Me and my sucky life
By: lollipoploveforever
"You suck naruto!" I screamed at him in the front seat, him in drivers and shika and Pein in the back.
"Not my fault sakura, you're the one who screamed at the top of your lungs when we saw the fucking ice-cream shop." He rolled his eyes at me.
I heard shika cough, trying to cover up his laugh. I turned around and glared at him. Then I looked at Pein. I turned back to naruto.
"Can't he live with you? I mean he's a guy and I'm a girl!" I stared at naruto, waiting for an answer.
"No way in hell sakura, besides it not like he's gonna rape you or anything."
"You don't know that naruto!" I screamed at him.
"You do know I'm in the car.. Right?" Pein looked at both of us. His gaze lingered on me.
"He won't rape you sakura, I'm staying with you to." Shika said out of nowhere.
The car was silent, until naruto started screaming at shika.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR STAYING WITH HER? I'LL STAY WITH HER!"
"You are not any better than a stranger." Shika replied.
"HOW DARE YOU, I'M HER BEST FRIEND!"
"Naruto.. The road." I tried to get him to focus, and shika was NOT helping. I looked at Pein for help. Of course he was just smirking. So no help there.
"You cannot handle her at all, last time you spend the night her house was on fire." Shika sighed.
"Not my fault I didn't know that water could catch on fire." Naruto glared.
"That's the thing naruto, it can't." Shika glared.
"THAT'S IT, I'M KILLING YOU!"
"Both of you stop!" I screamed at both of them. What morons, I swear every time we get in the same car this happens.
They both looked at me in shock, like they forgot I was even here. 'How rude, I never forgot them.'
"all right both of you pull over now!"
"but sakura-chan.."
"No now." I glared.
Naruto pulled the car over and they both got out of the car. I smirked at them and locked the doors. I jumped in the driver's seat and sped off without them. i giggled at their faces.
"What dicks." I mumbled.
"You got that right."
"WHAT THE HELL!"
"You forgot about me, didn't you?" Pein moved next to me as I was driving.
"Yea, sorry. I didn't mean to."
"It's all right, I don't blame you."
"So, why can't you just have me pay and you keep living in your house?" I glared at the car in front of me.
He looked down at me and smirked. "Cause, it's going to be more fun this way."
"Fun?"
"Yes, fun."
He leaned down next to my ear. "You can pay with your body, if you want." He whispered into my ear.
My eyes widened in shock. 'How dare he! OH I'll show him!'
I slammed on my brakes and his face smashes on the window.
"OW, fuck woman!" he screamed, when holding his nose.
"Hmph, don't fuck with me."
We pulled into my driveway and got out of the car. Slamming the door shut and walking inside. He followed. We walked into a normal sized house. It has 3 bedrooms, a master (my room) 4 bathrooms 2 upstairs and 2 downstairs. The kitchen, the dining room, living room, my office, and my backyard. I explained this all to Pein.
"I've seen better houses."
"Oh well, sorry!" I glared at him. 'I'm going to kill him in his sleep!' I thought to myself.
"Yea, Itachi's house has a pool."
"well I'm happy with my- wait Itachi?" my gaze snapped to him.
"Yea, he's one of my friends. Why?"
"Nothing! Nothing at all!"
"Well, that's good because he and some friends are coming over soon."
"Shit!"
I heard the doorbell ring and Pein open the door.
'your fucked' my inner stated.
'oh I know.'