END, WIS, ENG and AGI by 10
[Plant Manipulation] – Passive
Description:Plant Manipulation, or Agrokinesis refers to the ability to create, shape and manipulate plants, including wood, vines, plants, moss, and parts of the plants, such as leaves, seeds, fruits and flowers. The user can cause plants to grow, move/attack or even rise from the soil and "walk", mutate plants by rearranging DNA structure and revive withered or dead plants.
Increase in STR, END, WIS, ENG and AGI by 10
Like I said with this I can have the whole village eating from the palm of my hand.
Anyway I use [I.D. Escape] and spend the next 2 hours getting used to my new powers.
What I found out during training was that because the infamous-verse conduit powers change to fit the rules of this universe, it made it so that unlike the game I can absorb the element but I can also produce it naturally and can also "supercharge" it with chakra making it so that can sense chakra will think that I am actually using a jutsu which only makes the wood manipulation power better since I memorized the more famous Jutsus the 1st Hokage used because of my obsession with becoming the Hokage and my admiration for them.
After this I went and ate while using [Structural Grasp]to study the books for the test, so when the time for the test came, I had leveled up [Structural Grasp] to level 5.
After we all sat down Iruka started to speak to the class.
"Let's settle down guys, I don't want to scare you but this test is going to be difficult so the Hokage said that before the exam we should have a group prayer to calm you down a bit".
Oh shit, I think I know where this is going, fuck, luck why have you forsaken me.
"Naruto why don't you start?" he said with a heartwarming smile.
"I'm sorry sensei but I don't think that is a good idea" I say trying to defuse this situation
"Naruto stop being lazy I have asked you to do this, so do it" he says probably thinking that I was just being lazy.
Goddamn it I can't escape from this, I don't know what effects praying to another religion might have so if I'm gonna do this might as well go out with a bang.
After telling me to do it, Iruka tells everyone to hold hands and everyone bows their head slightly and closes their eyes.
"Please great god of Knowledge Hermaeus Mora and great god of Wisdom Julianos, please bless me with the knowledge needed to pass this trial" as I was saying my prayer I sensed that people had started opening their eyes and looking at me stunned" I thank you for your assistance, Amen.
As he looked at me with a look of anger, Iruka started saying:
"Stop making fun of this Naruto, this is an important moment, and not time for your jokes".
"I am not joking Iruka-sensei that was why I said it was a bad idea for me to start sensei, I believe in another religion". I say with a truthful look in my face.
"What do you mean you believe in another religion?!" he said now amazed by what I had said.
"Well sensei, I believe in the 9 Aedra and 16 Daedric Princes, the Aedra are the gods and goddesses that created the Universe also known as Nirn by sacrificing a part of their power and they consist of Akatosh The Dragon God of Time and chief god of the pantheon, Arkay The God of Funerals & Burial Rites, Dibella The Goddess of Beauty and Sexual Desire, Julianos The God of Wisdom and Logic, Kynareth The Goddess of Nature, Wind, and the Sky, Mara The Mother-Goddess and Goddess of Love, Stendarr The God of Mercy and Justice, Talos/Tiber Septim The God of War and Governance and Zenithar The God of Work and Commerce, and the Daedra are the gods and goddesses who did not want to sacrifice a part of their power to create a world with mortals, though they do like to influence mortals and the Daedra are Azura The female Deity who maintains/draws power from the balance of night and day, light and dark, Boethiah who is a Deity of deceit, secrecy, conspiracy, treason, and unlawful overthrow of authority, Clavicus Vile A shape-shifter, who grants power and wishes through ritual invocations and pact, Hermaeus Mora The formless Daedra of knowledge and memory, seeks to possess all that is knowable, Hircine The Prince of the hunt, sport, the Great Game, and the Chase, Jyggalag The Prince of logical order and deduction, upholds strict order above all else, Malacath The Prince whose sphere is the patronage of the spurned and ostracized, Mehrunes Dagon The Prince of destruction, violent upheaval, energy, and mortal ambition, Mephala The Prince of unknown plots and obfuscation, a master manipulator, a sewer of discord, Meridia A female Deity, the patron of the energies of all living things, enemy of the undead and all who disrupt the flow of life, Molag Bal The Prince of domination and spiritual enslavement, seeks to ensnare souls within his domain, Namira A female Deity of the "ancient darkness", the patron of all things considered repulsive, Nocturnal A female Deity of the night and darkness, the patron of all things secretive, Peryite The Taskmaster, the Daedric Prince of Pestilence, desires order in his domain, Sanguine the Prince of hedonism, debauchery, and the further indulgences of one's darker nature, Sheogorath The infamous Prince of Madness, whose motives are unknowable and Vaermina A female Deity of dreams and nightmares, a deliverer of evil omens and dark portents."
"Naruto … where did you learn about this religion?" Iruka asked with some concern in his face.
"From a book I found, one day while I was staying in the forest… after the fuckers at the orphanage kicked me out" I say with a look of disgust on my face.
"Language Naruto! Anyway this has taken long enough, we need to start the test"
Iruka hands out every test to the students and says:
"Let The Game's Begin And May The Odd's Be Ever In Your Favor!" he says talking with a raised voice.
"Calm down Effie Trinket, do I do say, your hair looks great in pink" I say with a smile on my face.
"Sigh… Just shut up and do the test *whispers* some people just can't get a good reference". He says with a sad look.
So we start doing the test and I see that I know the answers to most of these questions but there are a few that I just can't remember…wait I just had a great idea.
I look at Sakura, with a look of concentration on my face trying to locate and get a feel of her neuro-electric energy.
When I finally get a hold of her energy, I concentrate a bit of it in her eyes and use the electricity lingering in the hair to connect the both of us.
I then close my eyes and when I open them 1 second later I can see through her eyes, I can see her answers, I can see her looking at Sasuke, I can see everything, and all I can think about is "This is AMAZING!" .
I quickly copy the answers that I myself can't answer, and after I leave her head I wait for the end of the test and then Iruka says:
"Stop writing, put your pencils and test down".
After Iruka let us go I decided to train and hunt for a bit, so I went to the forest near my house, and found a small rabbit with a single horn on the middle of his forehead like the ones in Re:Monster.
I dubbed the creature Unibit because of him being, you know, a rabbit with a single horn.
As soon as the rabbit saw me he started to run away, so I follow him using my teleportation powers, and while I was following him I hear a the sound of leaves moving in a nearby bush.
I crouch and slowly walk to the bush, being careful as I don't know what is there, so as I get near the bush I quickly open it and see something that made me laugh a lot.
I don't want to be specific but let's just say I found a new meaning to fucking like rabbits and being horny.
If you still haven't figured out what I mean, I found 2 Unibits fucking.
I start to laugh so loudly that the 2 Unibits look at me and then a bush behind them opens and around 50 Unibits look at me.
"Shit"
As soon as I say this, the Unibits start to run towards me, I run away teleporting 5 meters every time I land from the teleport.
About 500 meters away from where I started, I finally lose the Unibits but as I look around I find some kind of bunker door and as I open the door and enter I find 2 grey skinned people with 3 tomoe in their neck.
As soon as they saw me one transformed his hand into an axe and the other transformed it into a Katana.
"God Dammit, they had to be shape shifters, they just had to be!" I say with a look of anger in my face.
The one with the Katana who I named 1 and the one with the axe who I named 2, started swinging at me but I quickly jumped back and used [Observe] on them while dodging.
Boss Name: Failed Cursed Seal Experiment
LVL: 15
Race: Failed Cursed Mark Human
HP: 1800/1800
CP: 1200/1200
STR: 25
END: 25
AGI: 20
INT: 5
WIS: 5
ENG: 25
LUK: 5
Description: The Victim of Orochimaru the Traitor Sannin's cursed mark experiments to create an alternative method of utilizing Senjutsu. Orochimaru thus used Juugo, whose body naturally produces an enzyme that triggers bodily transformations, to develop a brand of cursed seals that would feed off the wielder's chakra while supplying them with Orochimaru's Senjutsu chakra.
This could work in my favor.
I take Kamira's Searing Fang from my inventory and block the trick from 1, I then supercharge the blade with lightning while twirling around and cut of his head before he can block.
I then turn around to 2 and supercharge the blade with ice, he then tries to chop my head off, but I block the axe and cut off both his arms.
While he is regenerating his arms I absorb the ice from his arms and put them in the inventory.
What follows for the 2 hours is me constantly cutting off his arms waiting for him to regenerate them while absorbing the ice and putting them in my inventory, at the end of the 2 hours I'm finally sick of farming him so I cut off his head.
After fighting for so long I'm feeling peckish so I grab the bodies of both 1 and 2 and start feasting on them.
As soon as I finish eating, this message appears.
[Natural Energy Absorption] – Active
Description: Allows the user to use the natural energy he can absorb to transform his body at will. The user can change what form he takes almost instantly and can isolate the transformation to specific parts of his body. However, because the user absorbs natural energy constantly, he is prey to sporadic and involuntary surges of rage. Aside from the users shape-shifting powers, the user's physical abilities, such as his speed, strength, endurance, resiliency, and durability are also enhanced in proportion to the level of the transformation.
Increase in STR, END, ENG and AGI by 15
As I look around the bunker I see that near where me and 1 and 2 fought there is a balcony.
As I walk to the balcony I see a large lab, arena, library and a few rows of prison cells.
I think I just found a new base.
I check the map near the entrance and memorize the location of the bunker, I then focus on my electricity and teleport to my house.
I prepare to go to bed and remember that I should do something before I go to sleep.
"GUESS WHO'S BACK!"I heard this and then turned around to see Deadpool right in front of me.
"Goddammit DP you scared me, but anyway great timing,I need your help in getting something".
"What is it, young grasshopper" Deadpool said having magically gained a mustache,cane and bambo hat as he stroked the long and thin mustache while speaking with a really racist Asian accent.
"Wait where did you get that, you know what never mind, I need you to get a sample of the Blacklight Virus from the Prototype Universe"
"Well luckily for you, I already went and got the sample, so here you go" he said with a smirk as he gave me a test tube with the Virus sample.
"Thanks DP, nobody ever did anything like this for me" I say with a warm smile on my face.
"Your welcome kid" he said and although I didn't see, he had a warm and fatherly smile under his mask.
I then pop the cork of the tube and chug the sample down.
Because of your absorption of [The Blacklight Virus], you're [Natural Energy Absorption] has evolved into [Shape Shifting] and [Consume] abilities.
[Shape Shifting] – Passive
Description: Allows the user to transform their form into anything they desire, it is similar to [Natural Energy Absorption] but you don't have the insanity drawbacks.
Increase in STR, END, ENG and AGI by 20
[Consume] – Active
Description: Consuming is the process by which the user absorbs the biomass, Chakra and DNA or essence of other entities, copying and assimilating it into their own in order to gain the entity's genetic memories, Chakra and Chakra affinity and physical presence.
Because of [The Gamer's Mind] ability the memories you gain through [Consume] will be stored in another area of your memories, for example if your mind is a library then the memories you gain through [Consume] will be in a different aisle than your own memories.
Increase in STR, END and AGI by 10 and Increase in WIS, ENG and INT by 20
Legendary Long-Term Quest Update
Title: Gluttony - The World's Enemy
Eaten: Legendary Virus: Blacklight Virus
You have eaten The Blacklight Virus so now you have all the abilities and benefits it entails to.
You have also gained 5000 EXP.
Again Goddamn, I'm OP, if I get any more powerful I will break the Universe.
"Well kid, you have school tomorrow so go to bed" Deadpool says with a joking tone.
"Ok Dad" I say sarcastically.
I then leave to go to my room.
"Dad, huh, I like the sound of that"