Hey I'm back again,and I got to say this story is catching on more then my other story of Natsu and Gray becoming friends, and I got to some news I've been thinking of making two more stories so keep your eyes out for Dragneel Untold and The Amazing Salamander But whatever here's the new chapter
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Three days later In front of the guild
Natsu:Thanks Paco for the ride
You can notice Paco in a sports car
Paco:No sweat bro
Natsu:When will I see you
Paco:Soon my friend very soon and remember Lifes a joke HAHAHAHA
Then Paco drove away leaving a dust cloud covering Natsu
Natsu:That crazy bastard
Then Natsu kicked the doors open
Natsu:I made it back alive
Asuka:Uncle Natsu,I missed you
Natsu placed his bag on the floor and Then picks her up
Natsu:You miss me or you want a present from my vacation
Asuka started to tear up
Asuka:I missed you uncle and this is how you treat me
Natsu:NONONONO
Asuka:Ha got you
Natsu then puts her down and taps on her hat
Natsu:Nice trick,but can you wait I want to talk to gramps okay
Asuka:Okay only one minute
Natsu:Deal
Then Natsu made his way to the office waving to everyone,once he made it Asuka looked at the entrance and noticed Natsu left his bag
Asuka:Hhhhmmmmmm
In The Office
Makarov is sitting and writing some reports and paying some bills
Natsu:Hey gramps I'm back
Makarov:That's good I've been waiting for your return
Natsu:Really
Makarov:Of course,now then explain WHY DO I HAVE A BILL FOR A WEDDING IN VEGAS
Natsu's eyes shoot out
Natsu:You know about that?
Makarov:Yes and I have this to say,I'm happy to hear that you like girls cause there's been some rumors going around that you didn't-
Natsu:Okay, first thanks and second who sa-
Then a loud scream went off in the guild,then Natsu and Makarov ran outside.And once outside Natsu almost got hit by a sword and a magic bullet
Natsu:What the heck was that for
Erza:Natsu Dragneel what is this?
In Erza's hand was a black thong
Bisca:And these?
In Bisca's hand was a box of condoms of every flavors
Natsu:Where did you guys get that?
Erza:They were in your bag and a suite too so Natsu explain NOW
Natsu:And how did you get them?
Asuka:Sorry uncle Natsu
Natsu then placed his hand on his head
Natsu:Don't worry Asuka-
Mirajane:Natsu answer the questions please
Just then Natsu could swear that he felt a cold chill when Mirajane asked him to answer
Natsu:I...I...I
Erza:NOW NATSU!!
Erza jumped towards Natsu with a sword in her hand,As Natsu panic he glanced at Gray laughing at him
Natsu:I'M A STRIPPER
Then the whole guild stayed quit
Guild:WHAT?
Erza then dropped her sword
Erza:What did you just say Natsu
Natsu:I'm a stripper
Mirajane goes and picks up the thong that has been dropped when Erza was about to attack Natsu
Mirajane:So your a stripper
Natsu:Yes
Mirajane:Okay natsu what's a stripper
Natsu was sweating like crazy and all of sudden the doors open and there comes Lucy,Lisanna, and wendy
Lucy:Hey guys what's going on
Lisanna:O look Natsu back from his vacation
Wendy:Natsu your back
And just then they notice Mirajane holding a thong near Natsu and Erza blushing
Mirajane:So Natsu what's a stripper
Natsu:A stripper is someone who brings happens to other people
Wendy turned red like Erza's hair and Lucy's jaw fell to the floor and Lisanna was blushing
Mirajane:Natsu-
And then there's a ringing going off in Natsu's pants once he pulled out his phone the ringing was the song baby got back
Natsu:Hello this is (Think Natsu Think)Big red dragon
Sam:Who the heck is big red dragon
Natsu:Yeah I can do shows
All the girls in the guild were red and smoke coming out of their ears
Sam:What are you talking about
Natsu:But it'll be extra with toys
Sam:What the fuck are you a clown
Natsu:Yes ma'am I can go all night long
Just then all the girls in the guild were nose bleeding
Sam:Wait are you lying to some one
Natsu:Yes ma'am I'm the stripper who can breath fire that's correct
Then Samantha had a idea
Sam:Put me in speaker
Then Natsu pressed the speaker button
Sam:Okay then but please don't be to rough on me again I couldn't walk for two days and honestly my neighbors called the cops nine times remember,so be a little bit gentle please daddy
Natsu:Okay see you soon
Then Natsu hanged up
With Samantha
Sam:He owes me...and why a stripper...maybe a porn star
Back With Natsu
Natsu:okay so I got to go
as he was making his way out he grabbed the thong that Mirajane was still holding and then his bag
Natsu:See you guys and please don't come over cause I'm going to have company okay thanks
When Natsu closed the door behind him half the girls fell to the floor and saddle some landed on their blood
Makarov:Lucky boy
The End?
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