Author's Note: Thanks so much for the reviews, especially Lilly Tagloft. They're very motivating and I'm so glad y'all like them. I'm thinking of changing this to 300 things maybe, because Cryptic Cravings won't be out for at least another eternity. So tell me what you think! Also, I'd like to thank TwilightDisney556 for helping me with this chapter, love you, girl. Read and review, enjoy!
1. Alexander set up his coffin in a ball pit.
2. Raven camps out in Taco Bell.
3. Becky and Luna make a porno.
4. Jagger turns into a marshmallow and eats himself.
5. Sebastian pleasures himself with a soda can.
6. Trevor takes up the art of using Bump-Its.
7. Alexander says to Jameson, "oh, you dirty whore!"
8. When Jagger turns into a bat, he is taken hostage by a herd of llamas.
9. Alexander and Trevor play hide and seek in a big vending machine.
10. Raven shoves a rolling pin up Alexander's ass.
11. Trevor gets a pet snail.
12. Alexander develops a pineapple fetish.
13. Raven gets a job at Hollister.
14. Raven and Alexander finger paint.
15. Alexander commits suicide by going to a tanning salon.
16. Raven eats spaghetti off Jameson's head.
17. Trevor grows a pedophile-style moustache.
18. Jameson gets a hot tub in the drawing room.
19. Sebastian's hair gets stuck in the belt of a treadmill.
20. Jagger blows snot rockets in Alexander's bloody beverages.