A/N: To Hasso.

Worry not… much will happen…. Just wait…

Oh, and did you order a nice dose of Yaoi?

Roy yawned and poked at a turtle in an aquarium…. He still couldn't figure out why the fuher's son had given him an office turtle, but figured it best not to insult the little bugger. He looked up and noticed "Ed" was walking up the hall, and dove under the desk with a mirror… office romances were too stressful…. Was his hair perfect? Was his breath smelling good… what had he eaten last? Onion encrusted garlic liver didn't smell bad… did it? He decided he must smell good and popped out just in time to nearly give Kimblee a heart attack.

"heeelllooooo beautiful." He purred in his best sexy voice, and was rewarded with an incredulous look and a slap right across his face. Roy re adjusted his jaw and gave a little shake to get himself back together. "I love it when you're playful!"

"Who's being playful you son of a…." Kimblee was cut off when the colonel decided to get a kiss. Kimblee at first considered blowing him into pieces, but decided it was too much trouble… plus he didn't have his seals. Then he got a better idea…. But not before he passed out from the lethal garlic/onion/liver breath.

Edward tried to keep to shadows as he walked and strived not to be recognized until he got to the office where it was safe… Oh, Roy had to know what to do… he always knew what to do…. riight?

He noticed people looking at him and lowered his head further, and walked head on into a man. Unfortunately, Edward was much bigger than he used to be, and he knocked the person over. He looked up, and his mind whirred to place the face… way too pale, eyes too blue to be natural…. Anemic adhesion of the flesh to the cheek bones.

"hello Lt. Colonel…." He stammered as he recognized Frank Archer. The solder rubbed his head, and then leaned forward, planting a surprisingly chaste kiss on Edward's lips, which caused him to do what any self-respecting teenage boy would.

"Eww!" he rubbed his face all over his sleeve, and Archer laughed.

"Aww, now Zolfie… don't be that way." He purred, standing up, and tugging Ed to his feet. "On our day off too…. Now come on… I'll make you put your mouth to much more important purposes…."

Edward shivered as Frank Archer dragged him down the street.

A/N: Aww… poor Ed!

What will happen?

Gotta read the next chappie!