(J/N Jazz's Note) **Perviness**

Oh my GOSH, this took such a long time! I'm so, so sorry yrsd! My computer had been being a big jerk and it was murdered. So, anyway, there's no 'lemon' in this, but Sasuke does have a weird fetish and it's one of those more humorous ones, but (to yrsd) if it needs redoing, let me know. READ.

Stuck In The Wall: Naruto's Fail

"Hn. Finally. That mission couldn't have ended sooner." Sasuke grumbled, annoyed, while walking towards the village. "Damn people needing help. Can't they just help themselves?"

He and Team Seven had just gotten back from a treacherous and long mission which involved back-breaking labor, of course. What mission doesn't have that, right? Sasuke, with his superior speed, had gone ahead of the group, wanting to go home and shower and rest and relax before his next inevitable mission. The, now eight-teen year-old, raven was unaware that he had picked up a blonde, Uzumaki spy during his voyage.

"Teme." Naruto snickered to himself. "What a clueless bastard." Of course Naruto hadn't meant those words in a hurtful way. He'd grown fond of the fellow ninja and would dare to call him his friend.

One could wonder why the curious Kyuubi host was following Sauske in the first place, but if one lived in the village, you'd understand. Sasuke has run away once before, but never came back on his own will. Naruto brought him back by force and, even with Sauske's word, Naruto didn't want to lose his best friend again. Yes, Uchiha Sasuke was Uzumaki Naruto's best friend.

Sasuke was taking a short cut into the village, which required slinking through an alley, which was past a wooden fence. This fence had a broad missing and, if one maneuvered through it with experience and knowledge of the secret passage, they'd get through without any problem. Sauske did this without hesitation and pressed forward, ready to just go home already.

Naruto, on the other hand, had some troubles. As he stuck his upper body through the hole, he found that he couldn't go past his hips. Slightly panicking, Naruto whimpered quietly and tried to back out, only to find that he couldn't. Naruto flushed in embarrassment as well as anger at himself. How was it that Teme got through so easily and he couldn't? Naruto sighed, defeated.

"S-Sasuke!" He called and the one that was spoken to froze. He quickly spun around on his heel and contained his laughter directed at the blonde. He just kept his usually indifferent mask on.

"Dobe?" Sasuke asked, walking towards the red-faced Naruto. "What are you doing?" Sasuke squatted to that he was at eye-level with his teammate. Naruto pouted.

"I was following your route and I got stuck, okay?" He said, almost shameful of his epic fail. Sasuke couldn't help but smirk at his friend. He was so adorable how he had his lower lip jutted out like that. But what was he thinking? It'd be fine if he thought this way about Sakura or Ino, but not Naruto. Another man? His best friend at that?

Sasuke shook his head stood up straight. He grabbed Naruto's shoulders and yanked, trying to set the blonde free, but failing and only causing pain to the boy.

"Itai! S-Stop, Teme!" Naruto shouted when he got the chance. Sasuke let go of Naruto and sighed.

"Want me to push from behind, then?" Sasuke asked and Naruto nodded. Sasuke rubbed his forehead as he hopped the tall fence.

He cracked his knuckles and his neck before turning to see the orange-clothed rear-end of Uzumaki Naruto. Sasuke just stood there, mouth agape and eyes wide. He was always ahead of Naruto, so seeing him from this perspective was a lovely change for him. Naruto's ass was perfectly sized and round and Sasuke could feel the sweat beading down his brow.

Dobe, you've been hiding this side from me, haven't you? Sasuke thought to himself. Kami damn it, why did it have to be you, Naruto?

"Teme, you better not have left me, you jerk!" Naruto said and his lower half lower half moved as he talked.

"N-No, I'm still here." Sasuke panted out. "I just stumbled a little, is all."

"Yeah, yeah." Naruto scoffed obliviously. "Could you just please hurry up? This is uncomfortable." Naruto shifted his body, making his hips sway back and forth. Sasuke noticed that his pants started to feel tight as he placed his hand on the hips of Naruto.

Sasuke pushed forward and heard groans escape Naruto's mouth.

"Harder!" Naruto barked, making Sasuke's member twitch. "Come on! I'm almost there! Harder, Teme!"

Sasuke pulled back and pushed forward again, aligning his hips with Naruto's and pushing the lower half of his body on Naruto's perfect ass. It caused friction on his rock hard cock and Sasuke groaned, not that Naruto noticed. Sasuke panted as he dry humped Naruto's beautiful ass. He let his hand wander and firmly grabbed the ass he's been wanting since he got back.

"T-Teme, your hands are a little- WHOA!" Naruto yelped the last part as Sasuke slapped his rear-end.

"There was a bug." Sasuke lied between gasped.

He moaned as he ground into Naruto from behind and massaged his rear at the same fast pace. Naruto was completely unaware of Sasuke's sexual motives and just trusted that the raven knew what he was doing (which he very well did). Sasuke treated his member's needs as Naruto yelled commands. Harder! Faster! Sasuke could feel precum dripping from his hard, throbbing member.

"That's it, Sasuke, I'm almost there, I can feel it!" Naruto shouted. That did it for Sasuke and he came in his pants, imagining the erotic scene.

Naruto fell through the fence with a thud and a grunt. He rubbed his butt and whimpered.

"Did you have to grab so hard, Teme?" He asked and looked up to see the stunned face and glazed over eyes of Sasuke. Not getting an answer, Naruto went on. "Thanks anyway, Sasuke. I owe you-"

"It's fine." Sasuke breathed. "Let's call it even, ne?"