Here we are. Thanks for the reviews! And, um, a reminder. Please save some brain cells in your brain, because the number of brain cells in your brain is gonna drop drastically from now on.
dun, Dun, DUN!
Let's go!
Chapter to the rose of a Heroin
(So, roses can grow heroin? That's something I never heard of. So why aren't the bees and butterflies pollinating these roses addicted to heroin yet? Oh, and I just realised, maybe xdarkrosesx's dark roses grew the heroin. That might not be very surprising.)
ok jazzie-kun pleas dont get mad at me cause your not in it yet. You'l apear soon dont worry.
(No, your supposed friend is probably relieved she isn't in the story,and is now gulping in fear because you remembered she was supposed to be in the story.)
StarKit wock up and sunlit was in the branches.
(New vocabulary! 'Wock up'! And, hey, sunlit can be stuck in the branches! That, my readers, is definitely logical.)
She closed her eyes againstill tired. Butter mom wouldn't let her sleep not today.
(So her mom is a slab of butter, and not just that, a slab of butter that sparkles and has scarily-colossal eyes. [Refer to description for Dawnsparkle in the Alliances.])
"Sweety its time to get up" said Dawnsparkle; her eys shinning. "Today is important today."
(Great, so 'today' is important today, but 'today' is not important tomorrow! Ooh, logic, logic! [prances around like a lunatic])
"What is it Mom" said StarKit awake right away. Then the she cat rememembered what today was.
(Rememembered, eh. Xdarkrosesx is trying to get us to create memes about Starkit-Sue. But she doesn't know that there are already many memes about Starkit-Sue. And they're not positive either.)
"Ohmigosh its my serimony today!' she squelled excercisedly. Today was the day she was an apprentice!
(It's Oh My StarClan, not Ohmigosh. Naughty, naughty! But for a Starkit-Sue who 'squells excercisedly', I suppose that's natural.)
She flicked outside not even waiting for her Mom.
(Starkit has teleportation powers. Is that her powers? Flicking around?)
But her Mom cot up to her quick.
(Riding in a cot with wheels meant for Starkit)
"Sweety you know the clans don't except cat slike use sometimes." She said.
(Aww, come on, don't spoil her fun. She's a Starkit-Sue, and since the cats in xdarkrosesx's story are pretty much idiots too, they'll LOVE her.)
StarKit glared. She didn't lake beig told that. Just because her
(Just because she lives next to a lake doesn't mean she can make puns about it.)
Just because her Mom was a usedto be Shadowclan cat and her dad was jayFeather the medicine Cat didn"t mean she ws different!
(Oh yes it does. It means that Starkit is supposed to be a slab of sparkly yellow butter with gray fur sticking out at the sides. Stop denying it, Starkit-Sue, you are different. You're a Mary-Sue that shouldn't look like one but does. Get on with life.)
"StarPaw come here." Said FireStar from the leg.
(He's standing on Spiderleg, I assume. Yup, makes sense indeed. [Spiderleg groans exaggeratedly])
He jumped down.
(Good for you, Spiderleg. It must be a challenge to hold up Firestar, especially when he keeps eating more mice than he should and is starting to get heavier than a adult Twoleg.)
"StarKit it s tome for you to become an apentice: he said. "Your a strong brave cat and because of that I will mentor with you."
(He thinks she's a strong brave cat? Firestar, I know you've always been an idiot, and naturally will be more of an idiot in this story, but well, I'm still disappointed in you.)
Ever body gasped.
(Because they were so shocked that Firestar would be so idiotic. I mean, an actually smart cat wouldn't call a six-moon-old Starkit-Sue 'strong' and 'brave', and wouldn't volunteer to be her mentor when he's a leader that can choose any other cat for this kind of torture.)
StarKit did too. Se herd hear mother say "Wow!".
(More like "Wow! Didn't know Firestar was so stupid! Can't believe my grandfather-in-law is so stupid!)
Firehert liked her shoulder.
(Her shoulder was the only part of her that accurately marked her as Jayfeather and Dawnsparkle's kit. It was yellow with gray tufts of fur all over it, and it was slightly sticky.)
He whispered in her ear "youll be the best their ever was StarPaw I know ti."
(Then Firestar is being excessively stupid.)
Surpised she walked away when they were done howling for her./
(And also howling to mourn the last day Firestar will be alive, before he takes Starpaw out for training the first time.)
Then she went ofer to JayFeathern and DawnSparkle who were very prod.
(Dawnsparkle was still riding on that ridiculous cot, I'm assuming.)
"Daughetr where very happy but he have to say something said Jayfeather his chest puffed ouit.
("We are hereby abandoning you, and we are very happy and proud to do so, even though I'm not supposed to have a fibre of happiness in my veins." Jayfeather continued, chest puffed out even more.)
"You see there is this prophcy Starcaln gave me it said that out of the darkness, stars will come and get rid of the evil tiger and holly."
(You don't have to tell us again, Jayfeather. Obviously, StarClan shall defeat the Dark Forest, as usual.)
StarPaw gasped. What does it mean?
(Look, our dear Starpaw-Sue is smart as ever!)
lol I update fast dont i. REVEIW or ill hit over the head with a frying pan! XDD jk
(Of course, when there is such a thing as calling the police, who will arrest you for harassment.)
Woo-hoo! We're done! Learning points for today:
1) Starkit has teleportation powers.
2) Starkit's mother rides around in a cot which belongs to Starkit.
3) Firestar has a weird fondness for standing on Spiderleg.
4) Firestar is extremely stupid. I'm sure we all know that he's stupid, but not everyone knows he's extremely stupid, right?
5) Xdarkrosesx thinks she can hurt me with a virtual frying pan. Which, I can confirm, makes a lot of sense.
Alright! Cya then.