DISCLAIMER: This is a story for fun. If you want mindless fun, this is for you. If you don't, then you probably won't get what you are looking for.
DISCLAIMER AGAIN: From Animals to the Ice Age (also Animals!) A random concept, with a fairly more polished execution, but still totally weird. I promise I'll make a cohesive story soon. Maybe. Probably not. Happens right after the third movie because I really don't like the fourth.
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Episode 3 - Everybody's Surfin', Surfin' ICAge
Pirates: Last time on Total Drama Ice Age!
Pirates: Though Tony annoyed everyone Scrat made a plan to get Manny off!
Pirates: AND THAT'S IT ROLL THE INTRO
*'You're so damn hot' by OK Go plays as we cut between characters*
YOU DON'T LOVE ME AT ALL
BUT DON'T THINK THAT IT BOTHERS ME AT ALL
YOU'RE A BAD-HEARTED BOY-TRAP BABY-DOLL, BUT YOU'RE-
YOU'RE SO DAMN HOT
*Tony, Rudy, Eddie and Scrat return from elimination*
Eddie: Scrat! You told me I needed to vote for Manny if I wanted him to win! You're DEAD TO ME.
*Scrat is just nibbling on an acorn*
Eddie: Ahhh, noo, you're just so cute I can't bring myself to hate you
*Scrat is nibbling on another acorn*
Tony: As long as you keep paying me, I'll vote with you.
Rudy: GRUMBLE GRUMBLE (Goddamn it)
Confessional - Scrat - *Laughing maniacally*
Confessional - Eddie - Okay, Scrat is up to something. I don't know how I'll find out. Well I will, well I will. I'm gonna take him down well, I will well I will, don't try to take me for granted don't try to take me for granted cause yeah well I will
*They meet the other team*
Ellie: Wait... Manny is gone?
Diego: Wow, that teams is even dumber than I thought at first.
Eddie: Don't worry, Ellie, I'll get to the bottom of this!
Crash: That's right Eddie, you do that!
Sid: *Begins cheering* Ed-die, Ed-die!
*Diego just facepalms*
*Rudy looks at Buck*
Rudy: GRAW (I'm screwed)
Buck: ...Rudy?
Confessional - Ellie - I'd never expect the other team to vote out Manny! What is going on over there? But don't worry, Manny, I'll win this for us!
Confessional - Buck - Rudy's eyes tell me he's in trouble. Well, that can't be!
*Challenge Two!*
Pirates: For your second challenge, you need to surf on these surfboards!
Sid: What? But the water is FREEZING! We're on the ICE AGE DUDES!
Pirates: Don't care. Freezing Peas, sit someone out.
Ellie: Hm, I will. I don't think these boards are super sturdy.
Diego: It's okay, you just had a baby, that can be forgiven.
Amora: YAY.
Pirates: GET THE BABY OUTTA HERE, SHE CAN'T BE SEEN UNTIL SHE COMES BACK AS AN ANGSTY TEEN.
*They all climb in the surfboards.*
*Rudy's surfboard breaks in one second*
Rudy - GRAWRGH (Dammit, I'm done for if we lose)
*Scrat smiles, Buck looks at Rudy, worried*
*Sid, Crash, Eddie all suck and fall*
Sid - I took a Fall, but this feels like Winter!
Crash - Haha, funny dude!
*The pirates beat Sid up*
Diego - Hey Tony, if I give you a stick, will you jump out?
Tony - ...What do you take me for?
Diego - Well, worth a try.
Tony - TWO STICKS. Or no dice.
*Tony jumps out.*
Remaining: Diego/Buck; Scrat
*Scrat is wobbling*
Diego - We got this. Scrat can't stand there much longer.
Buck - Y-yeah *Worried*
Confessional - Buck - Sorry team.
Buck - Great to see you're doing well, Diego, mate. Thought you'd be freaked out, since cats don't like water!
Diego - What-
*He realizes it and knocks the both out, falling*
Diego - Oh, dammit! Come on.
Pirates - And the Frosty Biters win! Freezing Peas, you're up for elimination.
Ellie - Oh, drat it.
Crash - Geez, come on Diego, I thought you were better than that.
*ELIMINATION*
Confessional - Rudy - GRAMBLUWUMBLE (...thanks Buck)
Confessional - Diego - I really messed up right there? We'd have it in the bag if I didn't fall. Ugh! Alright, time to overcome that, I'm STILL winning this.
Confessional - Ellie - Alright, I want to vote Buck, since we don't really have a big connection, but Crash kinda wants to vote Diego... I really don't know how this is going to go, and with Manny gone, things just seem like they'll be getting worse.
Confessional - Crash - Haha, Eddie, don't worry, I'll meet you at the merge so we can solve this mystery!
Confessional - Sid - I got no clue who I'm voting for! This is TOO heavy man.
Confessional - Buck - That.. worked out better than I was expecting. But still. I can't trust ANYONE but Rudy. ALL THESE BACKSTABBERS ON MY TEAM. THEY'LL GET ME AS SOON AS I LOWER MY GUARD, I KNOW IT!
*VOTING*
Pirates - Ellie, Sid, you're both safe.
Ellie - Yes!
Pirates - ...Crash, Buck, Diego, you're not safe. One of you will be going.
Crash - OH NO!
Pirates - Diego, you're safe.
Diego - Whew. That was scary.
*Quick cuts between Buck and Crash*
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Pirates - Crash, you're out.
Crash - What? How could this happen to me?!
Diego - Sorry, dude, but team strength above all.
Crash - I've made my mistakes! Got nowhere to run! The night goes on as I'm fading away!
Diego - What.
*Security takes him away*
Confessional - Ellie, it seems Diego, Buck and Sid are all working together. I'm in a tough spot.
Confessional - Diego - I'm serious. If I have to get out Sid so we can keep winning, so be it. I'm not afraid to get a little dirty.
Confessional - Sid - Yay, I'm still in! That was fun.
Confessional - Buck - *He's paranoid, using his knife to fend off from imaginary attackers*
*Ending Song Begins to Play*
SO NOW YOU'RE HEADED TO YOUR CAR
YOU SAY IT'S DINNER WITH YOUR SISTER, SWEETIE
BUT DARLING LOOK AT HOW YOU DRESS
YOUR BEST - SUGGESTS - ANOTHER KIND OF GUEST
YOU DON'T LOVE ME AT ALL
BUT DON'T THINK THAT IT BOTHERS ME AT ALL
YOU'RE A BAD-HEARTED BOY-TRAP BABY-DOLL, BUT YOU'RE-
YOU'RE SO DAMN HOT
*GUITAR SOLO!*
*END OF EPISODE 3*
Crash voted for Buck
Ellie voted for Buck
Buck voted for Crash
Diego voted for Crash
Sid voted for Crash
ELIMINATED
10th - Manny the Manic Mammoth
9th - Crash the Crazy Possum