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*This takes place season 7. It's the episode where a boy at Sunnydale has a magic football jacket that makes it so that any girl that looks at it falls in love with him and Anya, Willow, Dawn, and Buffy are tying to win his love.*

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Spike sighed. He would have to go out eventually, he needed to get Red to switch him back. But, (as much as a sexy beast he was) he was still a wee bit embarrassed to have Buffy see him like this. He could just ask Xander to bring Willow here.
cept', knowing Xander, he would probably get suspicious.
Spike sighed. He was not Happy with this decision. But he had to go out into world sometime. That is, she had to go out into the world sometime.

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Xander sat in his armchair in the living room, wondering what the heck the camera thing was about. He wouldn't wreck it just because, right? Xander grimaced. Of course he would. He better not... Oh! I wonder if Willow's spell has taken effect yet? Well, I need to check on my camera anyway.

Xander was just about to get up when Spike opened the door to his bedroom, slowly. Spike tentively stepped out, cheeks slowly turning a bright pink. Xander stared at Spike incredulously.... then burst out laughthing.

" Wow........... Spike......" Xander managed to get out between fits of laughter. " You...... look good."After a couple more seconds or so, Xander quieted his laughter, now just quietly chuckling to himself. "So... what should we call you now?" Xander said with a smirk on his face."Spikette?"

"I may be female..." Spike replied, his eyes narrowing."...But I can still rip your throat out."

"Alright, alright... so, what are you going out for"
" I'm heading over to Buffy's house so Red can reverse the spell."

"Alright then...."

As Spike left the room and headed torwards the door, he could here Xander break out into laughter again.

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Willow groaned and rubbed her temples. She'd been looking through the book all night. She didn't find one single thing that could help to change Spike back. Willow turned to the last page in the book. It read: "continues in second half." She stared at the page,
her anger slowly mounting. Of course, she didn't HAVE the second half. "Why!?" Willow exclaimed, raising her arms in the air. "Why can't it ever be simple!?" She was just about to slam her fist on the book (to get all her anger out ) when the front door burst open, and someone ran in, carrying a flaming trench coat over their head.

They quickly slammed the door shut and preceded to stomp on the flames.
After the flames were extinguished the figure turned to look at Willow. This was the first time she got a clear look at the person, so she stared at them, trying to distinguish who it was. Willow's eyes raked over the figures bleached slicked back hair, the long black leather trenchcoat, and... breasts. " So..." Willow said with a sheepish smile on here face. " Guess the spell's taken effect." Spike glared at Willow.

"Mind telling WHY you cast the spell in the first place?" Spike inquired.
" Well... it was an accident. Long story. Anyway, you got in the way, and you know what happened next." Willow eyed Spike"s new figure. "Besides, you look.... good."

"Don't even think about it love. You know this body's just temporary."

" I wasn't!" Willow blurted out indigently. " Anyway, I looked through the book that contained the spell. Didn't find anything about reversing it." Spike was about to say something, but Willow cut him off. " But there's a second book-" Spike was about to interupt her but She went ahead and finished it."- and it's not in my possession."

"Well this is just bloody perfect..." Spike muttered.

" Stop pouting. I'll call Giles and see if him knows were the book is. In the meantime you'll just have to live with it."

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Buffy awoke. She just had the weirdest dream. She only had three days to learn how to tap dance or she couldn't appease the demon and the world would end... Wait. Buffy heard voices. Sounded like Willow talking to somebody. But she didn't recognize the voice.
Buffy could tell it was a women though. The slayer got dressed and headed downstairs to see what was going on. Buffy heard the remaining half of a sentience Willow was saying. "....In the meantime you'll just have to live with it"
" Hey Wil, whats going on?" Buffy could only see the backside of person Willow was talking to, but she would recognize that leather jacket anywhere. " Oh, hey Spike. What are you-" Spike turned to look at Buffy. It WAS Spike, but... "-doing. Sooo. That is Spike, right?"

Willow quickly explained what had happened to Spike last night, and the current situation they were in. "Ah." Buffy replied.
" Well, it's not really top priority, but we have nothing better to do. So I guess we'll help you. " Spike seemed slightly irritated. At this

"Hah. Bet you'd prefer it If I stayed like this, then you wouldn't have to worry about about the temptation of jumping my bones."

Buffy's face began to redden. She was about to replie when Dawn came bounding down the stairs. " Morning Wil, morning Buffy.
So, what are we are we gonna do today- oh my god is that Spike?" Spike grimaced and nodded. " What happened?" Dawn asked, a note of genuine concern in her voice,

"Well, last night Red here zapped with a gender switching spell-on accident mind you, although don't quite know what she was doing in the first place... anyway, woke up this morning with long hair and an urge to put on lipstick. Came over here to get Red to switch me back."

"Hmm..." An evil grin spread over Dawn's face. " Come with me Spike." Dawn grabbed Spike's arm and proceeded to drag him up the stairs.

"Wait Bit, what are you doing?"

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Dawn managed to get Spike into her room. She pulled him over to her dresser. On the dresser was a large mirror and a array of cosmetics. Spike understood what she had in store for him.... " No. No, noooooooooo!!!"

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Willow and Buffy were still at the bottom of the stairs, conversing about Spike's problem when an ear-splitting screech filled the air. " No. No,
noooooooooo!!!" It had from Dawn's room.

"What was THAT?" Willow asked with concern.

A grin spread across Buffy's face. " I think Dawn's gonna make Spike pretty"

Huh. I made it to a third chapter. Speaking of chapters, I'm sorry they're so short! It SEEMS like a lot when I write them.... Anyway, hugs and thanks to the people who read this. Cookies for the people who comment. See you next chapter!
- Alice Everafter