"Good to see you Kyle," said Token.
"Is that a new hat?" said Powder.
"Get out of the way!" snapped Kyle.
"OK, class," said Mrs. Garrison. "I want to know what is 100 times 3?"
"I think I know the answer, Mrs. Garrison," said Cartman sweetly.
"Me me me me me," mocked Kyle.
"Quit mocking me!" said Cartman vaguely.
"Don't tell me to stop you fat ass!" said Kyle.
"Kyle! Did you just call Eric the a word?" said Mrs. Garrison.
"Fat?"
"No he's talking about ass, you can't say ass in school," reminded Cartman sweetly.
"Shut up you asswipe!" snapped Kyle.
"Dude, you just called Eric an asswipe and you can't say that in school," said Stan.
"Eric and Stanley, just for for telling Kyle it was wrong, you get to chew gum in class from now on"
said Mrs. Garrison. "As for you, Kyle, I am writing a note to Mr. Mackey you need to see him."
2 minutes later the letter said:
MR. MACKEY---
KYLE BROFLOVSKI NEEDS TO SEE YOU. NOW. HE HARASSED A STUDENT. YOUR CHOICE FOR CONSEQUENCES.
JANET GARRISON
Then he folded it up and said "Eric, can you take this to Mr. Mackey?"
"Yes sir." Then he did as told.
Then as it was SSR, the phone rang.
"Hello?"
"I'm ready to see Kyle now, mm'kay?" said Mr. Mackey.
"OK, I'll send him down. Bye."
Then Mrs. Garrison whispered in Kyle's ear he needed to go to the counselor.
"Hello, Kyle," said Mr. Mackey as Kyle entered. "Have a seat, mm'kay?"
"What do you need to talk to me about?" said Kyle.
"Well, your teacher tells me you harassed another student."
"I did not!"
"Why don't you tell me everything, mm'kay?"
"OK, when Cartman was going to answer a math problem, I kind of mocked him and he told me to stop.
So I called him fat ass. Then he told me that I can't say ass in school.
Then I called him an asswipe."
Mr. Mackey had a very shocked look on his face.
"You called Eric Cartman an fat ass and then an asswipe?" said Mr. Mackey. "Now, your friend was right to say that you can't say ass in school. If you do this again or something similar, you come straight back here and I call your mother and if you harass another kid, I'm sending you down here and not only calling your mother and their mother, but asking Mrs. Garrison to give you after-school detention, mm'kay?"
"Fine," sighed Kyle angrily. He left for recess.
"Hey Kyle," said Butters. "Word has it you got busted for calling Eric an asswipe.."
Kyle had lost it. He punched Butters in the eye. Then he pushed him into a wall and choked him.
"That's not true you bastard," scowled Kyle.
All the kids were shocked at Kyle. He never acted this was around anyone, except once in while his friends.
"I'm telling on you, Kyle," said Bebe Stevens (by the way, she's Stan's current girlfriend).
Kyle, then slapped Bebe.
"Dude, that's a girl. She's my girlfriend, you know," said Stan. Then Kyle punched Stan.
"What is going on here????" said Mrs. Garrison.
Everyone who wasn't beaten up pointed at Kyle. She saw Butters with blood and a black eye, Bebe with a mark and Stan with a bloody jaw.
Then, without anything else to say, she grabbed Kyle's hand and took him down to Mr. Mackey's.
"Hello, how may I help you today, Janet?" said Principal Victoria.
"Kyle Broflovski needs to see Mr. Mackey again."
"Oh. I'll get him." This was the first time, this year anybody needed to see Mr. Mackey twice in one day.
"KYLE AGAIN??? Mm'kay..." said Mr. Mackey. Then Kyle went in while Mrs. Garrison glared at him and escorted Bebe, Stan and Butters in.
"I can't believe you harassed someone twice in one day," said Mr. Mackey, glaring, which he never does.
"No," sighed Butters. "He didn't h-h-h-harass us."
"What'd he do?"
"He beat us all up," they replied at once.
"Tell your side of the story, starting with Butters, mm'kay?"
"Well, when I heard he got in trouble, I thought I'd let him know, then, for no reason, he punched me in eye and pushed me into a wall and choked me," said Butters.
"Mm'kay, Stanley?"
"No, maybe you should ask Bebe."
"Mm'kay, Bebe?"
"Well, then I felt sorry for Butters and then I told Kyle I was going to tell on him, then he slapped me."
"Then I stood up for Bebe then Kyle punched me."
"Kyle, I'm calling your parents, mm'kay? Children, please leave the room for just a moment, mm'kay?" They all left, then Mr. Mackey added, "Except Kyle." Then Kyle sat down angrily.
"Hello?" said Sheila over the phone.
"Yes, this is Mr. Mackey, school counselor," said Mr. Mackey.
"What can I do for you?"
"Your son, did two school offense in one day."
There was a long pause. Then Sheila broke the silence by saying "Excuse me???"
"The first offense was this morning when your son called a student named Eric Cartman fat, who happens to be friends with him."
"Oh my God."
"The second offense was he beat up a boy named Butters Scotch who is his friend, then a girl named Bebe Stevens and then his best friend Stanley Marsh."
"Oh my God," repeated Sheila.
"I may call you in this school but not today, Mrs. Broflovski, mm'kay?"
"Goodbye." She was really shocked.
"Kyle you may leave. Butters, come in."
"Am I in trouble?"
"Of course not, I need you to call your mother to tell her what happened. She may need to talk to Kyle's mother, mm'kay?"
So he did, he told his mother he wasn't in trouble. Then Bebe did the same as well as Stan.
So... will Kyle's friends and peers turn against him???