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Chapter 3
"I'm hungry!" Bee whined. She was holding her stomach and over exaggerating.
"Me Too!" Sirius said.
"I'm not." Tori said in a snotty way.
"Me too." Remus agreed giving Tori googly eyes.
"HOW CAN YOU NOT BE HUNGRY!!" Sirius and Bee said simultaneously.
"Because…" Tori started but didn't finish because Nadia butted in.
"Oh no." Nadia said. "Here we go." Jen said rolling her eyes.
"What's going on?" Remus asked confused.
"Tori's about to begin a long and boring and weird and did I mention boring monologue." Steph said exasperated.
"OH! I love monologues!" Remus said excitedly.
"Geek much?" Steph mumbled.
"STEPHANIE!" Sam shouted.
"I know Remus has feelings too even if he's a total geek." Steph said mocking Sam. Sam obviously didn't get the mockery and thought that Steph was sincere.
"At least you're picking up some of my kindness. Unlike some others." Sam said looking directly at Jen and Nadia. In the distance Jen was chasing Nadia in circles.
"Nadia GIMMIE BACK MY GUM!!" Jen yelled while running at the same time.
"You're an addict and I love gum and you won't give me any so NO WAY JOSE!!" Nadia yelled back. Just then Jen got an idea and stood still. Nadia didn't notice and just kept running in the same circle. When Nadia came near Jen, she looked back to see if Jen was chasing her. Then Jen stuck out her foot and Nadia tripped.
"As you can see I'm not affecting many people." Sam said while Steph was pretending to be asleep.
"Steph, steph, STEPH!!" Sam yelled into Steph's ear.
"I'm awake...God!. No need to shout! Steph said and then under her breath she said, "It seems like Tori's monologues are rubbing off on Sam. " Jen overheard and laughed.
"It seems like I'm rubbing off on you." Jen said to Steph. Steph just glared.
"Is anyone listening?" Tori asked.
"No." Everyone said except Remus.
"I am." Remus said timidly.
"See someone's listening to me!"
"Tori you need to be less smart." Nadia replied back.
"I don't think I can do that." She said every word dripping with sarcasm.
"You could try." Nadia said matching Tori's tone.
"You can't lose your smartness, you can forget it but..." Nadia pretended to snore. Tori saw and got mad. She hit Nadia.
"Hey!" Nadia exclaimed.
"I guess I'm rubbing my bitchyness on Tori and Steph!" Jen said with a big grin. Just then Jen got hit simultaneously by Steph, Sam and Tori.
"GeeZ!!! I didn't do anything wrong!
"You think that just because I slapped someone that means I'm a bitch!" Tori yelled.
"Well....kinda? is that the right answer because I can always change it to no." Jen said quickly.
"Jen, sometimes I wonder why I'm friends with you." Tori said.
"Sometimes I wonder why I'm friends with you." Jen mumbled. Tori slapped Jen.
"I'll shut up."
"Good. ANyways back to my monologue." Everyone but REmus groaned. Just then Jen's phone rang.
"It's Jen's phone." Nadia stated.
"Thank god for the bell." Jen replied getting a glare from Tori.
"I'll just take the phone over there." She said pointing to a corner. "and Leave." Tori nodded and started to monologue again. Jen grinned.
"But that's not fair...I mean I think that Jen should feel the education too!" Bee yelled. Everyone nodded their heads except for Tori and Jen.
"NO I INSIST THAT YOU START WITHOUT ME!" Jen panicked.
"I think Jen's right this one is long and I need too..." Tori started.
"Fine with me." Jen then ran to her corner. Then Tori started talking and Jen stuck her tongue out at the group.
"So anyway's I'm not hungry...the trick is to..." Tori started and went on and one.
James, Sirius, and Bee were snoring. Nadia was daydreaming. Sam was trying to bay attention but it got to boring and she started to get sleepy. Steph was looking for her phone. Peter was picking at his nails and REmus was listening intently.
In the distance Jen was on the phone.
"Hello?"
"Hey Jen."
"OH hey Lu."
"Hey so I got lost in some creepy woods and I went into this restraunt and it seemed like you, tori, nadia, sam , Bee, and some guys were sitting in the booth two away from mine."
"Did you see us get thrown out and the waiter yelling at a girl with dirty blonde brownish hair?"
"Yep."
"That was us.."
"Cool where are you? I wanna meet up with you guys." Lu said.
"Well from the diner." and she gave Lu the directions to where they were. Then Jen went back to the group and sat next to Bee and James.
"What took you so long? Mommy and Daddy called??." Bee said sarcastically. Jen slapped Bee really hard on the back of her head. All the guys looked at them but the girls don't care b/c this happens regularly.
"NO Lu called." Jen retorted. " She apparently was at the diner when we got kicked out and she's going to meet up with us."
"Cool! When's she gonna be here?" Bee whispered.
"IN a couple of minutes so how's the monologue?"
"Boring as usual."
"I know how to stop it." Jen said.
"Go for it." Then Jen went behind Tori and ticked her. Tori started laughing so hard.
"Stoooooppppp *laugh* iiittt,,,,,JJJEEEENEnnnNNN!!!" Tori said while giggling.
"She wont stop until you promise you'll end this monologue." Nadia said.
"Fi...nnnnenennenene." Tori said while laughing.
"Finally." Steph said and then she sighed.
"You guys are soooo mean." Sam said.
"You know you were tortured by the monologue too!." Nadia said.
"HEy!" Tori yelled. Sam looked down ashamed.
Sorry I didn't post really busy past couple of weeks....FINALS...