Chapter3: 9 Months
Disclaimer: s.o.s nothing in this story is mine k?
1st Month
"Oh..my.gosh!!!" Marlena runs into the living room w/ a robe on and everyone jus turns and stares at her "My size 3 and 5 jeans don't fit anymore"
"Why Marlena? Have you gained weight?"
"Shut-up kermie I am way not in the mood." Marlena begins to cry surprising everyone. "Why does everyone pick on me I was wearing these pants yesterday and they don't fit today and all I want is to get dressed and ya'll are calling me fat"
"we're not calling you fat you're just not as skinny as yesterday" Deacon laughed and picked up the tv guide
Mood swing.Marlena slams Deacon up against the wall with her momma to be strength "ya'll are coming w/ me to the mall now and were gonna get me some pants that fit.and if you keep frikin' calling me fat I'll hit you with a move you'd wish you'd never seen.got it?" Deacon nods and Marlena releases him and heads out the front door, within 5 seconds she pops back in "ya'll better be comin' now!" Toad grabs the keys off the table and they shovel out into the car.
2nd Month
Marlena walks into the leaving room and Natalie snickers. "what?"
"oh nothing but not only are your shoes on the wrong feet, but they're uh not even the same show"
"ahh I cant even dress my self anymore! I hate this...never again don't any of you ever let me do this again! It's all y'alls faults." Marlena turned back down the hallway "im going to bed nothing is screwed up there. Marlena walks into her room to find Deacon on her computer "you got 2 seconds to get out of my room before I kill you" in about half a second Deacon was gone and Marlena went back to sleep.
"man she's a little freaky pregnant" Deacon came down the hallway
"oh that's nothing last night at wal-mart she got in trouble with the security officer because she broke the mirror in the fitting room because she saw a fat person there"
3rd Month
MARLENA walks in the house after slamming the door "dang people, I don't even know them. Complete strangers just walking up and touching my stomach"
"charge money" Toad then had a half eaten slim fast meal on the go bar chunked at his head "im not in the mood for your cracks, whatever the French word for frog is"
8th Month
"I'm in total and complete pain, someone kill me" Marlena lay on the floor about to rip deacon's hand off
"I'll kill you if you let go, you're breaking my hand!" Deacon tried to retrieve his hand but only caused a tighter hold "%(*^^%,(^@##&,(&%#,$!*(,)&$&,*(&%^,&$!&,&%#@" Suddenly Marlena let go of Deacon's hand which was swollen red and had nail marks up and down the sides "alright that cramp is gone now someone get me some chocolate ice cream" Marlena sat down with a big smile on her face. Natalie just pointed and laughed at Deacon's hand as he put ice on it
The night of severe pain screams, tears, and final happiness
"ahhh someone take me now! Take me now! Take me now! Take.me.now! Oh owwwww! *$%#^,*%#@,*%^#&,*%$^,&^%!@$*,*^#&^,(&%*,&*#!#$" Suitcases and duffles were thrown into the back of the car and everyone piled in and went to the emergency room.
"now what seems to be the problem" the lady at the front counter asked
"my.uh..my sis.sister is going into labor like now" the lady never looked up at Toad once but took one look at Marlena and phoned in
"will all 3 of you be in the room?" they nodded "you all will need to wear these" she handed them the doctor's robes and face covers.
"I'm gonna kill you all! Pain! This hurts get this *&^% thing outta me!?"
"ma'am we're gonna need you to breath" -nurse
"what does it look like im doing? Holding my breath"
"ma'am breath as you were instructed, remain calm"
"remain calm ya'll got a huge needle down my arm and one you had in my back, and you want me to remain calm while something bigger than my tv comes outta me? I don't think so!" Marlena received a stern look from the nurse and began "breathing" "huh u hee, huh u hee, huh u hee, huh u hee" "alright in about five seconds push but keep breathing"
"someone give me their hand" Marlena not waiting for an offer grabbed deacon's
"Push!" Deacon screamed this is the hardest Marlena had hold of his hand "ahh ****,*&^$,^$^*(,$!%$,^@!$,^$@$^,^$@~,%##^,&24,%$#%&" with tears streaming down Marlena's face, and Deacon holding his broke but quickly healing hand, cries filled the room and Marlena passed out for 5 minutes and woke up holding her new daughter, the leader of the war against mankind.
Sorry ya'll that I skipped many months but I got tired and bored and decided to skip to the action. Well I hope ya'll enjoyed keep reading. R&R -Shitaka tinav@bellsouth.net
1st Month
"Oh..my.gosh!!!" Marlena runs into the living room w/ a robe on and everyone jus turns and stares at her "My size 3 and 5 jeans don't fit anymore"
"Why Marlena? Have you gained weight?"
"Shut-up kermie I am way not in the mood." Marlena begins to cry surprising everyone. "Why does everyone pick on me I was wearing these pants yesterday and they don't fit today and all I want is to get dressed and ya'll are calling me fat"
"we're not calling you fat you're just not as skinny as yesterday" Deacon laughed and picked up the tv guide
Mood swing.Marlena slams Deacon up against the wall with her momma to be strength "ya'll are coming w/ me to the mall now and were gonna get me some pants that fit.and if you keep frikin' calling me fat I'll hit you with a move you'd wish you'd never seen.got it?" Deacon nods and Marlena releases him and heads out the front door, within 5 seconds she pops back in "ya'll better be comin' now!" Toad grabs the keys off the table and they shovel out into the car.
2nd Month
Marlena walks into the leaving room and Natalie snickers. "what?"
"oh nothing but not only are your shoes on the wrong feet, but they're uh not even the same show"
"ahh I cant even dress my self anymore! I hate this...never again don't any of you ever let me do this again! It's all y'alls faults." Marlena turned back down the hallway "im going to bed nothing is screwed up there. Marlena walks into her room to find Deacon on her computer "you got 2 seconds to get out of my room before I kill you" in about half a second Deacon was gone and Marlena went back to sleep.
"man she's a little freaky pregnant" Deacon came down the hallway
"oh that's nothing last night at wal-mart she got in trouble with the security officer because she broke the mirror in the fitting room because she saw a fat person there"
3rd Month
MARLENA walks in the house after slamming the door "dang people, I don't even know them. Complete strangers just walking up and touching my stomach"
"charge money" Toad then had a half eaten slim fast meal on the go bar chunked at his head "im not in the mood for your cracks, whatever the French word for frog is"
8th Month
"I'm in total and complete pain, someone kill me" Marlena lay on the floor about to rip deacon's hand off
"I'll kill you if you let go, you're breaking my hand!" Deacon tried to retrieve his hand but only caused a tighter hold "%(*^^%,(^@##&,(&%#,$!*(,)&$&,*(&%^,&$!&,&%#@" Suddenly Marlena let go of Deacon's hand which was swollen red and had nail marks up and down the sides "alright that cramp is gone now someone get me some chocolate ice cream" Marlena sat down with a big smile on her face. Natalie just pointed and laughed at Deacon's hand as he put ice on it
The night of severe pain screams, tears, and final happiness
"ahhh someone take me now! Take me now! Take me now! Take.me.now! Oh owwwww! *$%#^,*%#@,*%^#&,*%$^,&^%!@$*,*^#&^,(&%*,&*#!#$" Suitcases and duffles were thrown into the back of the car and everyone piled in and went to the emergency room.
"now what seems to be the problem" the lady at the front counter asked
"my.uh..my sis.sister is going into labor like now" the lady never looked up at Toad once but took one look at Marlena and phoned in
"will all 3 of you be in the room?" they nodded "you all will need to wear these" she handed them the doctor's robes and face covers.
"I'm gonna kill you all! Pain! This hurts get this *&^% thing outta me!?"
"ma'am we're gonna need you to breath" -nurse
"what does it look like im doing? Holding my breath"
"ma'am breath as you were instructed, remain calm"
"remain calm ya'll got a huge needle down my arm and one you had in my back, and you want me to remain calm while something bigger than my tv comes outta me? I don't think so!" Marlena received a stern look from the nurse and began "breathing" "huh u hee, huh u hee, huh u hee, huh u hee" "alright in about five seconds push but keep breathing"
"someone give me their hand" Marlena not waiting for an offer grabbed deacon's
"Push!" Deacon screamed this is the hardest Marlena had hold of his hand "ahh ****,*&^$,^$^*(,$!%$,^@!$,^$@$^,^$@~,%##^,&24,%$#%&" with tears streaming down Marlena's face, and Deacon holding his broke but quickly healing hand, cries filled the room and Marlena passed out for 5 minutes and woke up holding her new daughter, the leader of the war against mankind.
Sorry ya'll that I skipped many months but I got tired and bored and decided to skip to the action. Well I hope ya'll enjoyed keep reading. R&R -Shitaka tinav@bellsouth.net