Penguin, jeans and the back room!

Edward sat at the end of the bar again. And drinking... Again. He wanted to avoid Winry a little. If he got another wrench smashed to his head, he might pass out. He looked out in the air, while drinking without thinking about it. How should he explain about Noah? She wasn't even at the party...

Edward was so deep in his thoughts, he didn't notice a sudden green haired sin walking right to him. Envy had seen how much Edward had drinked, and decided to randomly stop him. Hell, that chibi shouldn't drink it all, when Envy himself barely had gotten enough!

Envy grabbed Edward. Ed looked surprised at Envy, and then realized what was going on.

"More! Just one more!"
"No FullMetal-boy! You had enough!"

The green haired boy dragged the blond away from the bar, towards the back room.

"Please?" Edward continued.
"No."
"Pretty please?"
"No!"

"Evil palm tree-bastard!"
"Microscopic pipsqueak shrimp!"

And Edward exploded.

"WHO-ARE-YOU-CALLING-A-FULLMETAL-PIPSQUEAK-WHO-CAN'T-EVEN-TAKE-A-SHOWER-BECAUSE-HE-WOULD-RAN-TRHOUGH-THE-RIST-WITH-ALL-THE-OTHER-WATER?!"

Envy smirked.

"You " He pured.

"Don't do it!"

"And what if I do?"

Edward gave the sin a big drunk smile.

"Then I'll hide ALL your shampoo!"

Envy gasped and glared at Ed.

"You wouldn't dare!"

"Yes I would!"

Envy looked a little at the young man.

"... Do you even know where I take a shower?"

Edward bended his neck and let his nose proudly raise up to the ceiling. "Ha! That's no problem! I just stalk you!"

Envy looked weired at the blonder. "But you're a terrible stalker!" He said.
"How would you know? You never caught me!"
"I did last Friday!"

Edward smiled again.

"Ooh, but you didn't when I stalked you to Toys R'us."

Envy froze and stared at the alchemist.

"I-I don't know what you're talking about!" He said, trying to save himself.

"Sure you do! You bought a penguin-"

"I-it was for Wrath!"

"- and then you hugged it and smiled..."

"I saw you in Vero Moda!!"

Now it was Edward who froze. Envy grinned an evil grin, happy that he now had taked over.

"You got some pretty nice jeans."
"It was for Winry!"
"Doesn't explain why you tried them on." Envy teased.

Edward blushed madly.

"Pervert! It's one thing to stalk people! It's a whole other thing to spy on them when theyy're trying clothes!"

Envy's eyes got big and Edward got confused.

"... What?" He asked.
"You... actually tried them?"

Ed got even more confused. "You just said..."

"I was joking! Oh my... This is hilarious!" The sin busted out and started to laugh.

"Shut up!!" Edward yelled, but of course the sin continued.

"Haha!! Oh no – haha – I think I'm going to die! xD"

Edward was getting really pissed.
"Let me help you!"

But before Edward could attack – and Envy could kick his ass – they got interrupted, when the back-back door (yes, the door in the back room, who leads out) flew open.

"Hi!!"

Who is this person?

How long can Envy and Ed stay together without killing each other?

Did Edward get some nice pants?

Don't miss the next chapter!

Me: Look what I wrote in Austria!

Ed: Are you sick or something?!
Me: Why do you complain now?! If you wanted to complain, you could have done earlier at the karoke!

Envy: Who is the person?
Me: You'll find out

Ed&Envy: DON'T BELIEVE YOU!!

Me: Wh-what?

Ed: It's with all the other chapters! You never tell what happen next, you just write something else!
Envy: Yearh! We'll never find out! This suck!
Me: ... So it suck, huh?
Ed: (Envy your idiot..)
Me: Well, why don't I just let you two DIE out there?!
Envy: Nooo!! I don't want the chibi to be the last thing I see!

Me: Then don't mess with the author!!

Ed: Why are you so mad?
Me: I WANT REVIEWERS!!