FIRST FIGHT
Period 3
*Principal Mike Haggar sorts through some papers to begin another morning at Capcom Junior High. As he is looking through the refferals, suspension notices, and threat letters, his little intercom buzzy thingy on his desk beeps and his secretary (cleverly named SECRETARY) begins to speak.*
Secretary-Mister Hagger, there is a young man out here to see you sir.
Haggar-Send the lad in.
*After a few minutes, the door flies open and Cody jumps into the room.*
Cody-HI DAD!!!
Haggar-GEEZ! Cody, you startled me boy! And don't EVER say that!
Cody-What? Hi?
Haggar-No! Dad! Don't ever call me dad! That REALLY scares the hell out of me!
Cody-Ummmmmmmmmm! You said hell! Im gonna tell the principal!
*Cody runs out of the room yelling.*
Haggar-I am the principal you idiot.....
*About 15 seconds later, Cody comes running back into Haggar's office.*
Cody-Principal Haggar! Principal Haggar just said the word hell and that's a bad word sir!
*Haggar looks at Cody for a few seconds just to see if it will ever dawn on him that he is the principal. After nothing happens, Haggar stands up.*
Haggar-Cody, were you ever dropped on your head as a child?
Cody-I was dropped down a laundry chute once, does that count?
Haggar-That's more than what I wanted to know....
Cody-Anyways, you should find Principal Haggar and tell him to go wash his mouth out with soap!
*Cody turns around to walk out, but Haggar stops him.*
Haggar-What was it that you wanted to tell me before?
Cody-I was gonna tell you something?
Haggar-Yes, you came in here before you ran off to find me again.
Cody-Oh yeah! Me and Jessica are goin' out tonight! Hope that's okay with you!
Haggar-Well actually...
Cody-Thanks! Talk to ya later dad!
*Cody does a goofy strut out of Haggar's office. Haggar feels a slight shiver throughout his body.*
Haggar-I will have myself shot, disembowled, and my parts defiled before I let that boy become my son.....
*It is now Mrs. Chun Li's Social Studies class.*
ChunLi-Now class I would like to introduce a new student today...
*Cody comes walking into the room.*
Guy-He isn't new, he is getting very old to me.
ChunLi-He is NOT the new student. Cody, take your seat please, your late again.
Cody-Im not late! Your clock is wrong! It's daylight savings time!
ChunLi-That was about 2 weeks ago Cody, now sit down.
Cody-Wow, then your really behind!
*Chun-Li tries to hold in her frustrations. She takes a few seconds to calm down.*
ChunLi-Now, here is your new student. He is from a place called Liberty City....
Cody-Oh boy! A foreign exchange student!
Guy-No he's not, you stoop.....
ChunLi-Liberty City is about a day's drive from here.
Cody-So does he think he is still in yesterday?!
*Chun-Li tries to restrain herself again. She grinds her teeth together.*
ChunLi-Cody, go to the office.
Cody-But I was just there.
ChunLi-GO AGAIN!
Cody-I try not to be monotonous.
Guy-Do you even know what that means?
Cody-I wanna sound smart.
Guy-Your not doing to good of a job.
ChunLi-ANYWAYS! His name is..........No Name...
*The class looks at the teacher puzzled. A boy walks into the classroom. He has short black hair with some strands sticking out in the front, and long sideburns. He is wearing a black leather jacket and khaki jeans. The look on his face is quiet and solid. (If you haven't noticed, it's the no name guy from Grand Theft Auto 3)*
Cody-So whats his name again?
*Chun-Li looks at the paper on the new student she was given again.*
ChunLi-It says No Name.
*No Name looks over the entire classroom, not saying a single word.*
ChunLi-No Name, take the seat behind Cody and next to Guy.
*No Name looks at Chun Li for a few seconds then nods his head. He slowly walks towards the seat pointed out to him and sits down.*
Cody-What up dude? My name is Cody! And this here is my friend for life Guy!
Guy-Please don't say that. It always feels like someone walking over my grave....
NoName-.............
*He just stares at Cody and Guy quietly.*
Cody-Maybe he doesn't know english.
Guy-Im sure he knows english Cody.
Cody-Maybe he has a hearing problem. HI! MY NAME IS CODY AND I AM FROM AMERICA! WHERE ARE YOU FROM?!
Guy-Shut up Cody! He WILL have a hearing problem if you keep yelling at him like that!
*No Name suddenly reaches over and slaps Cody upside the head. Guy smiles. He turns to No Name and shakes his hand*
Guy-My name is Guy. We're gonna be great friends.
*No Name smiles and returns the handshake. Suddenly, Coach Rolento comes rolling into the classroom.*
Rolento-Time for P.E.! Come to the gym!
ChunLi-We have 45 minutes left before next period Rolento.
Rolento-Don't question me woman! Kids, come to P.E. now!
*Rolento throws his baton at Guy, hitting him right on the forehead. He then retrieves it and rolls out of the classroom.*
Guy-*holding his head* I really don't like him....
*It is now Rolento's P.E. class. Coach Rolento is nowhere to be found.*
Guy-He wanted us to come here so badly, so where is he?!
Cody-Maybe he rolled into the bottomless pit in the science wing hallway.
Guy-One can only hope.....
Damnd-Eyahahaha! Eyahahaha!
Guy-And whats so funny?
Damnd-Sodom isn't here today! We should celebrate!
*Rolento then comes rolling into the gym.*
Rolento-ROLL call! Hahaha! I made a funny!
Guy-Very funny....
Cody-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...........Im slowly gettin it.....
Rolento-Abigail.
Abigail-Here!
Rolento-Adon.
Adon-HERE!!!!!!!
Rolento-Alucard
Alucard-Here.
Rolento-Chris Redfield.
Chris-Here.
Rolento-Cody.
Cody-Hold on! Im trying to get your previous funny......
Rolento-Don't hurt yourself. Damnd
Damnd-Eyahahaha! Here!
Rolento-Guy.
Guy-Here....
Rolento-Max Payne.
MaxPayne-*very monotone voice* Here...
Rolento-Terry Bogard.
Terry-Are wolves the same as dogs?
Rolento-They should be. And Student Who Does Nothing But Watch Everyone Else Do All The Exercises. (Im sure you remember those from junior high. I sure do.)
StudentWhoDoesNothingButWatchEveryoneElseDoAllTheExercises-Here.
Rolento-Good, all of you but the retarded kid with the helmet on are here.
Damnd-Eyahahaha!
Abigail-Eyahahaha!
*Damnd looks over at Abigail.*
Damnd-Please don't laugh like me, I like to be unique.
Abigail-Sorry...
Adon-I GOT A NEW HAIRCUT!!!!! LOOK AT IT!!! LOOK AT IT!!!!!
*Everyone looks at Adon's hair, which still looks the same.*
Guy-There isn't anything different at all.
Cody-Yeah, you still look like a deranged parakeet.
Adon-IT IS NOT THE SAME!!!! YOU KNOW THAT STRAND OF HAIR THAT WAS STICKING OUT IN FRONT?!!
Chris-Yeah, I remember that.
Adon-ITS NOT THERE ANYMORE!!!!
*There is a long pause.*
Chris-It still looks the same dude.
Alucard-Yes, there is no difference whatsoever.
Adon-YOU GUYS MUST BE BLIND!!!!
Rolento-Silence!
*Rolento bonks Guy over the head with his baton.*
Guy-OW! Why did you hit me?! They were the ones talking!
*Rolento just rolls out of the gym laughing.*
Cody-I guess that means P.E. is over.....
Damnd-LUNCH TIME!!!
Abigail-ALLRIGHT!!!!
*Damnd and Abigail run out of the gym screaming out "Lunch Time". The rest just slowly walk in the direction of the doors.*
*Guy, Cody, and No Name finally reach the front of the lunch line.*
Guy-Why have WE been put in charge of showing No Name around?
Cody-DUDE! This is like a responsiblity! We have to look after him because we are the guardians of his life!
Guy-We aren't babysitting him Cody. We just have to make sure he doesn't get lost.
NoName-............
Cody-See! He wants you to shut up!
*No Name kicks Cody in the back of the knee, knocking him over.*
Guy-No, I think he wants you to shut up Cody.
*No Name looks at Guy and nods his head.*
Guy-See, we can communicate.
Cody-Who did that?! Was it Damnd?!
*Damnd's voice is heard from far in the lunch room.*
Damnd-Im already eatin', ya dumbass!
Cody-Maybe it was that depressed kid, Max Payne.
Guy-He isn't depressed, just born with monotone.
Cody-He has mono?!
Guy-Hit him again.
*No Name slaps Cody across the head.*
Guy-This is lunch lady/man Andore. Don't try talking to him.
*No Name looks at Guy.*
Guy-Nevermind.....
Cody-Hey Andore! Whats for lunch today?
Andore-Today's special is chicken pot pie and a slice of devil's food cake. Be sure to have at least one vegetable on your tray and some milk.
Guy-God I hate chicken pot pie....
Andore-No one said you had to eat it.
Guy-HUH?!
Andore-Today's special is chicken pot pie and a slice of devil's food cake. Be sure to have at least one vegetable on your tray and some milk.
Cody-Dude, did he just talk?
Guy-I.......I think so......
*They both look at No Name. He just shrugs.*
*Cody and Guy find a table and sit down.*
Cody-Hey, where did No Name go?
Guy-He was right behind us.
*Dan Hibiki sits down at the table with Cody and Guy.*
Dan-Hey guys! Whats up?
Guy-We're trying to find our new friend.
Cody-Yeah Dan, FRIEND! As in not you! Go sit with the freaks!
Guy-Cody, shut the hell up. At this table we treat everyone as equals.
Cody-But Guy, this is DAN!
Guy-True..........well just this once.
Dan-Cool!
Guy-Have you seen No Name, Dan?
Dan-Yeah, he's over there at the girls table. They're all over the guy.
*Cody and Guy look over and a few tables down is No Name with women all over him.*
Cammy-Oh my god he is sooooooooo cute!
Mai-Yes he is! He is reeeeeaaaaaaaallllllyyyyyyy handsome!
Tifa-He could serve me anytime!
Benimaru-Me too!
*All the girls look over at Benimaru oddly.*
Benimaru-Uhhhhh....I mean ewwwwwwwwwww, why do you like him so much?!
*Suddenly, a piece of devils food cake hits Benimaru in the head.*
Cody-FAG! Take that!
Guy-CODY! Don't treat the sexually challenged like that!
Cody-Why not?!
Guy-We should not insult them for their sexual preference! Besides, men have the right to think other men look good.
*Cody moves a little bit away from Guy.*
Guy-Im not like that you idiot!
*Edi-E comes running up to Cody.*
EdiE-Did you throw that piece of cake young man?!!
Cody-No, it was Dan!
Dan-WHAT?!
*Edi-E begins to beat the living crap out of Dan with his nightstick. Cody stands up and laughs at Dan's mangled body.*
Cody-Thats what you get for sitting with the cool people, FREAK!
Guy-Poor Dan, I hope his parents can afford the doctors bill.....
*After the last few classes have ended, Cody and Guy make their way out of the school.*
Cody-Man! It's always busy through the front door! Let's go through the science wing.
Guy-Allright. That probably would be faster.
Cody-Man! Did you see Cammy today! Damn she was lookin good!
Guy-Why is it that you start every sentence with MAN or DUDE?
Cody-Dude, I dunno....
*Guy slaps himself on the forehead.*
Cody-So you gonna come over to my house today?
Guy-Cody, I have alot of homework to finish. Maybe when I do finish it, if I have enough time, I will come over. Its not like you call me every 10 seconds.
Cody-Okay! Be sure to finish it faAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*Guy looks over but see's Cody no where. He looks down and see's Cody fell into the bottomless pit that is in the middle of the science wing hallway.*
Guy-I wonder when they're gonna fill that in.
*Guy walks outside. When he walks around the corner of the building, Cody is right there.*
Guy-How the hell did you get out of the bottomless pit?!
Cody-Dude, I dont know. I was falling, and now Im here. This is like Twilight Zone stuff........
*Out of nowhere, the X-Files song begins to play.*
Cody-I said TWILIGHT ZONE! Not X-Files!
*The X-Files theme stops and the Twilight Zone theme plays.*
Guy-Come on, lets go home.
*Cody and Guy start walking towards the direction of their houses. They look over at the school bike rack and see Dan unlocking the chain on his bike. No Name suddenly appears and throws Dan off his bike and rides off on it.*
Cody-He's getting used to Junior High life already!
Guy-Indeed.......
*The two reach the crossroads where they must seperate.*
Cody-Well, that was an interesting day.
Guy-Very....
Cody-Well I guess I'll see you later so I can beat you again at Road Brawler Gamma 2!!!
Guy-But Im not going over to your house today....
*Cody is already running and is a mile away when Guy looks.*
Guy-Why do I even bother?
*Guy walks in the direction of his house. He see's Dan chasing No Name who has just stolen his bike.*
Guy-Another day at Capcom Junior High...........I don't know why they mix all the company's together. If its CAPCOM Junior High, than how come we have SNK, Rockstar, Konami and several others?
*Guy pauses for a moment.*
Guy-I probably shouldn't ask that question......
*Suddenly, Guy is knocked over by Damnd and Abigail who are running towards their homes.*
Damnd-Eyahahaha! Out of my way! Me and Abigail are racin' to the candy store!
Abigail-No fair! You got a head start!
*As they run off, Guy just lays there. Sooner or later he will get up and continue on with his life, even though he doesn't enjoy it.*
**MORE TO COME:Will Dan Hibiki get his bike back?! Will Belger ever fill that bottomless pit in the science wing hallway?! Can Andore really say more than the lunch menu?! All your miserable junior high experiences come back to you in humourous and somewhat bizarre ways!!**
Period 3
*Principal Mike Haggar sorts through some papers to begin another morning at Capcom Junior High. As he is looking through the refferals, suspension notices, and threat letters, his little intercom buzzy thingy on his desk beeps and his secretary (cleverly named SECRETARY) begins to speak.*
Secretary-Mister Hagger, there is a young man out here to see you sir.
Haggar-Send the lad in.
*After a few minutes, the door flies open and Cody jumps into the room.*
Cody-HI DAD!!!
Haggar-GEEZ! Cody, you startled me boy! And don't EVER say that!
Cody-What? Hi?
Haggar-No! Dad! Don't ever call me dad! That REALLY scares the hell out of me!
Cody-Ummmmmmmmmm! You said hell! Im gonna tell the principal!
*Cody runs out of the room yelling.*
Haggar-I am the principal you idiot.....
*About 15 seconds later, Cody comes running back into Haggar's office.*
Cody-Principal Haggar! Principal Haggar just said the word hell and that's a bad word sir!
*Haggar looks at Cody for a few seconds just to see if it will ever dawn on him that he is the principal. After nothing happens, Haggar stands up.*
Haggar-Cody, were you ever dropped on your head as a child?
Cody-I was dropped down a laundry chute once, does that count?
Haggar-That's more than what I wanted to know....
Cody-Anyways, you should find Principal Haggar and tell him to go wash his mouth out with soap!
*Cody turns around to walk out, but Haggar stops him.*
Haggar-What was it that you wanted to tell me before?
Cody-I was gonna tell you something?
Haggar-Yes, you came in here before you ran off to find me again.
Cody-Oh yeah! Me and Jessica are goin' out tonight! Hope that's okay with you!
Haggar-Well actually...
Cody-Thanks! Talk to ya later dad!
*Cody does a goofy strut out of Haggar's office. Haggar feels a slight shiver throughout his body.*
Haggar-I will have myself shot, disembowled, and my parts defiled before I let that boy become my son.....
*It is now Mrs. Chun Li's Social Studies class.*
ChunLi-Now class I would like to introduce a new student today...
*Cody comes walking into the room.*
Guy-He isn't new, he is getting very old to me.
ChunLi-He is NOT the new student. Cody, take your seat please, your late again.
Cody-Im not late! Your clock is wrong! It's daylight savings time!
ChunLi-That was about 2 weeks ago Cody, now sit down.
Cody-Wow, then your really behind!
*Chun-Li tries to hold in her frustrations. She takes a few seconds to calm down.*
ChunLi-Now, here is your new student. He is from a place called Liberty City....
Cody-Oh boy! A foreign exchange student!
Guy-No he's not, you stoop.....
ChunLi-Liberty City is about a day's drive from here.
Cody-So does he think he is still in yesterday?!
*Chun-Li tries to restrain herself again. She grinds her teeth together.*
ChunLi-Cody, go to the office.
Cody-But I was just there.
ChunLi-GO AGAIN!
Cody-I try not to be monotonous.
Guy-Do you even know what that means?
Cody-I wanna sound smart.
Guy-Your not doing to good of a job.
ChunLi-ANYWAYS! His name is..........No Name...
*The class looks at the teacher puzzled. A boy walks into the classroom. He has short black hair with some strands sticking out in the front, and long sideburns. He is wearing a black leather jacket and khaki jeans. The look on his face is quiet and solid. (If you haven't noticed, it's the no name guy from Grand Theft Auto 3)*
Cody-So whats his name again?
*Chun-Li looks at the paper on the new student she was given again.*
ChunLi-It says No Name.
*No Name looks over the entire classroom, not saying a single word.*
ChunLi-No Name, take the seat behind Cody and next to Guy.
*No Name looks at Chun Li for a few seconds then nods his head. He slowly walks towards the seat pointed out to him and sits down.*
Cody-What up dude? My name is Cody! And this here is my friend for life Guy!
Guy-Please don't say that. It always feels like someone walking over my grave....
NoName-.............
*He just stares at Cody and Guy quietly.*
Cody-Maybe he doesn't know english.
Guy-Im sure he knows english Cody.
Cody-Maybe he has a hearing problem. HI! MY NAME IS CODY AND I AM FROM AMERICA! WHERE ARE YOU FROM?!
Guy-Shut up Cody! He WILL have a hearing problem if you keep yelling at him like that!
*No Name suddenly reaches over and slaps Cody upside the head. Guy smiles. He turns to No Name and shakes his hand*
Guy-My name is Guy. We're gonna be great friends.
*No Name smiles and returns the handshake. Suddenly, Coach Rolento comes rolling into the classroom.*
Rolento-Time for P.E.! Come to the gym!
ChunLi-We have 45 minutes left before next period Rolento.
Rolento-Don't question me woman! Kids, come to P.E. now!
*Rolento throws his baton at Guy, hitting him right on the forehead. He then retrieves it and rolls out of the classroom.*
Guy-*holding his head* I really don't like him....
*It is now Rolento's P.E. class. Coach Rolento is nowhere to be found.*
Guy-He wanted us to come here so badly, so where is he?!
Cody-Maybe he rolled into the bottomless pit in the science wing hallway.
Guy-One can only hope.....
Damnd-Eyahahaha! Eyahahaha!
Guy-And whats so funny?
Damnd-Sodom isn't here today! We should celebrate!
*Rolento then comes rolling into the gym.*
Rolento-ROLL call! Hahaha! I made a funny!
Guy-Very funny....
Cody-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...........Im slowly gettin it.....
Rolento-Abigail.
Abigail-Here!
Rolento-Adon.
Adon-HERE!!!!!!!
Rolento-Alucard
Alucard-Here.
Rolento-Chris Redfield.
Chris-Here.
Rolento-Cody.
Cody-Hold on! Im trying to get your previous funny......
Rolento-Don't hurt yourself. Damnd
Damnd-Eyahahaha! Here!
Rolento-Guy.
Guy-Here....
Rolento-Max Payne.
MaxPayne-*very monotone voice* Here...
Rolento-Terry Bogard.
Terry-Are wolves the same as dogs?
Rolento-They should be. And Student Who Does Nothing But Watch Everyone Else Do All The Exercises. (Im sure you remember those from junior high. I sure do.)
StudentWhoDoesNothingButWatchEveryoneElseDoAllTheExercises-Here.
Rolento-Good, all of you but the retarded kid with the helmet on are here.
Damnd-Eyahahaha!
Abigail-Eyahahaha!
*Damnd looks over at Abigail.*
Damnd-Please don't laugh like me, I like to be unique.
Abigail-Sorry...
Adon-I GOT A NEW HAIRCUT!!!!! LOOK AT IT!!! LOOK AT IT!!!!!
*Everyone looks at Adon's hair, which still looks the same.*
Guy-There isn't anything different at all.
Cody-Yeah, you still look like a deranged parakeet.
Adon-IT IS NOT THE SAME!!!! YOU KNOW THAT STRAND OF HAIR THAT WAS STICKING OUT IN FRONT?!!
Chris-Yeah, I remember that.
Adon-ITS NOT THERE ANYMORE!!!!
*There is a long pause.*
Chris-It still looks the same dude.
Alucard-Yes, there is no difference whatsoever.
Adon-YOU GUYS MUST BE BLIND!!!!
Rolento-Silence!
*Rolento bonks Guy over the head with his baton.*
Guy-OW! Why did you hit me?! They were the ones talking!
*Rolento just rolls out of the gym laughing.*
Cody-I guess that means P.E. is over.....
Damnd-LUNCH TIME!!!
Abigail-ALLRIGHT!!!!
*Damnd and Abigail run out of the gym screaming out "Lunch Time". The rest just slowly walk in the direction of the doors.*
*Guy, Cody, and No Name finally reach the front of the lunch line.*
Guy-Why have WE been put in charge of showing No Name around?
Cody-DUDE! This is like a responsiblity! We have to look after him because we are the guardians of his life!
Guy-We aren't babysitting him Cody. We just have to make sure he doesn't get lost.
NoName-............
Cody-See! He wants you to shut up!
*No Name kicks Cody in the back of the knee, knocking him over.*
Guy-No, I think he wants you to shut up Cody.
*No Name looks at Guy and nods his head.*
Guy-See, we can communicate.
Cody-Who did that?! Was it Damnd?!
*Damnd's voice is heard from far in the lunch room.*
Damnd-Im already eatin', ya dumbass!
Cody-Maybe it was that depressed kid, Max Payne.
Guy-He isn't depressed, just born with monotone.
Cody-He has mono?!
Guy-Hit him again.
*No Name slaps Cody across the head.*
Guy-This is lunch lady/man Andore. Don't try talking to him.
*No Name looks at Guy.*
Guy-Nevermind.....
Cody-Hey Andore! Whats for lunch today?
Andore-Today's special is chicken pot pie and a slice of devil's food cake. Be sure to have at least one vegetable on your tray and some milk.
Guy-God I hate chicken pot pie....
Andore-No one said you had to eat it.
Guy-HUH?!
Andore-Today's special is chicken pot pie and a slice of devil's food cake. Be sure to have at least one vegetable on your tray and some milk.
Cody-Dude, did he just talk?
Guy-I.......I think so......
*They both look at No Name. He just shrugs.*
*Cody and Guy find a table and sit down.*
Cody-Hey, where did No Name go?
Guy-He was right behind us.
*Dan Hibiki sits down at the table with Cody and Guy.*
Dan-Hey guys! Whats up?
Guy-We're trying to find our new friend.
Cody-Yeah Dan, FRIEND! As in not you! Go sit with the freaks!
Guy-Cody, shut the hell up. At this table we treat everyone as equals.
Cody-But Guy, this is DAN!
Guy-True..........well just this once.
Dan-Cool!
Guy-Have you seen No Name, Dan?
Dan-Yeah, he's over there at the girls table. They're all over the guy.
*Cody and Guy look over and a few tables down is No Name with women all over him.*
Cammy-Oh my god he is sooooooooo cute!
Mai-Yes he is! He is reeeeeaaaaaaaallllllyyyyyyy handsome!
Tifa-He could serve me anytime!
Benimaru-Me too!
*All the girls look over at Benimaru oddly.*
Benimaru-Uhhhhh....I mean ewwwwwwwwwww, why do you like him so much?!
*Suddenly, a piece of devils food cake hits Benimaru in the head.*
Cody-FAG! Take that!
Guy-CODY! Don't treat the sexually challenged like that!
Cody-Why not?!
Guy-We should not insult them for their sexual preference! Besides, men have the right to think other men look good.
*Cody moves a little bit away from Guy.*
Guy-Im not like that you idiot!
*Edi-E comes running up to Cody.*
EdiE-Did you throw that piece of cake young man?!!
Cody-No, it was Dan!
Dan-WHAT?!
*Edi-E begins to beat the living crap out of Dan with his nightstick. Cody stands up and laughs at Dan's mangled body.*
Cody-Thats what you get for sitting with the cool people, FREAK!
Guy-Poor Dan, I hope his parents can afford the doctors bill.....
*After the last few classes have ended, Cody and Guy make their way out of the school.*
Cody-Man! It's always busy through the front door! Let's go through the science wing.
Guy-Allright. That probably would be faster.
Cody-Man! Did you see Cammy today! Damn she was lookin good!
Guy-Why is it that you start every sentence with MAN or DUDE?
Cody-Dude, I dunno....
*Guy slaps himself on the forehead.*
Cody-So you gonna come over to my house today?
Guy-Cody, I have alot of homework to finish. Maybe when I do finish it, if I have enough time, I will come over. Its not like you call me every 10 seconds.
Cody-Okay! Be sure to finish it faAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*Guy looks over but see's Cody no where. He looks down and see's Cody fell into the bottomless pit that is in the middle of the science wing hallway.*
Guy-I wonder when they're gonna fill that in.
*Guy walks outside. When he walks around the corner of the building, Cody is right there.*
Guy-How the hell did you get out of the bottomless pit?!
Cody-Dude, I dont know. I was falling, and now Im here. This is like Twilight Zone stuff........
*Out of nowhere, the X-Files song begins to play.*
Cody-I said TWILIGHT ZONE! Not X-Files!
*The X-Files theme stops and the Twilight Zone theme plays.*
Guy-Come on, lets go home.
*Cody and Guy start walking towards the direction of their houses. They look over at the school bike rack and see Dan unlocking the chain on his bike. No Name suddenly appears and throws Dan off his bike and rides off on it.*
Cody-He's getting used to Junior High life already!
Guy-Indeed.......
*The two reach the crossroads where they must seperate.*
Cody-Well, that was an interesting day.
Guy-Very....
Cody-Well I guess I'll see you later so I can beat you again at Road Brawler Gamma 2!!!
Guy-But Im not going over to your house today....
*Cody is already running and is a mile away when Guy looks.*
Guy-Why do I even bother?
*Guy walks in the direction of his house. He see's Dan chasing No Name who has just stolen his bike.*
Guy-Another day at Capcom Junior High...........I don't know why they mix all the company's together. If its CAPCOM Junior High, than how come we have SNK, Rockstar, Konami and several others?
*Guy pauses for a moment.*
Guy-I probably shouldn't ask that question......
*Suddenly, Guy is knocked over by Damnd and Abigail who are running towards their homes.*
Damnd-Eyahahaha! Out of my way! Me and Abigail are racin' to the candy store!
Abigail-No fair! You got a head start!
*As they run off, Guy just lays there. Sooner or later he will get up and continue on with his life, even though he doesn't enjoy it.*
**MORE TO COME:Will Dan Hibiki get his bike back?! Will Belger ever fill that bottomless pit in the science wing hallway?! Can Andore really say more than the lunch menu?! All your miserable junior high experiences come back to you in humourous and somewhat bizarre ways!!**