A million billion xillion Henryvees rained down on the city very fast, almost as fast as sonic. Shakespeer laughed manically as the english dudes fell like falling english dudes and killed a bunch of peeps becuase they had sords out.
L turned and did a CQC on one of the Henryvees but the english jumped and did a longbow at him, but L made a pepe which took the arrow instead.
Shakespeer was voiced by Troy Baker in this fanfic, so he had attractive man voice.
"You're pretty good" said Shakespeare, as he twirled two revolvers on one small toe. Then he put his shoe back 0n but the guns were still twilring.
L said, "bang" and ded. Or not, who knows how that show ended lol.
Shakespeer lmao'd.
Meanwhile, two tim portals opened and two Near came thoruhg. Past Near pulled out the basics of CQC (autobiography of The Boss) and beat Future Near to death with it. Then Starfox came (from fic Starfox Adventures: The Squeekquel) and blastered Future Near to smitheroons. He laughed and left.
Bald Dude had had no repsonse to his threaten so he delayed Persona 5's EU release to the year 3000. Kappa. Sudden L burst in, but it was L from the future but actually the past.
Bald Dude did a spin kick with rocket powered boots but L did a dodge and went behind some crates. L threw a million grenades at once but Bald Dude raised a shield of Waifu pillows (he had shit taste tho lol) wihch blocked the explode. Then he pulled out sevety two katanas and threw them real fast "super high school level swording ultra move style" he yell and laughed mustachedly. L did a CQC on the swords and threw them back.
"Oh no" mustached Bald Dude and springed up and grabbed one of his rocked propelled lions.
"Ultimate growling fury thunder doom rekt" he yelled and the lion shooted forwards and killed Near but noone cared.
"Are you spooked yet?" yelled Bald Dude.
Dark death noted L and Bald Dude!