-One month of Nautical Nonsense later..-

Eci: -patting Alex on the back-

Alex: -head on table-

Monica + Robin: -walk in holding hands and smiling-

Eci: -glares at them- "OUT! OOUUT!" –points-

Ice: "naah, they can stay." –waves a tape in front of them-

Robin: "OH BITCHFACE!"

Cloud: "You're screwed, mate." –to Eci and Alex- "you guys want a ride back to the surface?"

Eci: "We have to stay here for at least a month."

Cloud: "It's been a month. You can't tell properly from down here." –grins-

Eci: "Seriously!?"

Robin: "To the surface!"

-in a submarine-

Cloud: "Right. I definitely know how to drive it now."

Eci: "Oh, good."

Monica: -in Alex's ear- "You know, if you don't tell her, I will. Seriously."

Alex: "okay, okay"

Eci: "What's up with you two?"

Alex: "urm……. Ilikeyou"

Eci: -dumb as a broom handle- "Huh?"

Monica: "Jesus.. "

Furfur: -hissing- "Me no likes Jesus!"

Monica: -o.O-

Furfur: -grumbles, walks in a circle, and lays down like a dog-

-on the surface-

Eci: "Right, how are we getting away from here?"

Cloud: -shrugs- "Not my problem." –goes back down-

Robin: "Great, now I'm wet"

Monica: "That is completely inappropriate, Robin"

Eci: "SHE MENT THE WATER, YOU DIRTY, DIRTY BITCH"

Monica: "ok don't smash my hopes completely" –looking sad-

Alex: -hands over ears- "Didn't hear ANY of that."

Robin: "Don't worry I'm always wet for you" –sniggers- "heard that didn't you, Alex"

Eci: "Will you stop it!?"

Alex: "Please do!"

Robin: "Shaln't"

Eci: "THAT'S IT!" –opens up a vortex- "Alex, Furfur, We're leaving" –goes through it-

-back at hoggywarts-

Draco: "too bad. You're back. It was quiet."

Eci: "SHUT IT, OLD MAN! I'M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR YOUR SHIT! I HAVEN'T SLEPT FOR NEARLY A MONTH! AND THESE TWATS ARE GETTING WORSE AND WORSE EVERY DAY! ALEX KEEPS TRYING TO SAY SOMETHNG AND I CAN'T UNDERSTAND HIM BECAUSE I'M REELING FROM A COMMENT ONE OF THESE GUYS MADE! UGH! I'M GOING TO BED!" –Storms off-

Draco: -O.O- "Okaay.."

Alex: "Well done for setting her off."

Kateri: "looks like you made them worse, old man"-looks around- "Well not all of them"

Robin + Monica: -walking off holding hands-

Alex: "I can't be bothered dealing with them." –walks the same way Eci did-

Kateri: -pats Draco's shoulder- "Looks like your school's gonna be wrecked again soon!"

Draco: -facepalms-

-in the Slytherin common room-

Eci: -is fast asleep on one of the sofas-

Alex: -is sat in a chair-

Robin + Monica: -bursts through the door- "WHATS UP KIDDIES!?"

Eci: -jumps up- "AH!?"

Alex: "Fabulous."

Eci: -glares- "Bitches." –walks up into the rooms-

Robin: "Why's everyone so down?"

Alex: -rolls eyes- "Couldn't be because you kept us up for a month, could it."

Monica: "We've been getting to sleep just fine"

Alex: -fake laugh- "Wonder why that could be?"

Eci: -from upstairs- "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Robin: "JESUS! FINE!"

Eci: AND DON'T DARE COME UP TO THIS DORM YOU DIRTY BASTARDS!"

Monica: "FINE!"

Alex: "tch" –walks up to the boys dorm-

-the next day-

Robin: "That was the worst nights sleep I've had in ages."

Eci: "Payback's a bitch. Savvy" –crosses arms-

Alex: "Damn right" –stretching-

Monica: "What we got first?"

Eci: "History. Apparently"

-in History class-

Shizuma: -staring at Robin- "You remind me of someone."

Monica: -behind Robin, making the 'don't say it' hand gestures-

Shizuma: -snaps fingers- "Harriet!"

Robin: -snaps- "BIITCH!!!"

Monica: -holding her back-

Shizuma: -turns round and shakes head- "Anyway, all the class has a history assignment to do. Which includes you guys."

Eci: "Hmm?"

Robin: "YOU ARE KIDDING ME!!"

Monica: "We haven't been here!"

Shizuma: "Makes no difference to me. You still gotta do it."

Alex: "What about?"

Shizuma: -shrugs- "Muggles living alongside wizards in the major points of history"

Eci: "Pirates?"

Shizuma: "Nah, witches on ships don't work properly. Anyway, you've got this lesson to go researching and a few more days to research and everything."

Robin: "I am not reading books for a week."

Eci: "Who needs books? I've written history books. Let's go experience it!"

Robin: "How are we supposed to do that?"

Eci: -stares- "Does no-one listen when I speak!? TIME. TRAVEL!!"

Robin: "and how does that work?"

Eci: "I.." –thinks- "It.. It just does! Do you want to pass or not?!"

Alex: "Well, time travel sounds fun."

Eci: "Oh, it is. Provided you don't kill any historical figures or anything."

Robin: "Explain how it works!" –being awkward-

Eci: -ignores Robin- "Right, I'm off to get my stuff. Meet me here in a few minutes. I'd pack a bit of stuff." –runs off-

-a few minutes later-

Eci: -wearing a pair of bright green goggles on top of her head and drawing a huge chalk circle on the floor- "Everyone get in the circle! Don't run off, and listen to me. Seriously, I've been back in time before and you haven't. Oh, and there's a small possibility that you'll get time sickness, or some disease from back then. Or, you could die." –grins and stands up, pulling the goggles onto her eyes-

Everyone: -gets into the circle-

Eci: "Alrighty then!"

-in the middle ages(btw its very muddy)-

Robin: "Glastonbury!" –rolls in the mud-

Eci: "Uh, Robin- Two things. 1- we're in London.2- That's… not mud."

Robin "YOU WHAT!?" –jumps up- "eww!"

Monica: "Ewww"

Robin: "Shower!!!!"

Eci: "Showers haven't been invented yet…"

Alex: -grimacing-

Robin: "UGH!" –runs towards London Bridge-

Eci: "ROBIN! DON'T JUMP IN THE THAMES!"

Robin: "TOO LATE!" –in the river- "OMG! FLOATING SHIT!"

Monica: "Rooo-biin.."

A guy: "Whats you be doing 'ere then?"

Eci: "AAH!" –jumps back-

Furfur: -growls-

Guy: "AARGH! THE DEVIL!" -makes sign of the cross-

Furfur: "No like crossesss!"

Robin: -climbs out- "aaahh…"

Alex: "The middle ages seems.."

Monica: "Shitty. Let's go."

Eci: "Ugh. Fine."

-on the titanic-

Eci: "Oh awesome! The Titanic!"

Alex: "You mean you don't know where you're going?"

Eci: "Hell no! You even seen Doctor Who? It's just like that. You turn up somewhere, at sometime, and do shit. Or, like my mum did, a pirate"

Alex: "Didn't need to know that last bit."

Robin: "Where's the nearest shower?"

Attendant: -grimaces and points-

Robin: "Thanks mate, c'mon Monica"

Alex: "Christ."

Monica: "I'm not getting in 'till you get all that shit off"

Furfur: -cowering-

Eci: "aww. Poor Furfur."

Iceberg: -is dead ahead-

Alex: "You can get us out of here before we all die, right?"

Eci: "Most probably."

Iceberg: -hits the ship-

Alex: -falls over straight onto Eci-

Both of them: -blushing-

Ship: -starts sinking-

Alex + Eci: -start sliding down-

Eci: "Oh Jesus!" –goggles get stuck on something and fall off-

Furfur: -sliding down faster- "NO LIKE!"

Eci: -grabs on to something while sliding- "Alex! Grab on!"

Alex: -grabs Eci's hand and blushes-

Eci: "Goddamn it! I lost my goggles!" -trying to keep hold of Alex and the thing-

Alex: "What can I do?!"

Eci: "HOLD ON!"

Robin: "Shiiiiiit!" –sliding down the ship-

Eci: "Robin! Grab my goggles!"

Robin: -managed to turn around- "You what!?"

Eci: "I need them to get us back!"

Monica: -also sliding past- "I got 'em!"

Eci: "Great! Now I need to draw a circle with no hands!"

Robin: "I'll draw it?!"

Eci: "I need to! Sorry, rules! Someone catch Alex!" –lets go of Alex-

Alex: "WHAT!?" –falls-

Wall: -gets in the way-

Eci: "Right." –drawing a circle near her with one hand-

Robin: "Hurry up!"

Eci: -drawn the circle- "Nice one"

Robin: "Yeah, it would be if it wasn't now on a wall instead of the floor" –ship's now vertical-

Eci: "For fucks sake"

Monica: "So what are we supposed to do?!"

Eci: -lets go and falls- "Find somewhere else to draw it!" –looking round-

Robin: "There!" –points to something floating with a person hanging on-

Alex: "but what about the girl on the wood?"

Robin: "Fuck her! We need to get back, I'm dying for a drink an' a shag" –grinning like an idiot-

Eci: "Robin, that's just gross!" –ew face- "Anyway, let's go!"

Robin: -knocks the girl out of the way- "Shift, love!"

Girl: -sinks faster than the ship-

Eci: -drawing a circle-

Alex: "Eci, in case we die…" –deep breath- "I love you." –pulled Eci to one side-

Eci: -shell shocked-

Monica: "Oh well done, genius! Now she can't finish bsaving our asses/b!" –waving arms-

Robin: "Monni, give him a break" –being fair for once- "Umm, there's something I need to say too. I really like you, in fact I love you"

Monica: "What!? Really!? OMG! I love you too, Rob!" –hugging Robin-

Eci: "riiiiiight… lets go then!"

Alex: -traffic light red-

Eci: -finishes the circle- "Right, everyone get at least a hand in."

Everyone: -sticks a hand in-

Eci: "Hang on, where's Furfur?"

Robin: "Fuck the little critter!"

Monica: "yeah, but we can't just leave him!"

Robin: "I want you to be safe, and quite frankly, he's stopping that from happening" –bright red-

Monica: -hugging Robin- "I love you"

Eci: -pulling faces- "Can we leave now?"

Alex: "Yeah, can we" –getting impatient-

Furfur: -jumped on Eci's back at the last second- "Me no like water!"

Eci: -falls forward a bit- "Christ!"

-back at Hogwarts, 21st Century-

Everyone: -falls over-

Eci: -standing up- "Great. Now I'm hurt as well as soaked"

Draco: -had been walking past- "Where the hell have you 4 been!? You've been missing for a week!"

Monica: "A week?! Eci!"

Robin: "Why'd you send us a week too far?!"

Eci: "I don't know, couldn't have been the close proximity of death or anything!"

Robin: YOUKNOBHEAD!"

Monica: "Shouldn't we be getting changed?"

Eci: "Fair point. To the dorms!"