Geo: Been a while, here's the next chapter.

-Nicktoons Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles-

"T-Thanks." April shivered as Leo placed a blanket over her. "No problem. You okay?"

"Yeah." She nodded as they arrived outside a building. "Guys, sun's comin' up. Time to head down." Leo said as he started moving towards an alley. "He's right." Raphael agreed as he followed his brother.

"Guess we'll see you around." Donnie spoke as the four brothers vanished.

*Sewers*

"That was like, TOTALLY AWESOME!

"Pipe down shell brain!" Raph hissed at Mikey.

"Yeah, we don't want sensei to hear us." Leo muttered when suddenly the lights turned on. "Where were you four?"

*Gulp*

"You were all told not to go back up to the surface."

"But sensei, we weren't on the surface. Right, Donnie?"

"Yeah, we were here. Right, Raph?"

"Yeah definitely here. Right, Mikey?"

"Huh? Guys I thought we did go up to the surface."

*SMACK*

"MIKEY!" They exclaimed angrily. "ENOUGH!" Splinter yelled as they stopped, well Raph hit Mikey one last time. Splinter scowled and glared at him. "To the Hatshi!" He roared, making them all whimper.

*Hatshi*

"This is agony!" Donnie exclaimed while he was balancing on a chop stick while trying to keep a glass of water on the tip of his bo-staff, what made it worse was the chopstick was on a skateboard. "Oh please, you got it easy!" Raph complained. He was standing on one finger while spinning on a record player and balancing bowling balls on his feet. "Speak for yourself!" Leo spoke as he was standing on a tower of Legos while lifting up an HD TV, surrounded by even more Legos if he fell. "Oh please, this is the best!" Mikey said. He was balancing on his head with his hands in roller skates.

"There's no way I'm gonna break!" He exclaimed when Splinter threw a box of Dominos Pizza in front of him. "Startin' to break now." He said, sweat running down his face. "Now, I suppose you four are rather hungry." Splinter said with a devious smile. "Uhhhh nope!"

"Nada."

"Not at all."

They then looked at Mikey. "Ha! Nice try Sensei, I ate 15 pizzas, 5 chickens, and 4 thick steaks before this. I'm as full as a bear hibernating!"

"Then I guess you aren't hungry for..." He then opened the box. "...the 99 Cheese Pizza!"

*Cue angelic vocalists*

"Mikey don't do it! It's a trap!" Donnie panicked, seeing him start drooling. "No one could fit that quantity of cheese into one pizza, it's a culinary impossibility!"

"Uhhhhhhhhh."

"I think he actually broke him!" Raph exclaimed, thinking he saw a few sparks from his head

"Shall I list the ingredients?" Splinter smirked while picking up a slice. "Goat cheese. Swiss. Mozzarella. Cheddar."

Donatello: "Don't do it!"

"Pepper jack. Colby."

Raphael: "Mikey don't you fucking dare!"

"Munster."

Leonardo: "Keep it together little bro!"

"Raspadura."

"I don't know even know what that last one is!"

"And of course your favorite; Asiago."

"Must…not…give…in!" Mikey panicked. "Of course there is more on it than just cheese. Crunchy stuffed crust, bacon, pepperoni, sausage, olives, pineapples, Canadian bacon, everything except anchovies."

"Must...resist!"

"There's even sautéed grilled chicken and ghost peppers."

"I CAN'T TAKE IT!" Mikey exclaimed as he fell on his chest and grabbed the slice, along with the whole box.

"Ugh Mikey!"

"Now explain what you did." Their master smirked, savoring his victory. "We went up to the surface and prepared to break into a…"

*3 long pizza and soda filled hours later*

"And that's when we came here and you bribed me with pizza." He finished as his brothers face palmed. "Sorry bros, I couldn't help myself!" Michelangelo cried. "Well, ya lasted a lot longer than last time. Almost two hours." Raphael told him. "Cool, now can we stop?" Mikey asked.

"Very well…after 1 more hour!" Splinter spoke, making them all groan.

*Elsewhere*

'Daddy.' April thought sadly as she looked out the window. "Why did you push us out?" She sighed, getting up and sliding a bookshelf over to reveal a hidden collection of booze, mostly Jack Daniels. She took one and opened it, swiftly drinking down the strong beverage to drown her sorrows.

"Master, we have received word from our operatives in Honnoji, alien monsters were seen attacking the school facility, along with the rest of the city." A soldier spoke as his masters private jet made its descent. "And what of the outcome?" He spoke in his deep tone as the soldier turned on a TV, where a local news woman was reporting. "-the monster was defeated by a group of people whose kind have been gone for almost a decade."

The Japanese man drank from a cup of tea as the reporter continued. "Yes, you heard me right folks. After six years, the legendary Power Rangers have returned to protect us once more!" He choked on his beverage as a picture of six armored humans was shown on the screen. 'So, what he said was true.' He thought as it was turned off. "The United States government is considering them a bigger threat than the actual monsters. And I have heard rumors that their leaders father is running for president."

"Interesting…and who would this father be?"

"Our sources are still looking in on that."

*Sewers*

"My everything hurts!" Mikey groaned as another pizza fell in front of him. "Well maybe just one more slice." He said as he reached towards the box and pulled it over to him when suddenly Raphael took it. "Later Mikey!"

"Hey!" Mikey groaned as Raph enjoyed the pizza, savoring each bite. "Ugh I hate you dude."

"Yeah I know." Raph smiled as he ate some more. "Hey pass me a slice." Donnie said as Raph tossed him a slice that hit him in the face. "Hey!"

"Hahahaha!" Raph laughed when Mikey threw a water balloon at him. "MIKEY!" Raph shot up and ran after him "COME'ERE YOU!" He roared. Leo shook his head and gave a groan as they pushed past him.

*Later*

"OKAY OKAY! I GIVE I GIVE!" Mikey exclaimed as Raph had him in the air. "Come on Raph, put me down!"

"Nope!"

"Raphael!" Leo scorned. "Ok fine fine." Raph pouted as he dropped Mikey on the floor harshly. "Ow!" Mikey glared at his snickering brother.

*Later*

"Guys, am I the only one extremely bored?" Mikey said.

"Nope."

"Same here."

"Ugh." They all groaned. "Anyone wanna go up top?" He suggested with a whisper

"Yeah sure, but we gotta do it quickly."

"Right." The brothers quickly looked around and sped out of their new home and into the sewer tunnels.

*Surface*

"Woohoo!" Mikey exclaimed as they jumped across the rooftops. "YEAH!" Raphael swung from light posts and Leo did a backflip off of a water tower. "Wooooo!"

"This is great!" Donnie yelled as he was doing a triple backflip with multiple spins. "Guys look! Purple Dragons!" Mikey spoke, pointing down to the streets.

"Well, looks like things just got interesting." Raph said with a smirk as one busted a window. "Let's go!" Leo whispered as they nodded and drew out their weapons They jumped down, silently landing on their feet and snuck up on them as they entered a warehouse, unaware that they were being followed.

*Warehouse Bowels*

"Hey! Careful with those crates!" A large thug barked angrily at a few smaller ones. "Whoa." Donnie whispered.

"This is awesome!"

"Shhhh!" They hissed at Mikey when they saw a large cannon being loaded with a strange power cell. Suddenly, a window broke and a ninja jumped through, though only the brothers could see him.

"What the hell?" One said as he looked around for what broke the window. The ninja vanished into the darkness above. "Where's Frankie?"

"I don't know, he said something about root beer and fried chicken." A guy said as a box fell over and a smoke bomb was thrown, making them cough violently as they were knocked out swiftly and silently.

"Let's move." A ninja whispered as they moved ahead throughout the warehouse and towards the back, right where their targets were. "Uh, guys? We got company!" Donnie said in a panic as they were surrounded by black and red clad ninjas.

*3 hours of an intense beat down later*

"You okay Leo?"

"Yeah I'm good." The blue turtle groaned as he stood up, more ninjas surrounding them.

"Great." Raph said sarcastically.

*3 more hours of an intense beat down later*

"Let's get out of here!" Mikey shouted as they all ran, but that's when Donnie saw a microchip on the ground. He grabbed it and read the small print on the back. "If found, return to E. Spengler."

*Sewer*

"Ow!" Mikey groaned as they limped inside.

"My everything hurts." Donnie moaned.

"Mine too." Raph muttered.

"Where were you four?"

'Fuck!' They all thought.

*1 hour later*

"I see, and do you have any evidence to prove these ninjas were real?" Splinter said accusingly.

"No."

"Sorry."

"Empty handed."

"I got a mask and a belt!" Mikey exclaimed.

"That's your spare mask and belt." Leo deadpanned.

"I have spares?" They then realized that what he was holding wasn't orange, but instead black and red. "Whoa, way to go Mikey!" Raph said quietly as Mikey gave the gear to Splinter, who eyed them with worry.

'Impossible!' He thought when he saw the markings of a dragons foot.

'Saki.' He growled. "Michelangelo you did the right thing."

"I did?"

"He did?"

"Yes. I never thought I'd say that either." Splinter admitted. "Hey!"

*Japan*

"Hello father." A calm feminine voice spoke towards a TV screen that lit up. "Report, Karai." The man said slowly.