Okay, then. So I was cleaning out my closet earlier this month. And found this random-ass acrostic poem hidden in a deep, dark corner of it. And yeah, I decided to publish it here, with the crack fics. Cause it is full of crack. Prbly because I was high off of something when I wrote it ._., The problem is... I wasn't smoking anything ._. So there is no excuse for this horrible... Suckfic. Anyways~ enjoy. Plus, I don't own anything, etc. ~O-oOo-O~
R- Rima Mashiro did marry Nagihiko Fujisaki. Mainly because the fangirls would've ripped her apart if she said no... But we all know she loves him somewhere in her heart. Way deep down.
I- "I LOVE YEW!" both Ri-chan and Nagi-kun said at the same, time. Tgey stared wide eyes at each other, and then looked away, blushing.
M- Mashiro. Rima's maiden name... Cause she married Nagi~! :D You know the fanboys are all squealing -in their emo corners- over the "hotness" that is Rima Fujisaki.
A- And they kissed after a sweet confession to one another. (Causing both squeals and groans in the fan population)
H- How exactly they managed to get married at the age of around 12, remains unknown. Rimahikologists suspect that they ran off to Las Vegas (well, flew) and had a happily ever after the end.
I- 'I -less than three- U, Nagi', Rima wrote on the wanna-be-love-letter. And then proceeded to crumple it up an throw it in the trash can beside her. "Ugh, this confession crap is hard," she groaned.
K- 'Kay,' Rima thought. 'Today is the day to tell that purple head I love him.' Or so she thought, considering she ran in the opposite direction when she saw him. 'Confession fail no.567,' she wrote in her dairy later that day.
O- "OLIVE JUICE," Nagi said, to a dazed Rima.
"I love you too!" she admitted, blushing.
"Uh... Rima? I asked for the olive juice," he told her, snapping her out of her trance. Which reminded her that they were in Cooking Class. "Not that I don't love you," he added.
~O-oOo-O~
Ahahaha... Oh my gosh. That was an epic failll xDD Sorry for the short-ness of it, also~
That... was just horrible. Anyways, I altered the real version of this. So the original was worse o_o; I'm sorry to inform you kiddies that there are worse things out there other than this chapter. Like the original. Anyways~ I was thinking of maybe somehow making a oneshot series, maybe out of this? So just tell me what you think and whatnot.
Reviews are always welcome, flames on the other hand aren't. An thanks to my reviewers/favorite-ers/subscribers,etc. You guys are awesome~ :3